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Hard Choices Podcast
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We rank the fuckability of fictional characters to find the median, zenith, and nadir of fuckability. It's not about what they look like, it's about what they fuck like. So, how good is the sex and what is it like?
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And while you're at it, what the fuck is happening with this alleged sex toy? [I really tried my best on the Alt text, folks]
Text reads Flirting is Simpler then three dots and underneath that Screaming At Night. Then, oh boy, I don't really know how to describe this. It's like a pink Dr. Seuss hand with too many fingers tracing over a layer of clay or fondant or lasagna noodles stacked up on top of what appear to be dice with a single beige nipple on each of them. This is allegedly an ad for a sex toy, but I have never understood sex less than I do now while looking at this inscrutable image.
November 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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We're breaking out the booze and ranking the fuckability of characters from Shrek! Join us for Bad Choices - Shrek on Saturday, August 9th at 5pm PST. Go to patreon.com/hardchoices to get registered! You get to ask the questions for Let's Unpack That and boy, will we need to be held accountable...
July 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Sometimes, I look at nightmarish sex toys on Shein and I feel like a coward for not buying them. Like, am I betraying my brand by being too chicken to let a corn cob dildo near my pussy???
white person's hand gently holding a pale peach-skinned dildo textured like it's an honest to fucking god ear of corn. Yes, it's uneven, like an ear of corn would be. It's like they actually took an ear of corn and dipped it in latex to get this kind of accuracy. Does it have a humanoid penis head on it? YES! YES IT DOES!
May 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Answers to your most pressing MeganBob questions, possibly!
I'm on BlueSky! Get to know me better. 1 like = 1 answer 1. Why are you on BlueSky? 2. Any other social media? 3. Still posting on Twitter? 4. What do you post on Bluesky? 5. Nationality? 6. Gender/Pronouns? 7. One word to describe yourself? 8. Something you hate about yourself? 9. Something you love about yourself? 10. What's your perfect date? 11. Any hobbies? 12. Play any instruments? 13. Name a random fact. 14. Favorite food? 15. Favorite drink? 16. Favorite season? 17. Favorite sport? 18. Chinese zodiac sign? 19. Somewhere you want to visit? 20. Speak any other languages? 21. Favorite song? 22. Song you're listening to now? 23. Saddest song? 24. First game console? 25. Favorite video game? 26. Last concert you attended? 27. Last book you read? 28. Last movie you saw? 29. Cat or dog? 30. Day or night? 31. What's your lucky number? 32. Favorite quote? 33. Color of your toothbrush? 34. Favorite movie? 35. Coffee or tea? 36. Favorite character? Artist Questions (yes it skips 37) 38. What do you prefer to make? 39. What's your favorite OC? 40. Who'd you do fanart of? 41. Traditional or digital? 42. Weakness? 43. Strengths? 44. Anything you make but never post? 45. Weirdest thing you've ever made? 46. Any art goals? 47. Do you do NSFW? 48. FREE SPACE 49. FREE SPACE 50. FREE SPACE
December 4, 2024 at 5:27 PM
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I took that one art quiz everyone is taking. I think these results are probably what anyone who has even passing familiarity with me or my art would have INSTANTLY guessed. What can I say? I just love everything in a big, loud way!
Black text on white background reads: You create from love. It is an overflowing love that seeps out of your heart and into all you create. You couldn't possibly contain it inside yourself, and so you dedicate yourself to depicting it through everything you make. Your art is a celebration of what you cherish most, a loving tribute to everything that captivates you. There are things too-- Black text on white background continues: you. There are things too wonderful to be appreciated in silence, and so you sing of your love time and time again. You are determined not to let your vast love go unnoticed or forgotten. That's why your work is a declaration of affection, an expression of fondness for everything that makes your life worth living.
November 3, 2024 at 6:28 PM
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I'm still working on the podcast announcement for it, but get hyped. We're going back to mid-century American television and we're gonna leave it sweaty and panting in an orgiastic feat of livestream drunken podcasting. If you want to come, all you gotta do is be a patron! Patreon.com/hardchoices
A black and white tv screen with a mid-century art style woman holding up a glass, looking delighted. On the tv, it says "Bad Choices Nick at Nite, November 23, 5pm PST". In front of the tv, as though watching it, are four different cocktails, all purple, with yellow accents. From left to right, a martini, an old-fashioned with a lemon, a margarita, and something with lots of ice and a straw, with an eggplant emoji on the tip of the straw.
October 21, 2024 at 8:23 PM
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If you haven't seen this fkn tweet from @e_asherah on The Other Place, prepare for some fucking TAKES. Hard Choices wrote the fucking book on Muppetfucking.

open.spotify.com/episode/34uD...
An INDEFENSIBLE 4-quadrant chart categorizing various Muppets under labels like "has sex," "doesn't have sex," "fucks," and "doesn't fuck," with each character placed accordingly. THERE WILL BE WORDS
August 29, 2024 at 8:06 PM