Nikki
@hazeltea.bsky.social
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When a sitting representative refers to the Super Bowl halftime show as “pornography,” people should use that to reflect on how they and other representatives are simultaneously working to ban, censor, and restrict “pornography” and what that actually means
February 10, 2026 at 6:52 PM
When a sitting representative refers to the Super Bowl halftime show as “pornography,” people should use that to reflect on how they and other representatives are simultaneously working to ban, censor, and restrict “pornography” and what that actually means
They have got to stop making people they hate sound so fucking awesome if they want to get anywhere!
February 9, 2026 at 11:03 PM
They have got to stop making people they hate sound so fucking awesome if they want to get anywhere!
I just read that there is going to be a new Barnes and Noble coming into our local mall sometime this year. Manifest the 90s, I really need it!
February 9, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I just read that there is going to be a new Barnes and Noble coming into our local mall sometime this year. Manifest the 90s, I really need it!
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February 9, 2026 at 8:21 PM
It sounds like the adults had convinced themselves that it was too scary for you.
February 9, 2026 at 7:53 PM
It sounds like the adults had convinced themselves that it was too scary for you.
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This is the ur-grift: it’s not the get-rich-quick scheme that makes you rich, it’s teaching other people how to sell it to someone else.
To be very clear, that lady in the NYT article is not making any money with her hundreds of AI slop books.
She makes money by *convincing people* she makes money that way and getting them to pay her to teach them how to do it.
It's an evolved MLM, and the NYT is helping market it.
She makes money by *convincing people* she makes money that way and getting them to pay her to teach them how to do it.
It's an evolved MLM, and the NYT is helping market it.
February 8, 2026 at 10:15 PM
This is the ur-grift: it’s not the get-rich-quick scheme that makes you rich, it’s teaching other people how to sell it to someone else.
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I love how her teeth look fake, it's a good metaphor.
February 9, 2026 at 5:33 AM
I love how her teeth look fake, it's a good metaphor.
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
Too bad that sound boards aren't really a thing anymore, we have such great content for them now.
February 9, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Too bad that sound boards aren't really a thing anymore, we have such great content for them now.
Putting random phrases in quotes is peak Old People Facebook,
February 9, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Putting random phrases in quotes is peak Old People Facebook,
It's just natural to be startled by them in nature. I jump a little when I lift a rock and see a garter snake and those guys are harmless. I'm fine when someone trained is holding a snake bigger than me and I get to pet it though. They really are beautiful.
February 9, 2026 at 5:08 AM
It's just natural to be startled by them in nature. I jump a little when I lift a rock and see a garter snake and those guys are harmless. I'm fine when someone trained is holding a snake bigger than me and I get to pet it though. They really are beautiful.
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this is so funny because it's like, oh my god, what an awful question for a news show. and then wham the answer is so much worse somehow
Doocy: "The new face of RealFood .gov is Mike Tyson. How did you settle on someone who was most famous for eating Evander Holyfield's ear?"
RFK Jr.: "Brett Ratner who helped produce the ad had a lifelong friendship with him."
RFK Jr.: "Brett Ratner who helped produce the ad had a lifelong friendship with him."
February 9, 2026 at 3:11 AM
this is so funny because it's like, oh my god, what an awful question for a news show. and then wham the answer is so much worse somehow
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
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Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
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February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
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From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
February 6, 2026 at 3:47 PM
From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
The conservatives are going to start moving the goalposts again, trying to tell us that raping kids isn't actually THAT bad now that it's all of their creeps being outed. Gross.
February 7, 2026 at 12:27 AM
The conservatives are going to start moving the goalposts again, trying to tell us that raping kids isn't actually THAT bad now that it's all of their creeps being outed. Gross.
There's a whole certain Type of man that prides himself on being able to do the Kermit voice, usually in public. I did not foresee this being an issue.
February 6, 2026 at 3:43 AM
There's a whole certain Type of man that prides himself on being able to do the Kermit voice, usually in public. I did not foresee this being an issue.
All you need to do is get within ten feet of a cow to see the very obvious problem that pasteurization solves.
February 6, 2026 at 3:42 AM
All you need to do is get within ten feet of a cow to see the very obvious problem that pasteurization solves.
At least some of them have the shame to resign. So many of them aren't facing any consequences at all.
February 6, 2026 at 3:38 AM
At least some of them have the shame to resign. So many of them aren't facing any consequences at all.
This fucking little NERD
February 6, 2026 at 3:37 AM
This fucking little NERD
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af