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lottel
@lottel.bsky.social
I make my webcam look worse for aethestics. All of my typos are because I got really excited while typing.

He/him

Catch me playing support classes over on twitch.tv/lottel
Pinned
I've got that dog in me
I've had such a wonderful day from meeting one of my son's favourite authors to seeing him use a move I taught him to beat his grandfather in a strategy game to listening to my son pace the floor and talk about how he would win this tv cake competition.

This is what it's all about.
November 16, 2025 at 5:49 AM
New flappy bird just dropped
Tap to jump, soar to victory!

No install, runs smooth at 60fps, totally free.
Perfect for killing time.

🕹️ https://beep8.org/b8/beep8.html?b8rom=9f77d0d57b00e286db160d374055e4e7.b8&

#gameart #indiegame #indiegames #game #gamedev
November 16, 2025 at 4:59 AM
November 16, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Given the amount of yelling in my house thanks to a video game, the Dad's Coming demo on the Nintendo eShop might be my game of the year.
November 16, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Binging X-men stories is just comic book doomscrolling.
November 15, 2025 at 6:00 AM
All I'm saying is Scott Summers is a political activist known for licking boots and being grumpy. His kids hate him, he keeps dating younger versions of his first wife, and he had a scandalous affair with a professional dominatrix who then inserted herself in the political movement.
November 15, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Imagine a political lobbyist who invites college students to live in his house with the sole purpose of getting them to counterprotest the more-left wing guy he used to organize with in his youth, hampering the cause with infighting instead of doing real work.

That's Charles Xavier and the X-men.
November 15, 2025 at 5:19 AM
November 15, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Now how we need is @skatunenetwork.bsky.social to add some trombone and we have the ultimate skater song
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Can I be completely and vulnerably honest with you?

I forgot JLo was a musician.
November 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
November 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I was going to say "ate too much pumpkin pie for lunch" but a truer way to say that is "my body isn't happy with the amount of pumpkin pie I require for meals"
November 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Não me conformo que "farmar aura" é o "servir Cunt" dos héteros
November 13, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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if you like Tony Hawk, Jet Set Radio and Densha de Go then you'll LOVE Denshattack!
November 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Shout out the the new employee on the fourth floor who inexplicably has a handmade portrait of Zangief hanging in his cubicle.
November 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I am so lucky to have me. I crack myself up constantly and really brighten my day.
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I'm wearing a tight black t-shirt that shows off my muscles and I've been moving and assembling furniture all day. All I've eaten today has been cheeseburgers.

If anybody wanted to kiss me but wanted to wait until I was more stereotypically manly, your fucked-up requirement window is now.
November 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Another brutal day at work, three separate HR meetings, and I hurt my back. But I'm currently resting a Baja blast on the tummy of a purring cat so there's always hope if you look for it
November 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Fixed for the American audience
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
And a flat tire leaving work 🙃
November 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Anybody hiring?

Skills: none
Requested pay: lots

Additional notes: I would like pay to be proportionate to the amount of harassment I'm to face on a daily basis. Surprisingly this has been a sticking point and no one has chosen the "no harassment" side of the spectrum.
November 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
First snow of the year and I'm playing indoors

www.twitch.tv/lottel?sr=a
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Twitch is the world
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November 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Drinking out of my lead-lined Superman glass just to feel alive
November 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM