Greg Stoll 🌈
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Greg Stoll 🌈
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· Oct 24
New project: a simple cryptogram solver! (with some fun Rust optimizations!)
Here’s the new cryptogram solver! OK, calling it a “solver” is a bit of an exaggeration; it just works on one word at a time. (I’ve long had the idea of a whole cryptogram s…
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New project: a simple cryptogram solver! (with some fun #Rust optimizations!) <- a fun little project!
Really looking forward to this
2026 is midterms and it’s the year we get going on putting these assholes in the dumpster of history where they belong
January 1, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Really looking forward to this
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Texas’s drum major has gone all out with her nails.
December 31, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Texas’s drum major has gone all out with her nails.
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This is a strange way of saying “we’re complying with court orders now that we failed to get #SCOTUS to stay them.”
Trump announces he’s pulling the National Guard from Portland, LA, and Chicago but threatens that “We will come back, perhaps in a much different and stronger form, when crime begins to soar again - Only a question of time!”
December 31, 2025 at 9:31 PM
This is a strange way of saying “we’re complying with court orders now that we failed to get #SCOTUS to stay them.”
Just a reminder that you don’t have to take him seriously when he says stuff!
Elon Musk promised a lot of things by 2025
- colonists arriving on Mars
- xAI achieving AGI
- Tesla robotaxis serving half the U.S.
- completely driverless robotaxis
- a Tesla Roadster demo
- DOGE cutting trillions
none of them happened
mashable.com/article/elon-mus...
- colonists arriving on Mars
- xAI achieving AGI
- Tesla robotaxis serving half the U.S.
- completely driverless robotaxis
- a Tesla Roadster demo
- DOGE cutting trillions
none of them happened
mashable.com/article/elon-mus...
Everything Elon Musk promised in 2025, but didn't deliver
Musk is now infamous for his false promises, but even this is excessive.
mashable.com
December 31, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Just a reminder that you don’t have to take him seriously when he says stuff!
Love me some @kentremendous.bsky.social
Every time I read about what the set of Community was like, I find myself contrasting it to everything I've read about Mike Schur's sets, and his "No Assholes" policy. (Excerpt from www.thecrimson.com/article/2019... )
December 31, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Love me some @kentremendous.bsky.social
whaaaat
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
whaaaat
This cracks me up every time
December 30, 2025 at 3:57 AM
This cracks me up every time
Nothing but good vibes around that plot, too!
whatever 2026 holds i don't think anything next year will be funnier than Chicago Pope. 2025 was overall a huge stinker but Chicago Pope was an all time great B-plot
December 28, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Nothing but good vibes around that plot, too!
This is extremely my jam
December 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
This is extremely my jam
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I can’t believe they’re doing this to the only person on earth who’s won the FIFA peace prize.
President Trump’s spiteful defamation suit against the Pulitzer Prize Board may backfire, as the latter is now demanding Trump’s psychological records, prescription medication records, and tax returns in the discovery process. trib.al/LUCScTR
December 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I can’t believe they’re doing this to the only person on earth who’s won the FIFA peace prize.
Merry Christmas to all! Done with meals for the day, now to sink into the couch…
December 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Merry Christmas to all! Done with meals for the day, now to sink into the couch…
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Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor and strangers today is tantamount to rejecting God himself. For @reuters.com
Pope Leo, on Christmas Eve, says denying help to poor is rejecting God
Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon on Wednesday that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor and stra...
www.reuters.com
December 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor and strangers today is tantamount to rejecting God himself. For @reuters.com
The year was kind of tumultuous but my husband and I both have good jobs and our kids are happy and healthy and I feel kind of guilty given the state of the world but things have been going well for our family!
Hey if I resolve to celebrate other people’s successes will y’all resolve to share your successes more widely damn
December 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
The year was kind of tumultuous but my husband and I both have good jobs and our kids are happy and healthy and I feel kind of guilty given the state of the world but things have been going well for our family!
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Brett Kavanaugh (September 2025): The facts and how they relate to the law don’t matter. Assume ICE and other federal forces always act with integrity, always respect rights, and consistently impose minimal burden.
Brett Kavanaugh (December 2025): Should I not have done that? Was that wrong?
Brett Kavanaugh (December 2025): Should I not have done that? Was that wrong?
Kavanaugh in a footnote in today's opinion says "the officers must not make interior immigration stops or arrests based on race or ethnicity."
December 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Brett Kavanaugh (September 2025): The facts and how they relate to the law don’t matter. Assume ICE and other federal forces always act with integrity, always respect rights, and consistently impose minimal burden.
Brett Kavanaugh (December 2025): Should I not have done that? Was that wrong?
Brett Kavanaugh (December 2025): Should I not have done that? Was that wrong?
Good news!
BREAKING: Huge loss for Trump administration at Supreme Court, which rules that the Trump administration had lacked authority to federalize and deploy the National Guard to execute laws in Illinois. s3.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
December 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Good news!
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these are the kind of numbers that, *at the end of a president's term*, herald a total wipeout for his party in the next election.
we are in december of year one.
we are in december of year one.
![Gallup poll | 12/1-12/15
President Trump approval crosstabs (%)
🟥Overall (59/36 disapprove) [-23]
🟥Democratic (93/3 disapprove) [-90]
🟩Republican (89/8 approve) [+81]
🟥Independent (68/25 disapprove) [-43]
🟥18-34 (68/25 disapprove) [-43]
🟥35-54 (59/36 disapprove) [-23]
🟥55+ (53/43 disapprove) [-10]
🟥No college (55/37 disapprove) [-18]
🟥College graduate (59/37 disapprove) [-22]
🟥Male (53/42 disapprove) [-11]
🟥Female (64/30 disapprove) [-34]
🟥White (52/46 disapprove) [-6]
🟥Non-white (71/21 disapprove) [-50]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hbpefio3f5csc44msmbgioxz/bafkreifnv6vxufu6icjvsd5toirz3lmqkzertdpdnlqh7q44momevhfjqq@jpeg)
December 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
these are the kind of numbers that, *at the end of a president's term*, herald a total wipeout for his party in the next election.
we are in december of year one.
we are in december of year one.
whaaaaaaaat
NEWS: Security footage captured former Michigan co-offensive coordinator Matt Weiss minutes before he allegedly hacked college students’ personal accounts to steal sexually explicit photos and videos, an FBI search warrant affidavit alleges.
December 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
whaaaaaaaat
Heck yeah
“Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. came within hours of publicly promoting Denmark’s childhood vaccine schedule as an option for American parents — before legal &political concerns got in the way…the HHS Office of the General Counsel said it would invite a lawsuit the administration could lose”
RFK Jr. wanted to endorse the Danish vaccine schedule. He was forced to pull back.
Legal and political concerns prompted the health department to cancel a planned announcement on Friday, officials said.
www.politico.com
December 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Heck yeah
This is the evil villain’s plan in more than one movie!
Private company wants to put up space mirrors that can beam 'full noontime sun' to anywhere on the night side of Earth. I might be OK with preemptive shoot downs of these satellites rather than allow this to become an unregulated real industry
December 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
This is the evil villain’s plan in more than one movie!
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Obviously it's bad but it is very funny/on-brand for Trump to be going around grafting "The Donald J. Trump And" onto stuff that people actually respect in the hopes of getting rounded up into it. The Donald J. Trump And Orioles Park At Camden Yards ass. The Donald J. Trump And Chrysler Building.
December 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Obviously it's bad but it is very funny/on-brand for Trump to be going around grafting "The Donald J. Trump And" onto stuff that people actually respect in the hopes of getting rounded up into it. The Donald J. Trump And Orioles Park At Camden Yards ass. The Donald J. Trump And Chrysler Building.
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
Hey, that’s me!
Gecko: Intent to prototype: Add-On-Gated Web Serial
Gecko: Intent to prototype: Add-On-Gated Web Serial
Gecko: Intent to prototype: Add-On-Gated Web Serial
groups.google.com
December 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Hey, that’s me!
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I think it's good to keep getting mad about evil and unjust things, if only to remind yourself and everyone else that these things are in fact evil and unjust. I don't think it's naive. Nor is it wise and sophisticated to adopt a "You fool, nothing matters and nothing good can ever happen" posture
September 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I think it's good to keep getting mad about evil and unjust things, if only to remind yourself and everyone else that these things are in fact evil and unjust. I don't think it's naive. Nor is it wise and sophisticated to adopt a "You fool, nothing matters and nothing good can ever happen" posture