GuyInChair
@guyinchair.bsky.social
"Walk without rhythm. Won't attract the worms!"
#HarryPotter bigots are in for a rough ride!
April 17, 2025 at 4:43 PM
#HarryPotter bigots are in for a rough ride!
Goldberg gets the last word here.
First off, Pete Hegseth is a disgrace and should be fired.
Second, instead of being an asshole and trash-talking the journalist, he should be thanking him for not posting anything top-secret that’s still to come.
Second, instead of being an asshole and trash-talking the journalist, he should be thanking him for not posting anything top-secret that’s still to come.
March 25, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Goldberg gets the last word here.
This, please.
On the one hand, it's kind of funny that the aliens switched to using drones at the same moment in time that cheap commercial drones were made available at every human big box retailer. Very considerate of them to put FAA-compliant lights on their invasion armada, though.
December 18, 2024 at 2:27 AM
This, please.
I just added both phrases to my mute list. Voila! They're gone without a trace!
If you’re interested in blocking a ton of bots quickly just search for the phrase “I strongly disagree” and click on the user — if they just joined, have one “I’m happy to be here” post and a ton of “I strongly disagree” replies (along with similar “I’m concerned…” ones) congrats, you’ve found one!
So if you're trying to identify bots on here, you can see this kind of response. It takes an argumentative tone in every reply in order to start a "conversation" I guess. I'm not sure of the end game. Maybe, like @rahaeli.bsky.social writes about, just to build followers to then sell the account.
December 4, 2024 at 9:01 PM
I just added both phrases to my mute list. Voila! They're gone without a trace!
Hi there.
I don't Give A Fuck that Biden pardoned Hunter.
If you're bothered by what he did, seek counseling.
He did it.
It's done.
Move on.
Thank you.
I don't Give A Fuck that Biden pardoned Hunter.
If you're bothered by what he did, seek counseling.
He did it.
It's done.
Move on.
Thank you.
December 3, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Hi there.
I don't Give A Fuck that Biden pardoned Hunter.
If you're bothered by what he did, seek counseling.
He did it.
It's done.
Move on.
Thank you.
I don't Give A Fuck that Biden pardoned Hunter.
If you're bothered by what he did, seek counseling.
He did it.
It's done.
Move on.
Thank you.
When this guy showed up in Ep.01 of #SkeletonCrew I screamed out loud. Real ones recognize him instantly!
December 3, 2024 at 5:06 AM
When this guy showed up in Ep.01 of #SkeletonCrew I screamed out loud. Real ones recognize him instantly!
Pity the poor little girl who watches WICKED and then wants to learn more about Elphaba, watches THE WIZARD OF OZ to seeHammy Margaret Hamilton lurching around, shrieking and threatening to murder a dog before she dissolves into a pile of wet green clothes and smoke.
Sorry, kid. No happy endings!
Sorry, kid. No happy endings!
a witch with green face paint and a black hat is holding a stick
ALT: a witch with green face paint and a black hat is holding a stick
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Pity the poor little girl who watches WICKED and then wants to learn more about Elphaba, watches THE WIZARD OF OZ to seeHammy Margaret Hamilton lurching around, shrieking and threatening to murder a dog before she dissolves into a pile of wet green clothes and smoke.
Sorry, kid. No happy endings!
Sorry, kid. No happy endings!
Never forget, Elon Musk offered to buy a SpaceX attendant a horse if she would massage his Weiner.
Never forget.
www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
Never forget.
www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
SpaceX Flight Attendant Says Elon Musk Exposed Himself, Offered Her a Horse: Report
Elon Musk has been accused of exposing his penis to a flight attendant for SpaceX and reportedly paid $250,000 for her silence.
www.rollingstone.com
November 27, 2024 at 5:20 AM
Never forget, Elon Musk offered to buy a SpaceX attendant a horse if she would massage his Weiner.
Never forget.
www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
Never forget.
www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
There is absolutely no justification for this except bigotry. We should aspire to be better than this.
News has just broke that Trump plans to eject trans people from the military within days of inauguration.
Trans servicemembers who have served 19 years will lose their pensions and healthcare.
This is obscene. They served our country, and will be kicked to the side like trash.
Trans servicemembers who have served 19 years will lose their pensions and healthcare.
This is obscene. They served our country, and will be kicked to the side like trash.
Trump reportedly plans to swiftly eject trans troops within days of inauguration
Trump’s actions could eject thousands of current trans service members
www.independent.co.uk
November 25, 2024 at 12:38 PM
There is absolutely no justification for this except bigotry. We should aspire to be better than this.
I'd listen to Rogan, but unfortunately I am a well-balanced adult with friends instead.
November 24, 2024 at 8:03 PM
I'd listen to Rogan, but unfortunately I am a well-balanced adult with friends instead.
November 24, 2024 at 1:49 PM
Genius
Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀
November 24, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Genius
Every Starter Pack or Follower Post that doesn't include me is officially FAKE NEWS!
Wisen up, America! Suckle my teats and enjoy a big mouthful of my premium content!
Wisen up, America! Suckle my teats and enjoy a big mouthful of my premium content!
November 22, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Every Starter Pack or Follower Post that doesn't include me is officially FAKE NEWS!
Wisen up, America! Suckle my teats and enjoy a big mouthful of my premium content!
Wisen up, America! Suckle my teats and enjoy a big mouthful of my premium content!
That's a Bingo!
November 22, 2024 at 10:33 PM
That's a Bingo!
Right-wingers who thought we were going to drop our valid criticisms of the president and the morons who elected him, now that the election has ended, are in for a four-year-long rough ride.
It doesn't end until he changes.
And he isn't going to change, sooooooooooo...
#BuyersRemorse
It doesn't end until he changes.
And he isn't going to change, sooooooooooo...
#BuyersRemorse
November 22, 2024 at 10:27 PM
Right-wingers who thought we were going to drop our valid criticisms of the president and the morons who elected him, now that the election has ended, are in for a four-year-long rough ride.
It doesn't end until he changes.
And he isn't going to change, sooooooooooo...
#BuyersRemorse
It doesn't end until he changes.
And he isn't going to change, sooooooooooo...
#BuyersRemorse
If you ask him to wish your 17 year old niece a Happy Birthday do you have to pay extra to keep him from masturbating during the video? How does that work exactly?
if you pay for one of these you deserve to have your credit card information stolen <3
November 22, 2024 at 9:20 PM
If you ask him to wish your 17 year old niece a Happy Birthday do you have to pay extra to keep him from masturbating during the video? How does that work exactly?
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain."
November 22, 2024 at 7:09 PM
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain."
Adapt or Die. That's the simple choice in front of us. #MAGA has pushed and destroyed so many boundaries because we didn't rise to the challenge. We need to actively resist them, punish them at the polls for diddling fascists until they realign with what the majority of America wants.
Going forward, I would love to see Democrats change the fucking playbook.
We're not dealing with the GOP our parents grew up with, who respected norms and the rule of law.
We're dealing with MAGA.
All bets are off.
There's no more going high when they go low. Let's go.
We're not dealing with the GOP our parents grew up with, who respected norms and the rule of law.
We're dealing with MAGA.
All bets are off.
There's no more going high when they go low. Let's go.
November 22, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Adapt or Die. That's the simple choice in front of us. #MAGA has pushed and destroyed so many boundaries because we didn't rise to the challenge. We need to actively resist them, punish them at the polls for diddling fascists until they realign with what the majority of America wants.
That awkward moment at the Congressional Meet-n-Greet Mixer at the Capital Hill Club, when #MattGaetz wanders up, wearing only a Trump tshirt, and asks you if you "want a bump" of the coke on the tip of his dick, but doesn't remember you'd already declined that same offer 20 minutes ago. #Awkward
November 22, 2024 at 5:51 PM
That awkward moment at the Congressional Meet-n-Greet Mixer at the Capital Hill Club, when #MattGaetz wanders up, wearing only a Trump tshirt, and asks you if you "want a bump" of the coke on the tip of his dick, but doesn't remember you'd already declined that same offer 20 minutes ago. #Awkward
Elon Musk looks like a batfish that made a wish to be a Real Boy, but the spell is fading and he's Super Pissed about it.
November 22, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Elon Musk looks like a batfish that made a wish to be a Real Boy, but the spell is fading and he's Super Pissed about it.
In the coming bullshit years of the 2nd Trump administration, bookmark this for when you need a future boost of hope, optimism and drive.
youtu.be/u-pP_dCenJA?...
youtu.be/u-pP_dCenJA?...
Elvis Presley - If I Can Dream ('68 Comeback Special)
YouTube video by ElvisPresleyVEVO
youtu.be
November 22, 2024 at 4:22 PM
In the coming bullshit years of the 2nd Trump administration, bookmark this for when you need a future boost of hope, optimism and drive.
youtu.be/u-pP_dCenJA?...
youtu.be/u-pP_dCenJA?...
They ask an important question, "What use is an incredibly diverse, low-drama, fun-filled echo chamber for outreach to moderate, independent or right wing users?"
In other words, "What use is this incredible cocktail party for organizing and running our HOA?"
Dur Doy!
In other words, "What use is this incredible cocktail party for organizing and running our HOA?"
Dur Doy!
Opinion - The problem with Bluesky: It won’t broaden our horizons: In the wake of Donald Trump’s election win, the social-media platform has enjoyed a surge of new users looking for an alternative to Elon Musk’s X. But will it be useful, if it just creates an echo chamber for the left?
The problem with Bluesky: It won’t broaden our horizons
In the wake of Donald Trump’s election win, the social-media platform has enjoyed a surge of new users looking for an alternative to Elon Musk’s X. But will it be useful, if it just creates an echo chamber for the left?
www.theglobeandmail.com
November 22, 2024 at 4:18 PM
They ask an important question, "What use is an incredibly diverse, low-drama, fun-filled echo chamber for outreach to moderate, independent or right wing users?"
In other words, "What use is this incredible cocktail party for organizing and running our HOA?"
Dur Doy!
In other words, "What use is this incredible cocktail party for organizing and running our HOA?"
Dur Doy!
All this talk about Hegseth's alleged sexual assault. And NOBODY over here talking about him assaulting a drummer with an axe, live, on-air!
This man is a menace!
youtu.be/pMrVdFnjEjs?...
This man is a menace!
youtu.be/pMrVdFnjEjs?...
Fox News host throws ax, hits drummer
YouTube video by CNN
youtu.be
November 22, 2024 at 7:34 AM
All this talk about Hegseth's alleged sexual assault. And NOBODY over here talking about him assaulting a drummer with an axe, live, on-air!
This man is a menace!
youtu.be/pMrVdFnjEjs?...
This man is a menace!
youtu.be/pMrVdFnjEjs?...
What a truly odd thing to get angry about. Kirk must not know what Gaetz was accused of. Boy will HE be embarrassed when he learns!
Replacing them with child rape supporters doesn’t seem like a winning strategy, you gummy potatohead…
November 22, 2024 at 7:10 AM
What a truly odd thing to get angry about. Kirk must not know what Gaetz was accused of. Boy will HE be embarrassed when he learns!