Jason
@grumpyhermit.bsky.social
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i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
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"What are they hatching?" was right there.
November 23, 2025 at 7:16 PM
"What are they hatching?" was right there.
Get a cat they said , it’ll be fun they said 🙄
Just removed a very dead 18 inch long baby brown snake from my lounge room 😳😳
Just removed a very dead 18 inch long baby brown snake from my lounge room 😳😳
November 21, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Get a cat they said , it’ll be fun they said 🙄
Just removed a very dead 18 inch long baby brown snake from my lounge room 😳😳
Just removed a very dead 18 inch long baby brown snake from my lounge room 😳😳
Ai explains the Fermi paradox quite well
November 17, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Ai explains the Fermi paradox quite well
Paper girls on prime
Time travelling paper girls
Pretty cool
Time travelling paper girls
Pretty cool
November 16, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Paper girls on prime
Time travelling paper girls
Pretty cool
Time travelling paper girls
Pretty cool
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The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
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![4-panel comic. (1) PERSON 1: Some people like to be the big spoon. (2) PERSON 1: Some people like to be the little spoon. (3) [two sets of spoons that don’t lay flat against each other, one arranged with the little one on top of the big one, the other with the big spoon on top of the little spoon] PERSON 1: And some brave truth-tellers point out that the metaphor makes no sense because different-sized spoons don’t nest right *either* way. You nest *same*-sized spoons. (4) PERSON: ...And apparently *we* sleep on the couch. PERSON 2 off-screen: Why are you *still* going on about the spoon thing? PERSON 1: Because I’m *right!*](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreicfq5lrhnknblf2ycalxk2vctpeqjzy566xxqjy2xsm67ys5of3j4@jpeg)
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Who’s John laws ?
Oh that cunt ?
Good then
Oh that cunt ?
Good then
November 9, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Who’s John laws ?
Oh that cunt ?
Good then
Oh that cunt ?
Good then
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Saw “the GOPs problem with nazis”
There isn’t a problem , they are nazis
They stand for nothing but white power 🤬
There isn’t a problem , they are nazis
They stand for nothing but white power 🤬
November 3, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Saw “the GOPs problem with nazis”
There isn’t a problem , they are nazis
They stand for nothing but white power 🤬
There isn’t a problem , they are nazis
They stand for nothing but white power 🤬
10am is late enough for a deli to have hot fucking pies
Wasting my break time …….pricks
Wasting my break time …….pricks
October 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
10am is late enough for a deli to have hot fucking pies
Wasting my break time …….pricks
Wasting my break time …….pricks
Why is my partner turning into the same type of person my ex was ??
Is it me ?
Surely not 🙄
Is it me ?
Surely not 🙄
October 25, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Why is my partner turning into the same type of person my ex was ??
Is it me ?
Surely not 🙄
Is it me ?
Surely not 🙄
Make a movie food
Schindler’s Grist
Schindler’s Grist
Make a movie food:
Sundae Bloody Sundae
Sundae Bloody Sundae
Make a movie food:
This is Spinal Tapioca
This is Spinal Tapioca
October 24, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Make a movie food
Schindler’s Grist
Schindler’s Grist
Depression anxiety low self esteem
Or
Borderline Personality Disorder
Fucked if I know 🤷♂️
Or
Borderline Personality Disorder
Fucked if I know 🤷♂️
October 23, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Depression anxiety low self esteem
Or
Borderline Personality Disorder
Fucked if I know 🤷♂️
Or
Borderline Personality Disorder
Fucked if I know 🤷♂️
Pod save the nazis
Fucking fuck those guys
Fucking fuck those guys
October 22, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Pod save the nazis
Fucking fuck those guys
Fucking fuck those guys
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This whole thing is goddamned hilarious.
This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
October 20, 2025 at 5:04 AM
This whole thing is goddamned hilarious.
@motomatters.com sleep in tomorrow then ?
October 18, 2025 at 12:18 AM
@motomatters.com sleep in tomorrow then ?
October 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM
74? Who would’ve thought he would make it to 74 , wow
Ace Frehley, Kiss lead guitarist and band’s cofounder, dies aged 74
Ace Frehley, Kiss lead guitarist and band’s cofounder, dies aged 74
The musician died following injuries suffered during a fall in his recording studio last month
Ace Frehley, the lead guitarist and co-founder of the rock band Kiss, has died aged 74.
The musician died after suffering injuries during a fall in September, his family said in a statement. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
October 16, 2025 at 11:07 PM
74? Who would’ve thought he would make it to 74 , wow
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The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.
October 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.
Selling a car on marketplace
Everybody only has a budget 2-3k lower than your asking price
Buy a cheaper car then !!
Ffs
Everybody only has a budget 2-3k lower than your asking price
Buy a cheaper car then !!
Ffs
October 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Selling a car on marketplace
Everybody only has a budget 2-3k lower than your asking price
Buy a cheaper car then !!
Ffs
Everybody only has a budget 2-3k lower than your asking price
Buy a cheaper car then !!
Ffs
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A crisp £5 note to the first journalist to ask Kemi Badenoch if she has a humiliation kink
October 8, 2025 at 11:11 AM
A crisp £5 note to the first journalist to ask Kemi Badenoch if she has a humiliation kink