Nikki
@hazeltea.bsky.social
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When a sitting representative refers to the Super Bowl halftime show as “pornography,” people should use that to reflect on how they and other representatives are simultaneously working to ban, censor, and restrict “pornography” and what that actually means
February 10, 2026 at 6:52 PM
When a sitting representative refers to the Super Bowl halftime show as “pornography,” people should use that to reflect on how they and other representatives are simultaneously working to ban, censor, and restrict “pornography” and what that actually means
I just read that there is going to be a new Barnes and Noble coming into our local mall sometime this year. Manifest the 90s, I really need it!
February 9, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I just read that there is going to be a new Barnes and Noble coming into our local mall sometime this year. Manifest the 90s, I really need it!
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February 9, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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This is the ur-grift: it’s not the get-rich-quick scheme that makes you rich, it’s teaching other people how to sell it to someone else.
To be very clear, that lady in the NYT article is not making any money with her hundreds of AI slop books.
She makes money by *convincing people* she makes money that way and getting them to pay her to teach them how to do it.
It's an evolved MLM, and the NYT is helping market it.
She makes money by *convincing people* she makes money that way and getting them to pay her to teach them how to do it.
It's an evolved MLM, and the NYT is helping market it.
February 8, 2026 at 10:15 PM
This is the ur-grift: it’s not the get-rich-quick scheme that makes you rich, it’s teaching other people how to sell it to someone else.
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
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this is so funny because it's like, oh my god, what an awful question for a news show. and then wham the answer is so much worse somehow
Doocy: "The new face of RealFood .gov is Mike Tyson. How did you settle on someone who was most famous for eating Evander Holyfield's ear?"
RFK Jr.: "Brett Ratner who helped produce the ad had a lifelong friendship with him."
RFK Jr.: "Brett Ratner who helped produce the ad had a lifelong friendship with him."
February 9, 2026 at 3:11 AM
this is so funny because it's like, oh my god, what an awful question for a news show. and then wham the answer is so much worse somehow
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
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Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
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February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
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From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
February 6, 2026 at 3:47 PM
From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
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Introducing MARCH THROUGH YOUR STASH! This is a challenge for those of us (Libby addicts, bookstore loiterers) who keep buying books but never reading them. Read as many as possible in the month of March!
February 3, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Introducing MARCH THROUGH YOUR STASH! This is a challenge for those of us (Libby addicts, bookstore loiterers) who keep buying books but never reading them. Read as many as possible in the month of March!
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Hey I see my shadow every day too Phil, doesn’t mean I need to be a dick about it
February 2, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Hey I see my shadow every day too Phil, doesn’t mean I need to be a dick about it
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ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
January 30, 2026 at 11:37 PM
ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
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I'd say the majority of people here are working class, especially in my borough and neighborhood. Rich people are fucking annoying. Lmao if I'm a Coastal elite, then where's my big ass check to fulfill my destiny? I'm ready to be coastal-elite rich.
As a NYer please stop calling us coastal elites. Bc there are far more working class and working poor ppl than ‘elites’ in the city. Yes we have celebs, finance bros and racist old money but highlighting those ppl erases the existence of the ppl who keep the city running and create its culture.
And not just any city––a city of Minnesotans.
Unlike Portland (weirdos) or NYC (Coastal Elites), Minnesotans are are coded as "quaint, cute, a little odd––oh you betcha––but solid, decent American Volk. Marge Gunderson, dontcha know."
The optics are about as bad as possible for the fascists.
Unlike Portland (weirdos) or NYC (Coastal Elites), Minnesotans are are coded as "quaint, cute, a little odd––oh you betcha––but solid, decent American Volk. Marge Gunderson, dontcha know."
The optics are about as bad as possible for the fascists.
January 27, 2026 at 4:27 AM
I'd say the majority of people here are working class, especially in my borough and neighborhood. Rich people are fucking annoying. Lmao if I'm a Coastal elite, then where's my big ass check to fulfill my destiny? I'm ready to be coastal-elite rich.
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For those who are unaware of this particular fandom…that’s a helluva group to radicalize.
In case anyone was wondering how it’s going over on American Girl doll Instagram
January 25, 2026 at 11:27 PM
For those who are unaware of this particular fandom…that’s a helluva group to radicalize.
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January 9, 2026 at 6:49 PM
People on Reddit are eating lacto fermented pickles contaminated with kahm yeast and they are all like oh yeah that's the good stuff, the scum! x.x
January 25, 2026 at 7:22 PM
People on Reddit are eating lacto fermented pickles contaminated with kahm yeast and they are all like oh yeah that's the good stuff, the scum! x.x
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imagine if you took all the city's meat and put it in a freezer
January 19, 2026 at 8:03 PM
imagine if you took all the city's meat and put it in a freezer
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everybody in the trump administration looks like this
January 17, 2026 at 4:25 PM
everybody in the trump administration looks like this
Also, it is GUNDAM NIGHT for me :3
January 13, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Also, it is GUNDAM NIGHT for me :3