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Pretty frequently I think about the silly Elon Musk song I wrote for Gimmick Show in 2018 and how we are now living in the terrible Elon Musk future but even fewer people like him now
April 22, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Someone brought their own flagpole
A crowd of Eagles fans, some of whom are holding a 20 foot flag pole with an Eagles flag under an American flag
February 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Philadelphia is the greatest city on earth. Go Birds!
February 10, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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Go birds 🦅🦅🦅
January 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Post an image you saved because it made you laugh!
A screenshot of a tweet from @Noah Pasternak that says, “This whole time I’ve been bothered because I couldn’t place who RFK Jr. reminded me of, but I figured it out yesterday.” Underneath are two images from Ren and Stimpy. On the left is a shirtless George Liquor, an extremely intense, stocky gray-haired man with a flat-top haircut and bulging, bloodshot eyes, grabbing Ren the chihuahua by the shoulders. He’s grimacing so hard you can see almost all of his jagged teeth. Ren’s pink eyes are wide and his ears hang flat off the back of his head as he looks up at George, scared and/or uncomfortable. The right picture is an equally intense George Liquor wearing a collared shirt, his eyes bulging out of their sockets, lifting a wincing Stimpy, a round, maroon cat with a cream-colored belly and a big blue nose, by the scruff of his neck.
January 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Newman out here looking like Hugo from Devil Doll
Ventriloquist The Great Vorelli and his dummy, Hugo, from the 1964 shlockfest Devil Doll (as broadcast on MST3K)
December 26, 2024 at 8:13 PM
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Based Duolingo
A screenshot of a French Duolingo lesson where I was asked to translate the sentence “Notre system économique ne marche plus,” which means “Our economic system doesn’t work anymore.”
December 8, 2024 at 4:56 AM
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You’re welcome
November 10, 2024 at 4:57 AM
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Just what I needed, a $42 candle that smells like dirt and hoagies
An absurdly priced $42 candle by Homesick depicting the Phillies’ stadium, Citizens Bank Park, which is scented with the baffling and unappealing aromas of red clay, hoagie rolls, and oregano.
August 8, 2023 at 10:31 PM
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Taco Bell is trying to get into the birria trend with a taco that looks straight up gross and has the clunkiest name imaginable
August 3, 2023 at 4:43 PM