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August 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
alright that hockey show had the sauce. Can't believe how invested I was...honestly kinda mad lol
January 12, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Early last year I set up a "computer room" in my apartment and for the most part it's the only space in which the internet exists. I don't scroll in public or in my bedroom, and I don't use my phone for really anything but the necessities. When I leave the computer, I leave the internet. It rules
the computer used to have its own room, a place of reverence. look what happened we when let it leave that room
January 12, 2026 at 6:53 PM
The streets (nintendo power magazine I think) would not shut up about this game getting a US release on wii so I bought it just on that alone. I was influenced! Well turns out...it's good
Milon's Secret Castle (NES) got a 16-bit sequel, called "Do-Re-Mi Fantasy: Milon no DokiDoki Daibouken", on the Super Famicom in 1996, which was released worldwide on the Wii Virtual Console in 2008.
Have you played this?
January 12, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Games take themselves way too seriously these days....

"you see it's a critique on the human condition...you wouldn't get it..."

Meanwhile in 1999:

"It's called Ape Escape. You see here? These Apes? Well they've escaped..."
January 12, 2026 at 7:11 AM
I don't care who wins I just want the Patriots to lose
January 12, 2026 at 1:28 AM
go bills
January 11, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Played Monster Hunter Generations Ultimate last night and was thinking like damn they could've charged $100 for this and I wouldn't even care. So much content! Wilds has $500 worth of what? Cosmetics? Get real
January 11, 2026 at 6:15 PM
I don't wanna watch the bills lose today.....
January 11, 2026 at 5:25 PM
still kinda waking up I thought this was the jav pool for a split second
January 11, 2026 at 5:19 PM
coworker put me onto that gay hockey show and like...ladies could be fujoshi if they wanted to...There's no holding back
January 11, 2026 at 4:28 AM
yall mind if I take a nap
January 10, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Just like Metal Gear Solid 2...
January 10, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I keep calling Tommy February6th Tommy January6th and it's killing me
January 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
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Volume 4 Page 21
#CITY #KeiichiArawi
January 8, 2026 at 10:00 PM
wild that after everything going on I still have to go to the store
January 8, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Beyond excited. The last film was so full of love it was crazy. These dudes truly care for each other.
‘Jackass 5’ officially releases in theaters June 26 🍿

(via Variety)
January 8, 2026 at 8:47 AM
Was busy today
January 8, 2026 at 12:56 AM
New years resolution was to keep limiting my online time, then it changed to "reaclimate to the whims of the algo" but like a day or two later and it all just fucking sucks. Back to analogue I guess lmao
January 7, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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January 7, 2026 at 1:01 AM
DQVII remake is neat but wow they really made that first bit short as hell now huh.

time to slime in the OG was 3 hours, now it's 1. Crazy stuff not complaining but wow lmao
January 7, 2026 at 6:27 AM
Dragon Quest 7...
January 7, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Big Kyle Mooney fan so I started watching Saturday Morning All Star Hits over the weekend and really enjoyed it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPAr...
Saturday Morning All Star Hits! Season 1 | Official Trailer | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
www.youtube.com
January 7, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Took a 200mg caffeine pill and slept for 2 hours what's going on
January 7, 2026 at 1:39 AM
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Jesus @aftermath.site this is more aggro than a ActBlue text 😭
January 6, 2026 at 6:09 PM