Mx. Mistoffelees
@greenbloodkitty.bsky.social
Bertie/B - 30s - they/fae/it - Completely at a loss my whole life - BLM acab
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pals you gotta quit spotify
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
pals you gotta quit spotify
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Not only do I not want to use your new A.I. mode, I want you to stop telling me about your new A.I. mode, this is like the waiter trying to tell me the specials, but what makes them special is that the chef is blindfolded and we've started keeping roach poison in salt shakers
December 9, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Not only do I not want to use your new A.I. mode, I want you to stop telling me about your new A.I. mode, this is like the waiter trying to tell me the specials, but what makes them special is that the chef is blindfolded and we've started keeping roach poison in salt shakers
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Hot take perhaps, but the environmental impact of AI is far worse and more worrying than the plagiarism or copyright issues... and the conversation largely being focused on the latter is honestly frustrating.
December 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Hot take perhaps, but the environmental impact of AI is far worse and more worrying than the plagiarism or copyright issues... and the conversation largely being focused on the latter is honestly frustrating.
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I got @fangamer.com's new Ace Attorney Christmas ornament designed by @spacecoyote.com!
I'll start a new tradition of flipping it over once it's Christmas Day.
I'll start a new tradition of flipping it over once it's Christmas Day.
December 9, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I got @fangamer.com's new Ace Attorney Christmas ornament designed by @spacecoyote.com!
I'll start a new tradition of flipping it over once it's Christmas Day.
I'll start a new tradition of flipping it over once it's Christmas Day.
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“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.
December 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.
Time to see how long it takes my dad to notice we put up the tree today
December 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Time to see how long it takes my dad to notice we put up the tree today
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I have been perfectly happy since the switch to Tidal, the playlist transfer was pretty seamless and my literal only problem is remembering which icon to use on my phone to get to the music since I can't find the green circle anymore
Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it.
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
How to quit Spotify
This Black Friday, here's a guide to finding the best Spotify alternative
www.bloodinthemachine.com
December 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I have been perfectly happy since the switch to Tidal, the playlist transfer was pretty seamless and my literal only problem is remembering which icon to use on my phone to get to the music since I can't find the green circle anymore
Is it just me or is December going both slow and fast
December 8, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Is it just me or is December going both slow and fast
Jingle Jangle would be perfect without the Don Juan doll in it
Why would any child want that thing
Why would any child want that thing
December 7, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Jingle Jangle would be perfect without the Don Juan doll in it
Why would any child want that thing
Why would any child want that thing
Bruce Willis was 32 or 33 in Die Hard
I’m 34
I don’t like that at all
I’m 34
I don’t like that at all
December 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Bruce Willis was 32 or 33 in Die Hard
I’m 34
I don’t like that at all
I’m 34
I don’t like that at all
Did you know Ed Edd n Eddy’s Jingle Jingle Jangle can’t be watched legally anywhere
You can’t even buy it
You can’t even buy it
December 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Did you know Ed Edd n Eddy’s Jingle Jingle Jangle can’t be watched legally anywhere
You can’t even buy it
You can’t even buy it
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You’ve heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for…..
December 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
You’ve heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for…..
Most of the time I don’t really like chocolate and mint as a combination, but every december a switch flips in my brain and I become a chocolate peppermint fiend
December 5, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Most of the time I don’t really like chocolate and mint as a combination, but every december a switch flips in my brain and I become a chocolate peppermint fiend
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Religion note: Remember that pastor who was arrested protesting an ICE detention facility outside Chicago recently? The one who was photographed on the ground as officers arrested him?
That's Rev. Michael Woolf, and this is his church.
That's Rev. Michael Woolf, and this is his church.
December 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Religion note: Remember that pastor who was arrested protesting an ICE detention facility outside Chicago recently? The one who was photographed on the ground as officers arrested him?
That's Rev. Michael Woolf, and this is his church.
That's Rev. Michael Woolf, and this is his church.
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NEWS: The Institute of Museum & Library Services has restored ALL previously canceled federal grants to libraries, following a ruling by a federal judge in Rhode Island last month.
This is a massive win for libraries & communities in every state & territory!
Learn more: www.ala.org/news/2025/12...
This is a massive win for libraries & communities in every state & territory!
Learn more: www.ala.org/news/2025/12...
December 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
NEWS: The Institute of Museum & Library Services has restored ALL previously canceled federal grants to libraries, following a ruling by a federal judge in Rhode Island last month.
This is a massive win for libraries & communities in every state & territory!
Learn more: www.ala.org/news/2025/12...
This is a massive win for libraries & communities in every state & territory!
Learn more: www.ala.org/news/2025/12...
Annual reminder that Christmas trees are Not Pagan
They were invented by Lutherans and popularized by Greeting Card Companies
They were invented by Lutherans and popularized by Greeting Card Companies
December 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Annual reminder that Christmas trees are Not Pagan
They were invented by Lutherans and popularized by Greeting Card Companies
They were invented by Lutherans and popularized by Greeting Card Companies
On one hand I want to support movie musicals
On the other hand I don’t give a fuck about Hamilton or Wicked or Dear Even Hansen or Mean Girls or
On the other hand I don’t give a fuck about Hamilton or Wicked or Dear Even Hansen or Mean Girls or
December 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
On one hand I want to support movie musicals
On the other hand I don’t give a fuck about Hamilton or Wicked or Dear Even Hansen or Mean Girls or
On the other hand I don’t give a fuck about Hamilton or Wicked or Dear Even Hansen or Mean Girls or
so many Barbie movies are like
Kelly: Barbie I have a problem
Barbie: I’m going to read you my self-insert fanfiction
Kelly: Barbie I have a problem
Barbie: I’m going to read you my self-insert fanfiction
December 1, 2025 at 5:33 AM
so many Barbie movies are like
Kelly: Barbie I have a problem
Barbie: I’m going to read you my self-insert fanfiction
Kelly: Barbie I have a problem
Barbie: I’m going to read you my self-insert fanfiction
Rabbits rabbits rabbits
December 1, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Rabbits rabbits rabbits
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Back in stock on my shop! Festive fall and wintery pillows!
www.etsy.com/shop/Raccoon...
www.etsy.com/shop/Raccoon...
November 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Back in stock on my shop! Festive fall and wintery pillows!
www.etsy.com/shop/Raccoon...
www.etsy.com/shop/Raccoon...
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The Brooklyn Citizen
November 19,1918
November 19,1918
November 27, 2025 at 9:03 AM
The Brooklyn Citizen
November 19,1918
November 19,1918
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i have complicated feelings about black friday and the consumerism that surges during the holidays, but, alas, my career is based upon the sale of objects. at least books are a pretty good object to own!
bookshop is doing free shipping through sunday! get hunger's bite!
bookshop.org/a/117708/978...
bookshop is doing free shipping through sunday! get hunger's bite!
bookshop.org/a/117708/978...
November 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
i have complicated feelings about black friday and the consumerism that surges during the holidays, but, alas, my career is based upon the sale of objects. at least books are a pretty good object to own!
bookshop is doing free shipping through sunday! get hunger's bite!
bookshop.org/a/117708/978...
bookshop is doing free shipping through sunday! get hunger's bite!
bookshop.org/a/117708/978...
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Remember: If we allow ourselves to fall into fatalism, or wallow in disappointment, or become resigned to what is rather than what should be, we will lose the long game.
The greatest enemy of positive social change is cynicism about what can be changed.
The greatest enemy of positive social change is cynicism about what can be changed.
November 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Remember: If we allow ourselves to fall into fatalism, or wallow in disappointment, or become resigned to what is rather than what should be, we will lose the long game.
The greatest enemy of positive social change is cynicism about what can be changed.
The greatest enemy of positive social change is cynicism about what can be changed.
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one insidious thing about gen AI is it's not just causing us to mistrust dodgy images, it's also making us mistrust images that look perfectly normal. this is gaslighting in a very literal sense bc the technology is undermining the trust we have in our own ability to perceive reality!
November 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
one insidious thing about gen AI is it's not just causing us to mistrust dodgy images, it's also making us mistrust images that look perfectly normal. this is gaslighting in a very literal sense bc the technology is undermining the trust we have in our own ability to perceive reality!
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Every prompt to chatbot software is “generate me some text.” If it generated you some text, it performed its function correctly. It never lies, it never wants anything, it’s text generating software that generates text.
Not wanting to disappoint you so much that it lies is the last quality I want in a computer.
November 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Every prompt to chatbot software is “generate me some text.” If it generated you some text, it performed its function correctly. It never lies, it never wants anything, it’s text generating software that generates text.