@graylmitchell.bsky.social
Last of the V8 Interceptors. The only winning move is not to play. No fighting in the war room!
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SIR, STEP AWAY FROM THE TOILET PAPER.
I REPEAT, STEP AWAY FROM THE TOILET PAPER 👮
I REPEAT, STEP AWAY FROM THE TOILET PAPER 👮
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The Post shuttering its sports section and Sonny Jurgenson dying in the same week is just a lot for DC sports fans to process. RIP to a football and local legend. www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
Hall of Fame quarterback Sonny Jurgensen dies at 91
Hall of Fame quarterback Sonny Jurgensen, who has held franchise passing records for Philadelphia and Washington for more than five decades, has died at the age of 91.
www.espn.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:53 PM
The Post shuttering its sports section and Sonny Jurgenson dying in the same week is just a lot for DC sports fans to process. RIP to a football and local legend. www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
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RIP Sonny Jurgenson. Along with Joe Namath, Sonny was the greatest pure passer in the 1960s.
February 6, 2026 at 4:06 PM
RIP Sonny Jurgenson. Along with Joe Namath, Sonny was the greatest pure passer in the 1960s.
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Mongolia and Haiti correctly identified that the Winter Olympics are primarily a chance to design baller cold weather uniforms
February 5, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Mongolia and Haiti correctly identified that the Winter Olympics are primarily a chance to design baller cold weather uniforms
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Walter Payton Man of the Year: Bobby Wagner.
Walter Payton Man of the Year: Bobby Wagner
The Commanders linebacker was a finalist for the NFL's highest honor for the fourth time.
www.nbcsports.com
February 6, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Walter Payton Man of the Year: Bobby Wagner.
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RT @SNFonNBC: One of the most prestigious awards in the NFL. #NFLHonors | #WPMOY
February 6, 2026 at 10:08 AM
RT @SNFonNBC: One of the most prestigious awards in the NFL. #NFLHonors | #WPMOY
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February 4, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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Following two days of temps in the upper 30s, with a little sunshine and a little melting of the Snowcrete, Marvelous Marvin was able to run around properly for the first time since the January 25 storm!
While it was still tricky to run on he was clearly thrilled!
While it was still tricky to run on he was clearly thrilled!
February 4, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Following two days of temps in the upper 30s, with a little sunshine and a little melting of the Snowcrete, Marvelous Marvin was able to run around properly for the first time since the January 25 storm!
While it was still tricky to run on he was clearly thrilled!
While it was still tricky to run on he was clearly thrilled!
What the actual eff?! 😡😡😡
The “World Facebook” was an invaluable public resource!
The “World Facebook” was an invaluable public resource!
TIL the CIA killed off its invaluable World Factbook...with a press release dated today??
WTF, is this yet more Trump fuckery?
www.cia.gov/stories/stor...
WTF, is this yet more Trump fuckery?
www.cia.gov/stories/stor...
Spotlighting The World Factbook as We Bid a Fond Farewell - CIA
www.cia.gov
February 4, 2026 at 9:38 PM
What the actual eff?! 😡😡😡
The “World Facebook” was an invaluable public resource!
The “World Facebook” was an invaluable public resource!
@missrecreate.bsky.social watching Westminster Kennel Club dog show and a truly stunning 5 year old male Japanese Chin just strutted his stuff in the Toy Group ❤️
February 3, 2026 at 1:47 AM
@missrecreate.bsky.social watching Westminster Kennel Club dog show and a truly stunning 5 year old male Japanese Chin just strutted his stuff in the Toy Group ❤️
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This week marked the observance of both the International Day of Peaceful Coexistence and Africa Day of Peace and Reconciliation. But what do Africans think about their government’s attempts to prevent or resolve violent conflict?
Dive into our latest @thecontinent.org piece.
#VoicesAfrica
Dive into our latest @thecontinent.org piece.
#VoicesAfrica
February 2, 2026 at 12:43 PM
This week marked the observance of both the International Day of Peaceful Coexistence and Africa Day of Peace and Reconciliation. But what do Africans think about their government’s attempts to prevent or resolve violent conflict?
Dive into our latest @thecontinent.org piece.
#VoicesAfrica
Dive into our latest @thecontinent.org piece.
#VoicesAfrica
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was born on January 27, 1756, but he was baptized under the name Johannes Chrysostomus Wolfgangus Theophilus Mozart.
January 27, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was born on January 27, 1756, but he was baptized under the name Johannes Chrysostomus Wolfgangus Theophilus Mozart.
Read the whole article, seriously 😂
‘Wienie 500’ to return to Indianapolis Motor Speedway for second helping of viral race www.nytimes.com/athletic/699...
‘Wienie 500’ to return to Indianapolis Motor Speedway for second helping of viral race www.nytimes.com/athletic/699...
‘Wienie 500’ to return to Indianapolis Motor Speedway for second helping of viral race
The 2026 edition of the race will be held on May 22, two days before the Indy 500, and broadcast live on Fox.
www.nytimes.com
January 26, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Read the whole article, seriously 😂
‘Wienie 500’ to return to Indianapolis Motor Speedway for second helping of viral race www.nytimes.com/athletic/699...
‘Wienie 500’ to return to Indianapolis Motor Speedway for second helping of viral race www.nytimes.com/athletic/699...
😂😂😂
“You gotta catch that!!”- me full of pot roast, holding a donut on my couch
January 26, 2026 at 2:30 AM
😂😂😂
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SEWAGE SPILLING INTO POTOMAC: DC Water estimates about 40 million gallons of sewage is flowing into the Potomac River each day — enough to fill about 66 Olympic-size swimming pools.
Massive sewage spill flowing into Potomac River upstream from DC
A massive pipe rupture has sent sewage spilling into the Potomac River. The spill of about 40 million gallons of sewage a day is turning part of the river gray upriver of Washington, D.C. The utility,...
www.nbcwashington.com
January 23, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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January 23, 2026 at 2:55 PM
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Addio Valentino l'imperatore del glamour❤️
#Valentino
#Valentino
January 19, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Addio Valentino l'imperatore del glamour❤️
#Valentino
#Valentino
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RIP Valentino
1932-2026
1932-2026
January 19, 2026 at 10:43 PM
RIP Valentino
1932-2026
1932-2026
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Re: Sean McDermott getting fired, I ask once again: why are all these GMs keeping their jobs when they bear more responsibility for team failure?
January 19, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Re: Sean McDermott getting fired, I ask once again: why are all these GMs keeping their jobs when they bear more responsibility for team failure?
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thinking about the pope pacing back and forth in his apartment at 3:30 am yelling at the tv
January 19, 2026 at 2:21 AM
thinking about the pope pacing back and forth in his apartment at 3:30 am yelling at the tv
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Every Caleb Williams play
January 19, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Every Caleb Williams play
As I said last week THESE FREAKIN’ BEARS 🤦♀️
These freakin' Bears 😂
Yes, well.
January 19, 2026 at 2:38 AM
As I said last week THESE FREAKIN’ BEARS 🤦♀️
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Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
@saraheminnisphd.bsky.social here we go! 😂
It's time for Sam's Oblique vs Kyle's Island of Misfit Toys
January 18, 2026 at 1:22 AM
@saraheminnisphd.bsky.social here we go! 😂