Hard Choices Podcast
@hardchoicespodcast.bsky.social
We rank the fuckability of fictional characters to find the median, zenith, and nadir of fuckability. It's not about what they look like, it's about what they fuck like. So, how good is the sex and what is it like?
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You can still go back and listen to what was a FANTASTIC radio play! @andrewihla.bsky.social wrote a phenomenally fun and spooky script, so give it a listen and experience I, MeganBob, ACTING!
It was an honor to assemble a playlist and write a lil' story for the Halloween Night installment of Ken's fantastic VOID affiliate broadcasts!
MeganBob of @hardchoicespodcast.bsky.social stars as DJ Howlin' Hannah Holmes, who will be spinning eerie tracks and taking creepy calls. 9pm EST Friday!
MeganBob of @hardchoicespodcast.bsky.social stars as DJ Howlin' Hannah Holmes, who will be spinning eerie tracks and taking creepy calls. 9pm EST Friday!
Howlin' Hannah Holmes and her faithful producer Jimmy "Renfield" Rondo are taking over VOID 1680 airwaves, playing tunes and taking your calls about the legend of Carver Creek's very own slasher, Octoberette.
Set your reminder for showtime, one week from right now: bannerless.games/void-hhh
Set your reminder for showtime, one week from right now: bannerless.games/void-hhh
November 7, 2025 at 9:03 PM
You can still go back and listen to what was a FANTASTIC radio play! @andrewihla.bsky.social wrote a phenomenally fun and spooky script, so give it a listen and experience I, MeganBob, ACTING!
You know what will make your Friday hit just right? Listening to @systemmastery.bsky.social Jef Aldrich and @relationshipmas.bsky.social Claire Vannette talk about absolutely cursed sex toys. Free to listen on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/allo-a...
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November 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
You know what will make your Friday hit just right? Listening to @systemmastery.bsky.social Jef Aldrich and @relationshipmas.bsky.social Claire Vannette talk about absolutely cursed sex toys. Free to listen on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/allo-a...
Today begins official Bad Choices - Shrek livestream prep. Never in my life have I been so scared to begin writing an explicit fanfic. I blame all of you for voting for Death/Lord Farquaad as the pairing.
August 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Today begins official Bad Choices - Shrek livestream prep. Never in my life have I been so scared to begin writing an explicit fanfic. I blame all of you for voting for Death/Lord Farquaad as the pairing.
We're breaking out the booze and ranking the fuckability of characters from Shrek! Join us for Bad Choices - Shrek on Saturday, August 9th at 5pm PST. Go to patreon.com/hardchoices to get registered! You get to ask the questions for Let's Unpack That and boy, will we need to be held accountable...
July 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
We're breaking out the booze and ranking the fuckability of characters from Shrek! Join us for Bad Choices - Shrek on Saturday, August 9th at 5pm PST. Go to patreon.com/hardchoices to get registered! You get to ask the questions for Let's Unpack That and boy, will we need to be held accountable...
I have to write an X-rated fanfic for Bad Choices Shrek and the current winning pairing (as voted by my sadistic patrons) is Death and
wait for it
Lord Farquaad.
This is just terrible and I'm going to make it EVERYONE else's problem on Saturday, August 9th.
wait for it
Lord Farquaad.
This is just terrible and I'm going to make it EVERYONE else's problem on Saturday, August 9th.
July 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I have to write an X-rated fanfic for Bad Choices Shrek and the current winning pairing (as voted by my sadistic patrons) is Death and
wait for it
Lord Farquaad.
This is just terrible and I'm going to make it EVERYONE else's problem on Saturday, August 9th.
wait for it
Lord Farquaad.
This is just terrible and I'm going to make it EVERYONE else's problem on Saturday, August 9th.
Do you want to come to the drunken livestream where we rank the fuckability of fifteen characters from the Shrekverse? I can't imagine why you wouldn't!
Join @oneshotrpg.bsky.social, @dreadkithulhu.bsky.social, and @maquila.bsky.social on Saturday, August 9th at 5pm Pacific! bit.ly/45ccM6h
Join @oneshotrpg.bsky.social, @dreadkithulhu.bsky.social, and @maquila.bsky.social on Saturday, August 9th at 5pm Pacific! bit.ly/45ccM6h
Bad Choices - Shrek | Hard Choices
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July 20, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Do you want to come to the drunken livestream where we rank the fuckability of fifteen characters from the Shrekverse? I can't imagine why you wouldn't!
Join @oneshotrpg.bsky.social, @dreadkithulhu.bsky.social, and @maquila.bsky.social on Saturday, August 9th at 5pm Pacific! bit.ly/45ccM6h
Join @oneshotrpg.bsky.social, @dreadkithulhu.bsky.social, and @maquila.bsky.social on Saturday, August 9th at 5pm Pacific! bit.ly/45ccM6h
COME WATCH US BE GOOFY!
We know you enjoyed the first Tier Lists stream, so how about more?
Join @oneshotrpg.bsky.social as he hosts @systemmastery.bsky.social, @gurglespasm.bsky.social, and Megan Bob for...
HORNY FIGHTING GAME TIER LISTS
7pm EST on twitch.tv/oneshotrpg
In support of patreon.com/oneshotpodcast
Join @oneshotrpg.bsky.social as he hosts @systemmastery.bsky.social, @gurglespasm.bsky.social, and Megan Bob for...
HORNY FIGHTING GAME TIER LISTS
7pm EST on twitch.tv/oneshotrpg
In support of patreon.com/oneshotpodcast
June 30, 2025 at 11:12 PM
COME WATCH US BE GOOFY!
One Shot has been putting in THE WORK for years and has a back catalog that'll blow you away. Go spend a few bucks on a network turning out S-tier content regularly!
We're done with the first week of the Patreon Drive!
Funding Update: 90/800
That's good progress, but we really need to hit that goal.
If you enjoy our shows, please consider supporting or upgrading! If you're not able, please spread the word!
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Funding Update: 90/800
That's good progress, but we really need to hit that goal.
If you enjoy our shows, please consider supporting or upgrading! If you're not able, please spread the word!
patreon.com/oneshotpodcast
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June 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
One Shot has been putting in THE WORK for years and has a back catalog that'll blow you away. Go spend a few bucks on a network turning out S-tier content regularly!
This episode rules and features the fantastic force of @longtalljodie.com, Claire from @relationshipmas.bsky.social, and @kamservo.bsky.social weighing in on hot mess after hot mess!
Okay, so I cannot emphasize enough how much this is not a joke: my episode of @hardchoicespodcast.bsky.social is up, in which I debate the relative fuckability of the cast of LOST.
This is a real thing that happened in real life.
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This is a real thing that happened in real life.
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Hard Choices: Hard Choices 42 - Lost
Something was in the air in 2004 and we're not entirely sure what it was. Whatever it was, ABC's Lost was chockful of it and boy howdy was the landscape of American television ever weirder because of ...
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May 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
This episode rules and features the fantastic force of @longtalljodie.com, Claire from @relationshipmas.bsky.social, and @kamservo.bsky.social weighing in on hot mess after hot mess!
Sometimes, I look at nightmarish sex toys on Shein and I feel like a coward for not buying them. Like, am I betraying my brand by being too chicken to let a corn cob dildo near my pussy???
May 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Sometimes, I look at nightmarish sex toys on Shein and I feel like a coward for not buying them. Like, am I betraying my brand by being too chicken to let a corn cob dildo near my pussy???
Get HYPED for this month's episode, folks.
Ranking the cast of LOST from Would Die Smashing > Would Smash > Would Smash If I Had To > Absolutely Under No Circumstances Would Smash is an interesting thought experiment.
January 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Get HYPED for this month's episode, folks.
Hard Choices fans, If you're wondering why the December episode has yet to drop, it's because it was five goddamn hours long and I'm still editing it. Expect it to drop over the weekend. I apologize for the delay, folks. It's going to be the finished cut of Bad Choices - Nick at Nite🍸
January 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Hard Choices fans, If you're wondering why the December episode has yet to drop, it's because it was five goddamn hours long and I'm still editing it. Expect it to drop over the weekend. I apologize for the delay, folks. It's going to be the finished cut of Bad Choices - Nick at Nite🍸
Having seen exactly TWO episodes of Lost, I am about to begin writing my rankings for the Lost episode of Hard Choices, coming out this month.
My Lost crash course begins now. @kamservo.bsky.social and @longtalljodie.com send help.
My Lost crash course begins now. @kamservo.bsky.social and @longtalljodie.com send help.
January 3, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Having seen exactly TWO episodes of Lost, I am about to begin writing my rankings for the Lost episode of Hard Choices, coming out this month.
My Lost crash course begins now. @kamservo.bsky.social and @longtalljodie.com send help.
My Lost crash course begins now. @kamservo.bsky.social and @longtalljodie.com send help.
Every company clogging my inbox should be required to sub to my OnlyFans. This should be a reciprocal relationship. If you're going to bother me with area rugs, I should be allowed to bother you with tits. Lookin' at you Wayfair.
December 30, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Every company clogging my inbox should be required to sub to my OnlyFans. This should be a reciprocal relationship. If you're going to bother me with area rugs, I should be allowed to bother you with tits. Lookin' at you Wayfair.
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there's still time!
December 11, 2024 at 2:39 AM
there's still time!
James KILLED it in the Dragon Ball episode!
Most episodes of Hard Choices have at least one moment that makes me lose it laughing, but credit to @oneshotrpg.bsky.social for having that moment be the very first thing you hear in this one. That intro is GOLD.
December 11, 2024 at 7:47 PM
James KILLED it in the Dragon Ball episode!
Who fucks best, middlingest, and worst in the world of Dragon Ball? Experts (and one DB virgin) report in!
Also, v. proud: I got to call @theisb.bsky.social, @anniezard.bsky.social, @oneshotrpg.bsky.social, and myself kamehamehos in the episode description. hardchoices.libsyn.com/hard-choices...
Also, v. proud: I got to call @theisb.bsky.social, @anniezard.bsky.social, @oneshotrpg.bsky.social, and myself kamehamehos in the episode description. hardchoices.libsyn.com/hard-choices...
Hard Choices: Hard Choices 41 - Dragon Ball
This enormous episode is guaranteed to make you go super saiyan! Now, will it be with shock? Outrage? Sheer overwhelming horniness? You'll have to listen to find out! We cover the sexual prowess of ch...
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December 6, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Who fucks best, middlingest, and worst in the world of Dragon Ball? Experts (and one DB virgin) report in!
Also, v. proud: I got to call @theisb.bsky.social, @anniezard.bsky.social, @oneshotrpg.bsky.social, and myself kamehamehos in the episode description. hardchoices.libsyn.com/hard-choices...
Also, v. proud: I got to call @theisb.bsky.social, @anniezard.bsky.social, @oneshotrpg.bsky.social, and myself kamehamehos in the episode description. hardchoices.libsyn.com/hard-choices...
I demand that the Pulitzer committee enter James D'Amato into consideration.
Happy to announce my new solo journaling RPG:
Is your character jerking off enough?
After every session you decide if you character has an opportunity to masturbate, roll for a random challenge, and decide wether or not they did it.
Is your character jerking off enough?
After every session you decide if you character has an opportunity to masturbate, roll for a random challenge, and decide wether or not they did it.
December 6, 2024 at 5:03 PM
I demand that the Pulitzer committee enter James D'Amato into consideration.
Answers to your most pressing MeganBob questions, possibly!
December 4, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Answers to your most pressing MeganBob questions, possibly!
I ask this with no real expectation of a clear or unified answer, but because it is much on my mind.
What can artists do that are good, meaningful, uplifting, and effective responses to dark times, fascism, oppression, etc?
What can artists do that are good, meaningful, uplifting, and effective responses to dark times, fascism, oppression, etc?
December 4, 2024 at 5:20 PM
I ask this with no real expectation of a clear or unified answer, but because it is much on my mind.
What can artists do that are good, meaningful, uplifting, and effective responses to dark times, fascism, oppression, etc?
What can artists do that are good, meaningful, uplifting, and effective responses to dark times, fascism, oppression, etc?
One of the best things about Perry Mason is that it's before Hollywood beauty norms had fully sunk in. People look like people. It's THE BEST.
November 29, 2024 at 10:21 PM
One of the best things about Perry Mason is that it's before Hollywood beauty norms had fully sunk in. People look like people. It's THE BEST.
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can’t stop thinking about this Mary Oliver poem 🥹
November 28, 2024 at 4:23 AM
can’t stop thinking about this Mary Oliver poem 🥹
I'm not going to say anything horny about this, but I want you to know that I have nothing but horny feelings about it.
November 27, 2024 at 11:04 PM
I'm not going to say anything horny about this, but I want you to know that I have nothing but horny feelings about it.
I forgot that I had a personal account! Follow me here if you like MeganBob Thoughts (TM), OnlyFans updates, pictures of my dog, Mulder, and periodic reminders to hydrate!
Wow, hey, didn't even remember that I had an actual personal account. Hello, world, it's me, your friendly neighborhood MeganBob! I am a world-reknowned hugger, an OnlyFans artist/cryptid, and the podcast parent/creator/showrunner/sometimes host of Hard Choices @hardchoicespodcast.bsky.social.
November 27, 2024 at 11:03 PM
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November 16, 2024 at 10:22 PM