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Classic Krusty
@gravechild.bsky.social
· Sep 21
Posting: a simple act with profound implications.
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voice on tape: HELLO DIPSHIT
you: oh no. i got captured by Mean Jigsaw
voice: DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME. OR ARE YOU TOO BUSY BEING POOR
you: Mean Jigsaw stop
you: oh no. i got captured by Mean Jigsaw
voice: DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME. OR ARE YOU TOO BUSY BEING POOR
you: Mean Jigsaw stop
February 10, 2026 at 12:03 AM
voice on tape: HELLO DIPSHIT
you: oh no. i got captured by Mean Jigsaw
voice: DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME. OR ARE YOU TOO BUSY BEING POOR
you: Mean Jigsaw stop
you: oh no. i got captured by Mean Jigsaw
voice: DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME. OR ARE YOU TOO BUSY BEING POOR
you: Mean Jigsaw stop
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So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM
So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh
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coinbase left "am I sexual?" out of the lyrics because jeffrey epstein funded cryptocurrency for the international trade in csam
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
coinbase left "am I sexual?" out of the lyrics because jeffrey epstein funded cryptocurrency for the international trade in csam
In the game of football, you can score 3 points, and you can score 6 points. Then, also, you can score 1 point and you can score 2 points. It's a game that has fascinated mathemeticians for centuries.
February 9, 2026 at 1:04 AM
In the game of football, you can score 3 points, and you can score 6 points. Then, also, you can score 1 point and you can score 2 points. It's a game that has fascinated mathemeticians for centuries.
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If you suck it. they will cum
February 7, 2026 at 6:42 PM
If you suck it. they will cum
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Flawless like Wallace
On it like Gromit
On it like Gromit
February 7, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Flawless like Wallace
On it like Gromit
On it like Gromit
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Bollards save lives. End of story.
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
February 7, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Bollards save lives. End of story.
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
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Guile... Guinan... Guilenan
February 6, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Guile... Guinan... Guilenan
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A portrait of Kermit I did some time back.
February 4, 2026 at 8:50 PM
A portrait of Kermit I did some time back.
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"Protesting isn't risky"
At Standing Rock during NODAPL, people were being locked in cages, sprayed with water canons in freezing temps, beaten, hit with chemical weapons, rubber bullets, flash granades/other non-letheal granades, etc. A woman almost lost her arm from a flash grenade.
At Standing Rock during NODAPL, people were being locked in cages, sprayed with water canons in freezing temps, beaten, hit with chemical weapons, rubber bullets, flash granades/other non-letheal granades, etc. A woman almost lost her arm from a flash grenade.
February 3, 2026 at 9:04 PM
"Protesting isn't risky"
At Standing Rock during NODAPL, people were being locked in cages, sprayed with water canons in freezing temps, beaten, hit with chemical weapons, rubber bullets, flash granades/other non-letheal granades, etc. A woman almost lost her arm from a flash grenade.
At Standing Rock during NODAPL, people were being locked in cages, sprayed with water canons in freezing temps, beaten, hit with chemical weapons, rubber bullets, flash granades/other non-letheal granades, etc. A woman almost lost her arm from a flash grenade.
It might not be morally ethical to punch a guy who's filming you committing arson, but to say that's sociopathic behavior is more of a flag that you don't leave your house than the badge that you posted more than a hundred times in the past 24 hours.
February 3, 2026 at 6:23 PM
It might not be morally ethical to punch a guy who's filming you committing arson, but to say that's sociopathic behavior is more of a flag that you don't leave your house than the badge that you posted more than a hundred times in the past 24 hours.
How many guys do you know that became super villains once they got laid? That's right: Pussy is the Black Materia.
February 3, 2026 at 12:46 PM
How many guys do you know that became super villains once they got laid? That's right: Pussy is the Black Materia.
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Looking forward to Gaim*n's new novels!
February 2, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Looking forward to Gaim*n's new novels!
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Check out Daft Punk's new single "Get Lucky" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
February 1, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Check out Daft Punk's new single "Get Lucky" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
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I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep
January 31, 2026 at 9:46 PM
I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep
I get what this singular tweet in an 8-post long thread is going for, but when you add the context in, it becomes simply hilarious
I feel like someone’s gotta say something, so I guess it’s going to be me. I’m 100% certain that I either know, have met, or have sought meetings with people who have done horrible things in their lives, too. How about y’all? Association is not causation, and it's not guilt — of anything. (1/8)
February 1, 2026 at 12:18 AM
I get what this singular tweet in an 8-post long thread is going for, but when you add the context in, it becomes simply hilarious
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Tamawashi has finally gotten his mitts on his official Guinness Book of World Records certificate stating his achievement for the "Most Consecutive Appearances in Grand Sumo."
The recognition of his accomplishment is so meaningful to him, he asked that his parents and his sister from
The recognition of his accomplishment is so meaningful to him, he asked that his parents and his sister from
January 29, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Tamawashi has finally gotten his mitts on his official Guinness Book of World Records certificate stating his achievement for the "Most Consecutive Appearances in Grand Sumo."
The recognition of his accomplishment is so meaningful to him, he asked that his parents and his sister from
The recognition of his accomplishment is so meaningful to him, he asked that his parents and his sister from
Gimme ten bucks
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
January 29, 2026 at 10:38 AM
Gimme ten bucks
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What devs want vs what this website is actually for
January 29, 2026 at 1:55 AM
What devs want vs what this website is actually for