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Kristopher T.
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Paul Skenes and Pittsburgh Pirates fans must be pretty irate at their performance this season and every season for the last million years...

www.etsy.com/listing/8374...
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Just showed the kids Rogue One and I’d forgotten how traumatic it is to see a beautiful imperial archive get absolutely rinsed. A tragedy up there with the destruction of the libraries of Alexandria and Baghdad.
November 15, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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Here are my top 10 Labrador Retrievers of all time!
November 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
How does one get their music onto a playlist at Chipotle?
November 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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I mean, look, I'm not a reporter, so who am I to talk?

But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.

But that's just me
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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I’m still struggling with the fact that ICE “brown shirts” went to a taco shop and thought they would get served.

F that!
November 16, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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December 24, 2024 at 4:52 PM
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Weird how many racists like to self-identify themselves as racists.
November 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Fuck this random grunt in particular I guess
November 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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normal things happening
November 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Ya know, for how much @bsky.app users bemoan Twitter/X and brag about how great their lives have been since severing ties with Twitter, *A LOT* of those people sure do post *A LOT* of screenshots of Twitter.
November 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Bols wants a burger in Heaven.
November 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Orville Peck - Maybe This Time (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Orville Peck
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November 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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she better run
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
@rianjohnson.bsky.social

What's the easiest way to see if Wake Up Dead Man is playing near me? I want to watch it on their screen.
November 14, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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I think I’ve watched this 10 times so far. Her and the crowd’s excitement is really contagious
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Apart from being quite racist, this is also not true
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 14, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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I have the most wonderful story for you all today: baby alligator spotted in Charles River, then immediately rescued by local reptile enthusiast
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Well, I did it. My life is now meaningless. I ate two of each order of nigiri on the all-you-can-eat menu at Yama Sushi in Vegas. I am proud and not proud of myself.
November 14, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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Happy Veterans Day
November 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Joke of the day from Moscow: Russia tried to unveil its first humanoid AI robot, Aidol. Key word: tried. The robot collapsed during its debut, forcing organizers to cut the presentation short. Their rushed attempt to lift the prop only made things worse.
November 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM