Jason
@grumpyhermit.bsky.social
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My new article, "why pilots should have blanket immunity," is up on SSRN.
#Satire
www.alternet.org/kristi-noem-...
#Satire
www.alternet.org/kristi-noem-...
Kristi Noem had Coast Guard pilot fired for leaving her blanket on a plane: report
New details are emerging about turmoil inside the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) under the leadership of DHS Secretary Kristi Noem — and her rumored paramour, Corey Lewandowski.The Wall Street ...
www.alternet.org
February 13, 2026 at 3:18 PM
My new article, "why pilots should have blanket immunity," is up on SSRN.
#Satire
www.alternet.org/kristi-noem-...
#Satire
www.alternet.org/kristi-noem-...
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I will NEVER be a Republican. I will ALWAYS be a Communist and an Anarchist because im hot and read books
February 13, 2026 at 12:20 PM
I will NEVER be a Republican. I will ALWAYS be a Communist and an Anarchist because im hot and read books
Angus Taylor
The g is silent
The g is silent
February 12, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Angus Taylor
The g is silent
The g is silent
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What? Goalie?
ICE Director Says It Will Play Key Security Role At World Cup
ICE Director Says It Will Play Key Security Role At World Cup
The acting ICE director did not confirm whether operations or raids would pause during matches and FIFA-sanctioned events, despite concerns from lawmakers.
www.forbes.com
February 12, 2026 at 8:24 AM
What? Goalie?
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Amazing. ✊
February 11, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Amazing. ✊
Angus Taylor
Not actually evil , just very very stupid
Not actually evil , just very very stupid
February 11, 2026 at 10:51 AM
Angus Taylor
Not actually evil , just very very stupid
Not actually evil , just very very stupid
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February 11, 2026 at 8:48 AM
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Very upset that @kudelka.bsky.social is not here now that #itson
February 11, 2026 at 8:43 AM
Very upset that @kudelka.bsky.social is not here now that #itson
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Watters: I was walking in my street, a car drives by and I give him a wave. He rolls down the window and says, “F U fascist.” He doesn’t know I’m a fascist!
Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.
Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.
February 10, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Watters: I was walking in my street, a car drives by and I give him a wave. He rolls down the window and says, “F U fascist.” He doesn’t know I’m a fascist!
Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.
Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.
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February 10, 2026 at 8:56 AM
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Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this
February 9, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this
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every single person writing credulously about "elon will put people on the moon" should have to pin this post to their monitor
February 9, 2026 at 10:11 PM
every single person writing credulously about "elon will put people on the moon" should have to pin this post to their monitor
Tasmania sucks , never go there
Vale Jon
Vale Jon
February 9, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Tasmania sucks , never go there
Vale Jon
Vale Jon
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SCORPION: take me across the river
FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me
S: if I sting you, we'll both drown
F: ok, that makes sense
*halfway across the river*
F: so?
S: so what?
F: sting me
S: what?
F: sting me, like you promised
S: no
F: sting me so we'll both drown
S: *crying* what is happening?
FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me
S: if I sting you, we'll both drown
F: ok, that makes sense
*halfway across the river*
F: so?
S: so what?
F: sting me
S: what?
F: sting me, like you promised
S: no
F: sting me so we'll both drown
S: *crying* what is happening?
February 6, 2026 at 4:27 AM
SCORPION: take me across the river
FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me
S: if I sting you, we'll both drown
F: ok, that makes sense
*halfway across the river*
F: so?
S: so what?
F: sting me
S: what?
F: sting me, like you promised
S: no
F: sting me so we'll both drown
S: *crying* what is happening?
FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me
S: if I sting you, we'll both drown
F: ok, that makes sense
*halfway across the river*
F: so?
S: so what?
F: sting me
S: what?
F: sting me, like you promised
S: no
F: sting me so we'll both drown
S: *crying* what is happening?
Case of beer to the first female journalist to call Trump “a piece of shit” in a press conference
February 5, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Case of beer to the first female journalist to call Trump “a piece of shit” in a press conference
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it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 1:16 AM
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
New kitten demands blood sacrifice when I return home
Feisty kitty 🙄
Feisty kitty 🙄
February 4, 2026 at 8:04 AM
New kitten demands blood sacrifice when I return home
Feisty kitty 🙄
Feisty kitty 🙄
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ICE Agent Scores Easy Win By Deporting Own Family https://theonion.com/ice-agent-scores-easy-win-by-deporting-own-family/
February 3, 2026 at 8:00 PM
ICE Agent Scores Easy Win By Deporting Own Family https://theonion.com/ice-agent-scores-easy-win-by-deporting-own-family/
My whole life politics has moved ever rightward
For what ?
The rich are richer and we all need 2 incomes to have kids
We need to move left soon
For what ?
The rich are richer and we all need 2 incomes to have kids
We need to move left soon
February 3, 2026 at 2:37 AM
My whole life politics has moved ever rightward
For what ?
The rich are richer and we all need 2 incomes to have kids
We need to move left soon
For what ?
The rich are richer and we all need 2 incomes to have kids
We need to move left soon
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I have heard about DHS literally every day for over a year
Kristi Noem: "I always tell people that the days you don't hear about us are the days we were successful."
February 1, 2026 at 11:25 PM
I have heard about DHS literally every day for over a year
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This site has really come into its own over the past couple of years.
February 2, 2026 at 12:25 AM
This site has really come into its own over the past couple of years.