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when you start to drown The Sims in the swimming pool, the only thing you're revealing is the darkness you have in your heart...
February 8, 2026 at 5:16 PM
when you start to drown The Sims in the swimming pool, the only thing you're revealing is the darkness you have in your heart...
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i need a butler to play final fantasy 8 in my presence while i work. "so put on a youtube playthrough" you don't fucking understand anything
January 15, 2025 at 6:02 AM
i need a butler to play final fantasy 8 in my presence while i work. "so put on a youtube playthrough" you don't fucking understand anything
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revolutionary girl utensil
February 7, 2026 at 9:28 AM
revolutionary girl utensil
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Tired: yelling at people for not voting for Kamala
Wired:
Wired:
February 5, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Tired: yelling at people for not voting for Kamala
Wired:
Wired:
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I'm piecing evidence together
February 4, 2026 at 5:19 PM
I'm piecing evidence together
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Amazing coda here.
February 2, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Amazing coda here.
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DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
February 2, 2026 at 3:58 AM
DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
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via wiktionary
February 2, 2026 at 11:28 AM
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John Constantine: I just had a devil’s threesome.
Batman: I’m not engaging with you.
John Constantine: That’s when you have a threesome with the devil and another person.
Batman: stop now
Batman: I’m not engaging with you.
John Constantine: That’s when you have a threesome with the devil and another person.
Batman: stop now
February 1, 2026 at 5:57 PM
John Constantine: I just had a devil’s threesome.
Batman: I’m not engaging with you.
John Constantine: That’s when you have a threesome with the devil and another person.
Batman: stop now
Batman: I’m not engaging with you.
John Constantine: That’s when you have a threesome with the devil and another person.
Batman: stop now
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Fabulous 10/10 no notes
January 31, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Fabulous 10/10 no notes
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this was my entry for the megaman contest! he's a guy meant to collect junk off the deep sea floor.
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January 31, 2026 at 1:30 PM
this was my entry for the megaman contest! he's a guy meant to collect junk off the deep sea floor.
#DesignARobotMaster
#DesignARobotMaster
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Hey did you remember that thing yesterday where the government announced 'free AI training' to everyone? Do you recall that? Does that ring a bell?
Microsoft and Blackrock have "have largely given up on organic adoption [of AI] by consumers. They have moved on to a new dream of forced adoption mandated by government and managerial coercion."
Fascinating piece here on what Davos can teach us about the AI industry by @mattseybold.bsky.social
Fascinating piece here on what Davos can teach us about the AI industry by @mattseybold.bsky.social
"You have to use it. You have to trust it.": Forced Adoption of AI is The Subtext of Davos
Authoritarianism is the AI Bailout; But If AI Doesn't Need a Bailout, Does it Need Authoritarianism?
theamericanvandal.substack.com
January 29, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Hey did you remember that thing yesterday where the government announced 'free AI training' to everyone? Do you recall that? Does that ring a bell?
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January 28, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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What are they hiding?
January 28, 2026 at 4:04 AM
What are they hiding?
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mr. mamdani i sincerely apologize for the mileage this image is going to get
January 25, 2026 at 4:31 PM
mr. mamdani i sincerely apologize for the mileage this image is going to get
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highguard being good would be the worst thing to ever happen to it
January 26, 2026 at 2:51 PM
highguard being good would be the worst thing to ever happen to it
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I'm not going to post screenshots for obvious reasons but I have been alerted that a bunch of the top posts in r/MassiveCock are anti-ICE now and anyone who defends ICE in comments is getting yelled down lol
January 25, 2026 at 5:18 PM
I'm not going to post screenshots for obvious reasons but I have been alerted that a bunch of the top posts in r/MassiveCock are anti-ICE now and anyone who defends ICE in comments is getting yelled down lol
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Cinderella: boo hoo
Fairy Godmother: What’s wrong, my child?
Cinderella: All I wanted was to dance at the ball but my wicked stepmother said I couldn’t go.
Fairy Godmother: And now you want revenge?
Cinderella: What? N-
Fairy Godmother: BIPPITY BOPPITY WEREWOLF MODE ACTIVATE
Cinderella: AAAWOOOOOOOO
Fairy Godmother: What’s wrong, my child?
Cinderella: All I wanted was to dance at the ball but my wicked stepmother said I couldn’t go.
Fairy Godmother: And now you want revenge?
Cinderella: What? N-
Fairy Godmother: BIPPITY BOPPITY WEREWOLF MODE ACTIVATE
Cinderella: AAAWOOOOOOOO
January 22, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Cinderella: boo hoo
Fairy Godmother: What’s wrong, my child?
Cinderella: All I wanted was to dance at the ball but my wicked stepmother said I couldn’t go.
Fairy Godmother: And now you want revenge?
Cinderella: What? N-
Fairy Godmother: BIPPITY BOPPITY WEREWOLF MODE ACTIVATE
Cinderella: AAAWOOOOOOOO
Fairy Godmother: What’s wrong, my child?
Cinderella: All I wanted was to dance at the ball but my wicked stepmother said I couldn’t go.
Fairy Godmother: And now you want revenge?
Cinderella: What? N-
Fairy Godmother: BIPPITY BOPPITY WEREWOLF MODE ACTIVATE
Cinderella: AAAWOOOOOOOO
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wow just woke up from a nap, i guess everyone else on Air Force One realized we aren't going to the right place
January 21, 2026 at 5:11 AM
wow just woke up from a nap, i guess everyone else on Air Force One realized we aren't going to the right place
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caius ballad, a character no one remembers, is "the strongest final fantasy villain ever," an official statement made for the express purpose of causing arguments between 11-year-olds 15 years ago. isn't that beautiful? doesn't it make a flower bloom in your heart?
January 20, 2026 at 12:41 PM
caius ballad, a character no one remembers, is "the strongest final fantasy villain ever," an official statement made for the express purpose of causing arguments between 11-year-olds 15 years ago. isn't that beautiful? doesn't it make a flower bloom in your heart?