GuyInChair
@guyinchair.bsky.social
"Walk without rhythm. Won't attract the worms!"
#HarryPotter bigots are in for a rough ride!
April 17, 2025 at 4:43 PM
#HarryPotter bigots are in for a rough ride!
When this guy showed up in Ep.01 of #SkeletonCrew I screamed out loud. Real ones recognize him instantly!
December 3, 2024 at 5:06 AM
When this guy showed up in Ep.01 of #SkeletonCrew I screamed out loud. Real ones recognize him instantly!
November 24, 2024 at 1:49 PM
The thrilling conclusion of our cautionary tale! #LiveLaughLove
November 22, 2024 at 7:10 PM
The thrilling conclusion of our cautionary tale! #LiveLaughLove
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain."
November 22, 2024 at 7:09 PM
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain."
That awkward moment at the Congressional Meet-n-Greet Mixer at the Capital Hill Club, when #MattGaetz wanders up, wearing only a Trump tshirt, and asks you if you "want a bump" of the coke on the tip of his dick, but doesn't remember you'd already declined that same offer 20 minutes ago. #Awkward
November 22, 2024 at 5:51 PM
That awkward moment at the Congressional Meet-n-Greet Mixer at the Capital Hill Club, when #MattGaetz wanders up, wearing only a Trump tshirt, and asks you if you "want a bump" of the coke on the tip of his dick, but doesn't remember you'd already declined that same offer 20 minutes ago. #Awkward
Elon Musk looks like a batfish that made a wish to be a Real Boy, but the spell is fading and he's Super Pissed about it.
November 22, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Elon Musk looks like a batfish that made a wish to be a Real Boy, but the spell is fading and he's Super Pissed about it.
#BlockParty This numpty is here to bring the liberals to tears. 3 followers at a time. Genius! He invested all the time to set that up and nobody is going to see it. Blocked! Delorted!
November 20, 2024 at 11:19 PM
#BlockParty This numpty is here to bring the liberals to tears. 3 followers at a time. Genius! He invested all the time to set that up and nobody is going to see it. Blocked! Delorted!
I collect old things. This sweet baby just arrived yesterday. It's real. I like that you really get a sense of her charm in her typed note.
November 20, 2024 at 4:58 PM
I collect old things. This sweet baby just arrived yesterday. It's real. I like that you really get a sense of her charm in her typed note.
I will never have a movie-going experience like my first viewing of "The Ecstasy of Gold" from The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.
That music! That direction! That performance! The whole film just slows down and lets that entire scene play out. Wallach running past a blurring background! Amazing!
That music! That direction! That performance! The whole film just slows down and lets that entire scene play out. Wallach running past a blurring background! Amazing!
November 20, 2024 at 5:39 AM
I will never have a movie-going experience like my first viewing of "The Ecstasy of Gold" from The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.
That music! That direction! That performance! The whole film just slows down and lets that entire scene play out. Wallach running past a blurring background! Amazing!
That music! That direction! That performance! The whole film just slows down and lets that entire scene play out. Wallach running past a blurring background! Amazing!
As a reminder, for no particular reason, this sack of shit won office twice but was unable to complete his 2nd term because REPUBLICANS applied pressure on him for his numerous crimes.
In this business, we call that a Precedent. It could even happen again some time.
Theoretically...
In this business, we call that a Precedent. It could even happen again some time.
Theoretically...
November 18, 2024 at 8:18 PM
As a reminder, for no particular reason, this sack of shit won office twice but was unable to complete his 2nd term because REPUBLICANS applied pressure on him for his numerous crimes.
In this business, we call that a Precedent. It could even happen again some time.
Theoretically...
In this business, we call that a Precedent. It could even happen again some time.
Theoretically...
Trump's right. He does have a mandate and here it is.
I hope after the fight, they had an evening of sensual and aggressive lovemaking that lit up Johnson's anti-boner app like a Bonanza Slot Machine! I hope his kid saw and heard and learned things he didn't know the human body could endure!
I hope after the fight, they had an evening of sensual and aggressive lovemaking that lit up Johnson's anti-boner app like a Bonanza Slot Machine! I hope his kid saw and heard and learned things he didn't know the human body could endure!
November 18, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Trump's right. He does have a mandate and here it is.
I hope after the fight, they had an evening of sensual and aggressive lovemaking that lit up Johnson's anti-boner app like a Bonanza Slot Machine! I hope his kid saw and heard and learned things he didn't know the human body could endure!
I hope after the fight, they had an evening of sensual and aggressive lovemaking that lit up Johnson's anti-boner app like a Bonanza Slot Machine! I hope his kid saw and heard and learned things he didn't know the human body could endure!
The Trump presidency is just two months away. Get ready to see a lot of this shit in your news feeds! This is what's coming.
November 18, 2024 at 4:55 PM
The Trump presidency is just two months away. Get ready to see a lot of this shit in your news feeds! This is what's coming.
That's his brand. These were his campaign handouts in the fall of 2024.
November 17, 2024 at 2:34 PM
That's his brand. These were his campaign handouts in the fall of 2024.
First of all, an orgy with this cast of characters would likely have a fantastic buffet offered. A wide variety of dishes that meet nutritional needs and please the pallet. The fucking would also be fantastic?
Second, I'm glad to see Mr..Beast is on here. I like his videos. He's good.
Second, I'm glad to see Mr..Beast is on here. I like his videos. He's good.
November 16, 2024 at 3:28 PM
First of all, an orgy with this cast of characters would likely have a fantastic buffet offered. A wide variety of dishes that meet nutritional needs and please the pallet. The fucking would also be fantastic?
Second, I'm glad to see Mr..Beast is on here. I like his videos. He's good.
Second, I'm glad to see Mr..Beast is on here. I like his videos. He's good.
Congratulations to Steven Cheung for WH Comm Director! Looking forward to the cancelled press conferences, the angry finger pointing when he does show up, the press passes pulled for unfavorable coverage and the inevitable sex scandal! Knock em dead, buddy! #KO
November 15, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Congratulations to Steven Cheung for WH Comm Director! Looking forward to the cancelled press conferences, the angry finger pointing when he does show up, the press passes pulled for unfavorable coverage and the inevitable sex scandal! Knock em dead, buddy! #KO
I haven't seen this gross little mysoginistic gremlin even once! Much less twenty times per hour!!! WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN GOING ON OVER HERE?!?!?
November 15, 2024 at 10:05 PM
I haven't seen this gross little mysoginistic gremlin even once! Much less twenty times per hour!!! WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN GOING ON OVER HERE?!?!?
Hey John,
Did you ever track down and kill the Jaguar Shark that killed your friend?
Did you ever track down and kill the Jaguar Shark that killed your friend?
November 15, 2024 at 6:38 PM
Hey John,
Did you ever track down and kill the Jaguar Shark that killed your friend?
Did you ever track down and kill the Jaguar Shark that killed your friend?
If Tony Stark had pulled a boner like this in Iron Man 1, the entire MCU would've been a "one and done" franchise. Dead before it got started.
November 15, 2024 at 6:34 PM
If Tony Stark had pulled a boner like this in Iron Man 1, the entire MCU would've been a "one and done" franchise. Dead before it got started.
To celebrate #RFKjr getting the HHS nom, here's a pic I took of the handouts from his 5 supporters at the #DailyShow taping in Chicago. The small text on the white card delighted us endlessly. (Spoiler Alert: he actually is.)
November 15, 2024 at 5:16 AM
To celebrate #RFKjr getting the HHS nom, here's a pic I took of the handouts from his 5 supporters at the #DailyShow taping in Chicago. The small text on the white card delighted us endlessly. (Spoiler Alert: he actually is.)