haden reynolds (Robert)
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wind in bamboo forest...spirit making furniture, or tearing it apart
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Spicy food: I don’t know how to cook so let’s throw in some cayenne
November 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Spicy food: I don’t know how to cook so let’s throw in some cayenne
Every bald eagle was once a combover eagle
November 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Every bald eagle was once a combover eagle
I think Trump lost a game of checkers when he was six and never got over it
November 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I think Trump lost a game of checkers when he was six and never got over it
I always make two hard boiled eggs. One to eat, and one to sprinkle on the neighbor’s mailbox when the shell won’t come off.
November 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I always make two hard boiled eggs. One to eat, and one to sprinkle on the neighbor’s mailbox when the shell won’t come off.
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I wave whenever I hear a failing exhaust because I figure it’s someone I know
November 16, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I wave whenever I hear a failing exhaust because I figure it’s someone I know
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“Are the cops gone?”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
November 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
“Are the cops gone?”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
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Why would anyone want to be normal? Look where normal has gotten us
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Why would anyone want to be normal? Look where normal has gotten us
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When it comes to gingerbread houses, it’s all well and fine until you get to the roof.
November 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
When it comes to gingerbread houses, it’s all well and fine until you get to the roof.
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The worst person in our country is also our president. Other than that, things are groovy
November 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
The worst person in our country is also our president. Other than that, things are groovy
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Sorry I didn't get that quotation to you first thing this morning. I spent an extra twenty minutes in bed, choosing a name for my coffee maker.
November 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Sorry I didn't get that quotation to you first thing this morning. I spent an extra twenty minutes in bed, choosing a name for my coffee maker.
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A showcase of my smaller works available
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 AM
A showcase of my smaller works available
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have you considered lying down in the woods and giving up about it
November 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
have you considered lying down in the woods and giving up about it
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When you can let it go. That.
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
When you can let it go. That.
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I hope something gross leaves your body today in a very satisfying way
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I hope something gross leaves your body today in a very satisfying way
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Bank of America proudly introduces the Heirloom Mortgage: so good, you'll hand it down to your children. If they qualify.
November 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Bank of America proudly introduces the Heirloom Mortgage: so good, you'll hand it down to your children. If they qualify.
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Me and a new coworker were walking past each other. I saw her notice my sweater like she was gonna say something nice cuz she’s a complimenter and it’s sweater weather. So I took a glance at her sweater in case I had to respond in kind but then she didn’t and I didn’t. She’s gonna fit in fine.
November 11, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Me and a new coworker were walking past each other. I saw her notice my sweater like she was gonna say something nice cuz she’s a complimenter and it’s sweater weather. So I took a glance at her sweater in case I had to respond in kind but then she didn’t and I didn’t. She’s gonna fit in fine.
AI has no clue on biological behavioral intricacy. Look at how stupidly AI portrays a cougar attack. AI doesn't care to understand either. We are a pebble in its shoe.
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
AI has no clue on biological behavioral intricacy. Look at how stupidly AI portrays a cougar attack. AI doesn't care to understand either. We are a pebble in its shoe.
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The algorithm would really like me to slice up an orange and dry it in the oven all day to make Christmas decorations and it just might win.
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The algorithm would really like me to slice up an orange and dry it in the oven all day to make Christmas decorations and it just might win.
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There’s really no way of closing the curtains when a neighbor is watching without looking like you’ve just murdered your whole family.
November 30, 2024 at 11:46 PM
There’s really no way of closing the curtains when a neighbor is watching without looking like you’ve just murdered your whole family.
King Tides, Carmel CA
November 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
King Tides, Carmel CA
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A 'waxing moon' is just me shaving my ass
November 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
A 'waxing moon' is just me shaving my ass
Fat robot loses 30 lbs in a month
November 7, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Fat robot loses 30 lbs in a month
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Sometimes, when I can't sleep I imagine something living undiscovered in the deep ocean rising up and defeating AI at the last moment.
November 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Sometimes, when I can't sleep I imagine something living undiscovered in the deep ocean rising up and defeating AI at the last moment.
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Thing from addams family can call me
October 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Thing from addams family can call me
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*slaps you across the face* WHY AREN'T THESE KIND BARS WORKING
November 1, 2025 at 5:36 PM
*slaps you across the face* WHY AREN'T THESE KIND BARS WORKING