gretchie1.bsky.social
@gretchie1.bsky.social
If your ancient Christmas tree doesn’t bite and scratch the hell out of you while you’re lighting it….

…is it even Christmas?
November 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Concur- I’m exhausted by the time the meal is finished- I still enjoy it but I’m so so tired. The leftovers is where it’s at
I can never eat much on Thanksgiving because I’m tired of being around food after the couple days of prep so my real Thanksgiving meal enjoyment comes the day after…and the day after that…and..
November 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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If one Afghan nationalist shooter means all Afghan nationalists are evil, wait until I tell you about white male shooters.
November 27, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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The shooting of two National Guard soldiers.

Trump: “Monstrous”

The murder of American journalist Jamāl Khāshqujī.

Trump: “Things happen”
November 27, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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That sound you heard was every GOP elected official with a lick of sense absolutely SHITTING themselves thinking about the visual of Mark Kelly back in uniform before a military court as Whiskey Pete's handpicked chucklefucks try to railroad him on bogus charges.
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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I know I’m a libtard but I think it’s bad the U.S. president keeps calling for the killing of specific sitting elected officials who didn’t even commit crimes
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
All of this is gold
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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As we head rapidly to extinction we are still grappling with the great moral debates that have engrossed humanity for millennia. Questions such as , Is genocide good or bad?, Is famine essential?, Do we need more torture?, Can poor people feel pain? Our best minds grappled well but got no medal.
November 10, 2025 at 12:02 PM
It’s just one pile of crap problem after another
Canada has just lost measles elimination status. The U.S. will undoubtedly follow shortly.

Elimination means that there is no continuous spreading of measles within the country for a year or longer.

Canada and the U.S. have blown it, and it’s largely the fault of the anti-vaccination movement.
Canada loses measles elimination status after three decades, health agency says
Canada has lost its measles elimination status after nearly three decades due to its failure to curb a year-long outbreak, the country's public health agency said on Monday.
www.reuters.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Chuck Schumer = Lando in Cloud City
November 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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So the oldest person ever to become president keeps falling asleep in his office during public events and there’s no big public discussion on how this is a coverup or how republicans are lying to us about how this government is running?
November 9, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Hold the fucking line for fuck’s sake! Republicans never wanted universal health care and they’ve been trying to get rid of the ACA since it passed
Caving on a deal that doesn’t fix health care is, and always has been, a giant betrayal of the American people.

Hold the line. Save health care. I’m a NO on anything that doesn’t extend ACA subsidies.
November 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.”

aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I wish I could go back in time to dress like a 1940s detective all the time when I was 15. As it was, I mostly just looked like a mom all the time, but I do blame 80s fashion for that.
My heart 💓💓💓
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
November 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
What the absolute FUCK is going on. They just fucking took this baby and drove off
“Look at these scumbags — in the car with guns with a baby in the back.”

What are we doing?
November 5, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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After those results, the Democratic response to GOP pressure to cave on the shutdown should simply be
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and making a funny face .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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October 24, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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my friends, I am in a 10-person capacity record bar in Tokyo requesting songs and drinking Japanese whisky. the owners are a married couple chain smoking behind the bar, slinging cocktails, and spinning records.

this is heaven??? goodbye forever I have died ✌️
October 23, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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“Game’s haven’t had a price increase since the 90’s”

Dude. You’re signing a lease for some files Xbox has copy pasted onto your PC. You can’t hold a Steam Game. Rent is sky rocketing. The world is burning. Please wake up
October 23, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Wait- he lied? GASP
Breaking News: President Trump is having the White House’s entire East Wing demolished to make way for his $200 million ballroom. The project is far more extensive than he initially let on.
Trump Will Demolish Entire White House East Wing for Ballroom: Live Updates
nyti.ms
October 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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I don’t understand why we need a “Columbus Day” when this country celebrates incompetent white men failing up and taking what isn’t theirs all year round.
October 13, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Excellent choice- this man and his organization made up of tons of amazing volunteers around the world are actually doing real concrete things to help people in emergencies
My choice for the Nobel Peace Prize this year:

Chef José Andrés and the World Central Kitchen.
October 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
People need to calm the F down about Bad Bunny playing the Super Bowl half time show
Oooh People are so mad about Bad Bunny’s Halftime
October 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Damn- 💯
October 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Live your life so that when you die, 10s of millions feel the weight of the torch of hope you lit over your lifetime for the world to carry forward, together
October 2, 2025 at 12:53 AM