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Greg Stoll 🌈
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Programmer, Astros fan, app developer, neat-web-project writer at gregstoll.com. RIP webOS and Windows Phone! he/him - protect trans kids
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my 2025 in review <- here's a bunch of stuff I wrote!
my 2025 in review
2025 was a tumultuous year. (I was surprised to see I missed doing a recap of 2024 and, oh, right) But on a personal scale things went pretty well for us, aside from David losing his job (just like…
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No worse feeling than thinking you’re going to get a todo item taken care of and then having it exploded into several more todos 🙁
February 20, 2026 at 12:33 AM
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look at my country man, we’re getting out-No Kings’d by the fuckin’ british
King Charles has issued a statement following his brother Andrew’s arrest
February 19, 2026 at 2:22 PM
I’m sorry, I try not to share bad takes, but this is so insane it made me laugh. Doing 9/11 to cover up 9/11!
If you want to get rid of some incriminating documents you don't want anyone to see, the best course of action is to hide them on the top floors of the most famous twin towers in the world and hit them with two hijacked passenger planes.
February 19, 2026 at 4:22 AM
hah!
I’m imagining the Red Sox social director deleting the first statement and typing the second with a Fanatics-themed gun pointed at them.
February 18, 2026 at 11:21 PM
USA wins their hockey game in overtime - exciting! (3x3 hockey is real weird though…)
February 18, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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In my humble opinion, if we want to push back on the current political culture of trampling on the very concept of civic virtue, we're just gonna have to live with some people tying those virtues to their faith.

It's okay to talk about why a belief in Jesus makes you want to be a good person IMO
February 18, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Yay!
February 18, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Seems like a bad year to be a US Olympian that NBC is highlighting 😬 Hope they’re doing ok…
February 18, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Yup
My take on the Tony Clark situation is that if you are in a trusted position of authority, you have an obligation to the people trusting you to do right by them and if I’m a baseball player I am feeling extremely betrayed by this whole thing.
February 17, 2026 at 11:53 PM
probably the weirdest reason to lose a baseball season
MLBPA executive director Tony Clark resigned after an internal investigation revealed he had an inappropriate relationship with his sister-in-law, who had been hired by the union in 2023, sources tell me and @DVNJr.
February 17, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Hmm seems bad
Stephen Colbert said that the FCC and CBS - which is in no way a compromised or complicit organization - wouldn’t allow him to broadcast an interview with Democratic State Rep James Talarico. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/17/a...
Colbert Doesn’t Give an FCC About Calling Out CBS
www.nytimes.com
February 17, 2026 at 1:02 PM
lol
TRUMP SAYS HE SUPPORTS ALL THREE CANDIDATES IN THE TEXAS SENATE GOP PRIMARY.
February 17, 2026 at 1:47 AM
I know it’s a long way off, but I’m staking my claim: I am _not_ voting for Joe Lieberman
y’all do realize we’re two years out from the primaries right
February 16, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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February 16, 2026 at 8:13 AM
This is very cool!
I wrote a (completely client-side) Clue (Cluedo) board game solver/helper (mostly ported from one by
@gregstoll.com) that takes all the information you know and figures out what the various probabilities are given all that information and suggests what the best next guess is to make.
Clue Solver
Greg Stoll has a Clue board game solver/helper that takes all the information you know and figures out what the various probabilities are given all that information. His uses a Python or Rust server-s...
dmd.3e.org
February 16, 2026 at 2:53 PM
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see this is why, as much as many national dems suck, I think there is room for optimism

this didn’t used to be the response from blue states! that a number of them immediately grabbed the baton and went for their own aggressive gerrymanders is very encouraging! some of our democrats are learning!
i love how texas started this and was all “neener what you gon do” and a buncha blue states said “lol watch this”
The Virginia Supreme Court has ruled that the state can put a redistricting plan on the ballot this spring that could add as many as four more Democratic seats in Congress.

The referendum will take place on April 21.
February 14, 2026 at 9:26 PM
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iconic shot of Lucas Pinheiro Braathen on the podium
February 14, 2026 at 4:15 PM
This is so great
this sequence in the U.S. women’s curling match was pure cinema
February 14, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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bro this lady on Jeopardy was deep in third place going into Final Jeopardy, and she didn’t know the answer so she just wrote “i hope they both bet it all” and the other two guys fucking bet it all and got it wrong and she won
February 13, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Wow I have the same shirt!
Best advertisement I’ve seen so far at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival
February 13, 2026 at 12:50 AM
I regret to inform you these are awesome
oh hell yes

(Mexican and Japanese heritage night jerseys for the Dodgers)
February 12, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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This episode has been a nightmare for my city and state, but I hope people realize it’s also a profound defeat and political catastrophe for Trump and DHS, who are slinking away having accomplished nothing. Minneapolis simply wouldn’t bend to them and they lost
Homan in Minnesota: "I have proposed, and President Trump has concurred, that this surge operation conclude. A significant drawdown has already been underway this week and will continue."
February 12, 2026 at 3:09 PM
I saw this event for the first time today and was like: what
been watching the olympics and i think i found a solution to the male loneliness crisis
February 12, 2026 at 12:33 AM
uhh
THE OLYMPICS OF BIATHLON MESS CONTINUES

GOLD MEDAL FOR THE WOMAN WHO STOLE HER TEAMMATE'S CREDIT CARDS
February 11, 2026 at 4:23 PM