Hannah Cohen
@hcohen.bsky.social
She/her. hot sad jewish lady.
writer sometimes, mostly tired.
poems, essays, etc. found elsewhere.
my author website is hannahcohen.carrd.co
writer sometimes, mostly tired.
poems, essays, etc. found elsewhere.
my author website is hannahcohen.carrd.co
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Hannah Cohen
@hcohen.bsky.social
· Nov 10
Gotten an influx of new Bluesky followers on here since the dead bird site is tanking so here’s an introduction post:
Hi! I’m Hannah! I have 2 poetry chapbooks and write a lot about sad dad jew stuff, internet culture, and the failures of institutional poetry/presses. Also I love cats.
Hi! I’m Hannah! I have 2 poetry chapbooks and write a lot about sad dad jew stuff, internet culture, and the failures of institutional poetry/presses. Also I love cats.
gotta say I’m really excited about our panel at AWP in March and you should be too :)
I’ve been so out of the loop (for better or worse) with writing and writers so it’ll be great to see some folks again ❤️
I’ve been so out of the loop (for better or worse) with writing and writers so it’ll be great to see some folks again ❤️
January 6, 2026 at 12:49 PM
gotta say I’m really excited about our panel at AWP in March and you should be too :)
I’ve been so out of the loop (for better or worse) with writing and writers so it’ll be great to see some folks again ❤️
I’ve been so out of the loop (for better or worse) with writing and writers so it’ll be great to see some folks again ❤️
Castle in the Sky.
The older I get, the more value I find in stories that don’t overextend into all the insane world building but gives you the world as it is.
The older I get, the more value I find in stories that don’t overextend into all the insane world building but gives you the world as it is.
In honor of Hayao Miyazaki's birthday, what's your favorite Studio Ghibli film? Doesn't have to be the one you think is "the best," just the one that nestled in your heart. Mine is Howl's Moving Castle.
a painting of howl 's moving castle shows a cloudy night sky
Alt: a pixelated gif of Howl's Castle sitting on a hillside under an evening sky.
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Castle in the Sky.
The older I get, the more value I find in stories that don’t overextend into all the insane world building but gives you the world as it is.
The older I get, the more value I find in stories that don’t overextend into all the insane world building but gives you the world as it is.
poets found dead on arrival
New Leather-Bound Notebook To Really Unleash Area Woman's Creativity https://theonion.com/new-leather-bound-notebook-to-really-unleash-area-woman-1819576030/
January 5, 2026 at 3:54 PM
poets found dead on arrival
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Icymi, I have a new story in @vol1brooklyn.bsky.social it has nostalgia for childhood, sinister going ons, and places you can't return to
Sunday Stories: “We Buy Houses”
We Buy Housesby Chloe N. Clark My parents had been planning to move for as long as I could remember. They were always talking about picking everything up and speeding across the state, across the c…
www.vol1brooklyn.com
January 5, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Icymi, I have a new story in @vol1brooklyn.bsky.social it has nostalgia for childhood, sinister going ons, and places you can't return to
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all this is both foolish and unnecessary
January 4, 2026 at 9:47 PM
all this is both foolish and unnecessary
James and I finally watched Glass Onion tonight and man it feels even weirder knowing that the insert Elon Musk character’s fake company logo even looks like what X is now, knowing that Twitter is dead.
Honestly Janelle Monae should just be in every movie???? Ever???
Honestly Janelle Monae should just be in every movie???? Ever???
January 5, 2026 at 2:06 AM
James and I finally watched Glass Onion tonight and man it feels even weirder knowing that the insert Elon Musk character’s fake company logo even looks like what X is now, knowing that Twitter is dead.
Honestly Janelle Monae should just be in every movie???? Ever???
Honestly Janelle Monae should just be in every movie???? Ever???
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The wisdom of Mr. Rogers is eternal:
January 4, 2026 at 11:57 AM
The wisdom of Mr. Rogers is eternal:
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
January 4, 2026 at 3:05 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
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Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.
January 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.
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We gotta imprison each of these shithead AI ceo's in a different data center like the minotaur
January 2, 2026 at 4:26 AM
We gotta imprison each of these shithead AI ceo's in a different data center like the minotaur
RIP Melville, you would’ve loved school cafeteria strawberry milk cartons
The milk is very sweet and rich; it has been tasted by man; it might do well with strawberries
January 2, 2026 at 7:52 PM
RIP Melville, you would’ve loved school cafeteria strawberry milk cartons
gotta say nothing depresses you quite like mandated reporter training for my day job, especially considering that the current US government just copes for pedophiles and abusive weirdos
January 2, 2026 at 7:02 PM
gotta say nothing depresses you quite like mandated reporter training for my day job, especially considering that the current US government just copes for pedophiles and abusive weirdos
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me working from home: I could be playing Baldurs Gate 3 right now 😭😤😬
January 2, 2026 at 3:14 PM
me working from home: I could be playing Baldurs Gate 3 right now 😭😤😬
me working from home: I could be playing Baldurs Gate 3 right now 😭😤😬
January 2, 2026 at 3:14 PM
me working from home: I could be playing Baldurs Gate 3 right now 😭😤😬
I feel this way about a lot of people
He’s the devil, I say. The reason why you don’t see his tail, is because he tucks it up out of sight; he carries it coiled away in his pocket, I guess.
January 2, 2026 at 1:10 PM
I feel this way about a lot of people
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The year is 2028. A liberal elder millennial has taken control of the government. Everyone rolls their eyes at the new "department of good government oversight" (doggo). Until the purges begin
February 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The year is 2028. A liberal elder millennial has taken control of the government. Everyone rolls their eyes at the new "department of good government oversight" (doggo). Until the purges begin
phone almost autocorrected to Happy Jew Year and honestly? yeah this Jewish gal could use all the happy years
January 1, 2026 at 3:48 PM
phone almost autocorrected to Happy Jew Year and honestly? yeah this Jewish gal could use all the happy years
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Me, waking up this morning, to 2026:
January 1, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Me, waking up this morning, to 2026:
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
2025 accomplishments:
- read 10 new books (audiobooks & long drives)
- Jewish storytelling panel accepted for AWP 2026
- did more freelance manuscript gig work
- a full year of our new home in a new city
I know 2025 was…..not great….on a larger scale but I’m trying to exist despite the horrors ⭐️
- read 10 new books (audiobooks & long drives)
- Jewish storytelling panel accepted for AWP 2026
- did more freelance manuscript gig work
- a full year of our new home in a new city
I know 2025 was…..not great….on a larger scale but I’m trying to exist despite the horrors ⭐️
December 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
2025 accomplishments:
- read 10 new books (audiobooks & long drives)
- Jewish storytelling panel accepted for AWP 2026
- did more freelance manuscript gig work
- a full year of our new home in a new city
I know 2025 was…..not great….on a larger scale but I’m trying to exist despite the horrors ⭐️
- read 10 new books (audiobooks & long drives)
- Jewish storytelling panel accepted for AWP 2026
- did more freelance manuscript gig work
- a full year of our new home in a new city
I know 2025 was…..not great….on a larger scale but I’m trying to exist despite the horrors ⭐️
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What do ye do when ye see a whale, men?
December 30, 2025 at 9:47 AM
What do ye do when ye see a whale, men?
I’m a witcher (The Last Wish) so basically I’m a gig worker in a pseudo Eastern European economy
Well, now I'm an English professor...
December 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I’m a witcher (The Last Wish) so basically I’m a gig worker in a pseudo Eastern European economy
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Then Frog and Toad went out onto the front porch to wait for the mail.
They sat there, feeling happy together.
They sat there, feeling happy together.
December 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Then Frog and Toad went out onto the front porch to wait for the mail.
They sat there, feeling happy together.
They sat there, feeling happy together.