Kristopher T.
@harmlesschildren.bsky.social
I'm a certified hood classic. Based on the novel "Push" by Sapphire.
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Paul Skenes and Pittsburgh Pirates fans must be pretty irate at their performance this season and every season for the last million years...
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Amber Glenn, a queer Texan who started ice skating at the stonebriar mall in frisco at age 5, who plays magic the gathering, is an olympic gold medalist
grateful to work at a place that always lets me write about how much i love gay women
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Amber Glenn, a queer icon from Texas, is about to make Olympic history
The American figure skater's unapologetic queerness feels more important than ever.
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February 8, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Amber Glenn, a queer Texan who started ice skating at the stonebriar mall in frisco at age 5, who plays magic the gathering, is an olympic gold medalist
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All of Canada when Bad Bunny yelled CANADAAAA
February 9, 2026 at 2:43 AM
All of Canada when Bad Bunny yelled CANADAAAA
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You could open up a salt mine from all these posts. Stay mad.
February 9, 2026 at 2:03 AM
You could open up a salt mine from all these posts. Stay mad.
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It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
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Ok, you can stop texting me, I saw the Ring ad. Troubling things about it 🧵:
-The long awaited (much warned about) intro of “AI” recognition. It starts w/ searching for a “brown dog” but means the tech is there for lisence plate reading, face recognition, searching for suspects by description, etc
-The long awaited (much warned about) intro of “AI” recognition. It starts w/ searching for a “brown dog” but means the tech is there for lisence plate reading, face recognition, searching for suspects by description, etc
February 9, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Ok, you can stop texting me, I saw the Ring ad. Troubling things about it 🧵:
-The long awaited (much warned about) intro of “AI” recognition. It starts w/ searching for a “brown dog” but means the tech is there for lisence plate reading, face recognition, searching for suspects by description, etc
-The long awaited (much warned about) intro of “AI” recognition. It starts w/ searching for a “brown dog” but means the tech is there for lisence plate reading, face recognition, searching for suspects by description, etc
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Horror movie where you can tell someone’s a demon because pop music in Spanish makes their head explode
February 9, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Horror movie where you can tell someone’s a demon because pop music in Spanish makes their head explode
"Young ladies, young ladies
I like ’em underage
See, some say that’s statutory, but I say it’s mandatory"
- Kid Rock
But Bad Bunny is the problem.
I like ’em underage
See, some say that’s statutory, but I say it’s mandatory"
- Kid Rock
But Bad Bunny is the problem.
Kid Rock lyrics about underage girls draw questions ahead Turning Point USA alternative Super Bowl halftime show
Kid Rock lyrics about underage girls draw questions ahead Turning Point USA alternative Super Bowl halftime show
“I like ’em underage, see some say that’s statutory (but I say that’s mandatory),” Kid Rock sings on the 2001 song, which was also for a children’s movie.
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February 9, 2026 at 2:25 AM
"Young ladies, young ladies
I like ’em underage
See, some say that’s statutory, but I say it’s mandatory"
- Kid Rock
But Bad Bunny is the problem.
I like ’em underage
See, some say that’s statutory, but I say it’s mandatory"
- Kid Rock
But Bad Bunny is the problem.
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Total albums sold:
Bad Bunny: 124 million
Lady Gaga: 105 million
Ricky Martin: 70 million
Kid Rock: 35 million
Bad Bunny: 124 million
Lady Gaga: 105 million
Ricky Martin: 70 million
Kid Rock: 35 million
February 9, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Total albums sold:
Bad Bunny: 124 million
Lady Gaga: 105 million
Ricky Martin: 70 million
Kid Rock: 35 million
Bad Bunny: 124 million
Lady Gaga: 105 million
Ricky Martin: 70 million
Kid Rock: 35 million
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Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷
February 9, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷
He literally celebrated *all* of America. Every country apart of it.
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
He literally celebrated *all* of America. Every country apart of it.
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Lmao those racist idiots are watching Kid Rock.
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Lmao those racist idiots are watching Kid Rock.
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February 9, 2026 at 1:42 AM
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
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Cannot wait to drive three hours out of my way to the closest theater showing that Cliff Booth movie. God damn you, Netflix.
February 9, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Cannot wait to drive three hours out of my way to the closest theater showing that Cliff Booth movie. God damn you, Netflix.
I thought @bsky.app users would be smart enough to know that the Brad Pitt trailer was for a follow-up to Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, but no.
February 9, 2026 at 12:19 AM
I thought @bsky.app users would be smart enough to know that the Brad Pitt trailer was for a follow-up to Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, but no.
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Gift shop in the Minneapolis airport is selling "ICE OUT of St. Paul" posters next to cute onesies and fridge magnets.
February 8, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Gift shop in the Minneapolis airport is selling "ICE OUT of St. Paul" posters next to cute onesies and fridge magnets.
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I rarely do this, but I’m hoping I maybe have enough of a following here that someone can help: I need to get in contact with Donkey Kong. It’s urgent
February 6, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I rarely do this, but I’m hoping I maybe have enough of a following here that someone can help: I need to get in contact with Donkey Kong. It’s urgent
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This post from Jack White 😮💨
February 6, 2026 at 9:20 PM
This post from Jack White 😮💨
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go off jack white
February 6, 2026 at 7:24 PM
go off jack white
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The problem with the Olympics in 2026 is that it has always been an event that draws attention to the United States, and we are too embarrassed by our country right now for that to be comfortable.
February 6, 2026 at 8:00 PM
The problem with the Olympics in 2026 is that it has always been an event that draws attention to the United States, and we are too embarrassed by our country right now for that to be comfortable.
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
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Tony talks a lot about being the competitor brand.
The brand they’re competing with is in bed with the fascists running this country.
I hate trying to monetize this shit we live in; but Brody versus Andrade on top in Los Angeles is a pretty strong statement that your company is not what WWE is.
The brand they’re competing with is in bed with the fascists running this country.
I hate trying to monetize this shit we live in; but Brody versus Andrade on top in Los Angeles is a pretty strong statement that your company is not what WWE is.
The AEW Men’s World Title scene is the most interesting it’s been since Mox beat Punk on TV years ago.
I know it won’t happen, but I think the statement-making path would be Andrade & Brodie winning in Australia, leading to them main eventing Revolution. #AEWDynamite
I know it won’t happen, but I think the statement-making path would be Andrade & Brodie winning in Australia, leading to them main eventing Revolution. #AEWDynamite
February 5, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Tony talks a lot about being the competitor brand.
The brand they’re competing with is in bed with the fascists running this country.
I hate trying to monetize this shit we live in; but Brody versus Andrade on top in Los Angeles is a pretty strong statement that your company is not what WWE is.
The brand they’re competing with is in bed with the fascists running this country.
I hate trying to monetize this shit we live in; but Brody versus Andrade on top in Los Angeles is a pretty strong statement that your company is not what WWE is.