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Robert Hampton
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Wishes he could post to Bluesky from his Acorn Archimedes. Often found in or near trains, especially @class507.org.uk. He/him 🏳️‍🌈
I would love to be a contestant on Race Across The World, but if I opened the envelope to see “you can’t travel at night because it’s too dangerous,” I think my reaction would be “Nope”
November 13, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Beano #1679, September 21, 1974
November 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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BBC Three doing its part for accessibility
November 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Extensive FAQ Page Dispels Any Lingering Confusion About Boston Duck Tour https://theonion.com/extensive-faq-page-dispels-any-lingering-confusion-abou-1819574176/
November 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Amused to see ITV1 not-at-all-opportunistically running six episodes of Alan Carr’s comedy Changing Ends tonight from 10:45
November 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Nick’s “oh fuck” at the reveal 😚#CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Joe Marler has been the breakout star of #TheTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Gong to watch two hours of linear television like it’s the 1990s or something. #RaceAcrossTheWorld #TheTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Well this looks like a lovely place to spend a holiday and… I’m sorry, the *what* bungalows?!
November 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz350bs
November 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Someday I'll have more to say, but for now it suffices that no queer person alive will be surprised by this.
www.them.us/story/lgbtq-...
Holocaust Researcher Says Up to 1/3 of Imprisoned LGBTQ+ People Reported by Friends and Family
A new exhibit at the Illinois Holocaust Museum and Education Center aims to shed light on the diversity of LGBTQ+ Holocaust stories.
www.them.us
November 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
It says it’s a “Pilates Machine”, but the only time I’ve seen something with this many harnesses and straps was in a certain establishment in Berlin.
October 31, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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A bit of advice for journalists: At least *read* the quotes you’re cut and pasting into a story.
October 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Another massive "cloud" (someone else's PC) outage. Ceefax still unaffected. Why aren't YOU self-hosting things yet?
October 29, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Birdo’s Doctor Tells Her That Is Absolutely Not the Hole Her Eggs Should Be Coming From
Birdo’s Doctor Tells Her That Is Absolutely Not the Hole Her Eggs Should Be Coming From
SUBCON — Super Mario Bros. 2 boss Birdo experienced a startling revelation regarding her anatomy when she decided to visit a doctor for the first…
hard-drive.net
October 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Got some chili Pringles and wasn't expecting to see Mr Pringle's cum face
October 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
It's 25th October, which means it's time to send That Post on @class507.org.uk again.
October 25, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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October 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Seriously annoyed a corner shop owner today by showing up right in the middle of the lunchtime rush with an armful of Jiffy bags to post out.
Two new badge designs, produced in association with Transport Badges, are now available in our online shop. As well as supporting the society, £3 from each Poppy badge will be donated to the Royal British Legion. www.class507.org.uk/shop/
October 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
It was 13 years ago today that the BBC’s teletext service Ceefax was switched off, as the digital TV switchover was completed.

At the time, I made my own little teletext tribute which is still up on YouTube. youtu.be/vqwL4XtDLyg
Pages from Hampofax
YouTube video by Robert Hampton
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October 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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didn't get enough sleep last night and now i'm crying laughing over this
October 23, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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I think about this all the time
July 27, 2025 at 10:04 AM
FINALLY, my body can have the smell I’ve always wanted: the clean fresh scent of breakfast.
October 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Everything reminds me of you ❤️
October 20, 2025 at 11:03 AM
The good news is Ceefax is still up. #AWSoutage
October 20, 2025 at 10:27 AM