I'M STEW
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Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you
November 22, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
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Turns out the real InfoWars was the paper you made along the way...
November 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Turns out the real InfoWars was the paper you made along the way...
Okay here's mine. Central, IL
November 12, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Okay here's mine. Central, IL
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
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Jeremy Renner? From the Jeremy Renner app?
November 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Jeremy Renner? From the Jeremy Renner app?
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No Noise November. everybody shut up
November 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
No Noise November. everybody shut up
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Wedding Planner Gingerly Asks Taylor Swift If She’s Considered Dance Lessons https://theonion.com/wedding-planner-gingerly-asks-taylor-swift-if-shes-considered-dance-lessons/
October 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Wedding Planner Gingerly Asks Taylor Swift If She’s Considered Dance Lessons https://theonion.com/wedding-planner-gingerly-asks-taylor-swift-if-shes-considered-dance-lessons/
Alright. It's time to bring in reinforcements
October 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Alright. It's time to bring in reinforcements
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those dog costumes where it looks like they have person arms, gotta be a top 10 human achievement
October 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
those dog costumes where it looks like they have person arms, gotta be a top 10 human achievement
Crawling out of Dr. Skeleton's Celebrity Toilet to protest today. There's only one true king.
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ALT: a close up of a man wearing sunglasses with the word censored in yellow letters
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October 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Crawling out of Dr. Skeleton's Celebrity Toilet to protest today. There's only one true king.
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things bullets say
Almost every time I go thru JFK something weird happens.
October 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
things bullets say
So many flotillas were captured! Where is Carsie? Greta asked us to pay attention to others. Lets pay attention!
October 12, 2025 at 6:07 AM
So many flotillas were captured! Where is Carsie? Greta asked us to pay attention to others. Lets pay attention!
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beer is just canned bread
October 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
beer is just canned bread
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Taking the ladder out of my Sims pool and then calling 911 on myself
October 5, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Taking the ladder out of my Sims pool and then calling 911 on myself
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This isn’t scary to me at all. A skeleton is the only way I’ve ever seen a dinosaur look.
October 2, 2025 at 1:09 PM
This isn’t scary to me at all. A skeleton is the only way I’ve ever seen a dinosaur look.
Can someone just shove him in a locker already?
Stephen Miller: "All that bullshit is done, over, it's finished. The gangbangers you deal with- they think they're ruthless? They have no idea how ruthless we are. They think they're tough? They have no idea how tough we are. They think they're hardcore? We are so much more hardcore than they are"
October 2, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Can someone just shove him in a locker already?
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Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
September 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
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Look at Toad. His edible is just starting to take hold and he needs to tell Frog that instead they should watch Big Trouble in Little China
September 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Look at Toad. His edible is just starting to take hold and he needs to tell Frog that instead they should watch Big Trouble in Little China
It's amazing how much effort they put in to make women hurt.
September 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
It's amazing how much effort they put in to make women hurt.