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Writer, gamer, pizza maker, beer drinker. I format other people's books for print, on occasion.
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Backpfeifengesicht
Germans have a word for it
Germans have a word for it
December 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Backpfeifengesicht
Germans have a word for it
Germans have a word for it
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Well done! A Massachusetts church displayed an “ICE was here” sign in its Nativity scene.
December 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Well done! A Massachusetts church displayed an “ICE was here” sign in its Nativity scene.
Snowmageddon has begun. It's supposed to last all day here. Let's see how many inches we end up getting...
December 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Snowmageddon has begun. It's supposed to last all day here. Let's see how many inches we end up getting...
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Can’t say I remember no At Attin.
November 25, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Can’t say I remember no At Attin.
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Childhood stages of fear:
0-10: monsters
11-15: winter coats
0-10: monsters
11-15: winter coats
November 21, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Childhood stages of fear:
0-10: monsters
11-15: winter coats
0-10: monsters
11-15: winter coats
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“Quiet, Piggy” would be fitting for his tombstone.
November 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
“Quiet, Piggy” would be fitting for his tombstone.
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"All you need is salt and pepper"
Why did white people colonise half the planet to steal their spices, and then not use their spices?
Why did white people colonise half the planet to steal their spices, and then not use their spices?
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
"All you need is salt and pepper"
Why did white people colonise half the planet to steal their spices, and then not use their spices?
Why did white people colonise half the planet to steal their spices, and then not use their spices?
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The finale of the great TV comedy show Blackadder goes Forth.
Back then I didn't expect one of the funniest programmes ever to end with a scene that makes me cry every time I see it.
Every single time.
Back then I didn't expect one of the funniest programmes ever to end with a scene that makes me cry every time I see it.
Every single time.
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
The finale of the great TV comedy show Blackadder goes Forth.
Back then I didn't expect one of the funniest programmes ever to end with a scene that makes me cry every time I see it.
Every single time.
Back then I didn't expect one of the funniest programmes ever to end with a scene that makes me cry every time I see it.
Every single time.
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Neighbours having a bonfire? Wrap some chicken bones in a doll’s outfit. Hide them in the ashes. Tomorrow, tell their kids a fairy must have fallen in.
November 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Neighbours having a bonfire? Wrap some chicken bones in a doll’s outfit. Hide them in the ashes. Tomorrow, tell their kids a fairy must have fallen in.
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While your kids are asleep, remove their hamster from its cage, bend a gap in the bars, and hang a tiny rope ladder down.
November 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
While your kids are asleep, remove their hamster from its cage, bend a gap in the bars, and hang a tiny rope ladder down.
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Speaker Mike Johnson vs Sergeant Schultz from Hogan's Heroes -- who knows less?
November 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Speaker Mike Johnson vs Sergeant Schultz from Hogan's Heroes -- who knows less?
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10th boat blown up in the Caribbean.
6 people dead this time.
Not a single arrest made.
Not an ounce recovered.
Not a shred of evidence provided.
6 people dead this time.
Not a single arrest made.
Not an ounce recovered.
Not a shred of evidence provided.
October 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
10th boat blown up in the Caribbean.
6 people dead this time.
Not a single arrest made.
Not an ounce recovered.
Not a shred of evidence provided.
6 people dead this time.
Not a single arrest made.
Not an ounce recovered.
Not a shred of evidence provided.
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it’s wild that this is just sort of the most openly corrupt administration of all time and they’re just allowed to do that and most media doesn’t say a word about it
October 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
it’s wild that this is just sort of the most openly corrupt administration of all time and they’re just allowed to do that and most media doesn’t say a word about it
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"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN
October 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN
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My 14-year-old self would never have guessed that, in 50 years' time, all the world's music would be available at the click of a button, you'd navigate the globe by carrying a tiny computer around in your pocket, and the US President would post a video of himself shitting over American citizens.
October 19, 2025 at 9:34 AM
My 14-year-old self would never have guessed that, in 50 years' time, all the world's music would be available at the click of a button, you'd navigate the globe by carrying a tiny computer around in your pocket, and the US President would post a video of himself shitting over American citizens.
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I call this art installation “Cat in Tree”.
October 17, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I call this art installation “Cat in Tree”.
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To the owner of a gigantic wooden horse left outside our gate: we’re not falling for it. If you want in, buy a ticket like everyone else.
October 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
To the owner of a gigantic wooden horse left outside our gate: we’re not falling for it. If you want in, buy a ticket like everyone else.
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"Wait, I can explain..."
October 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
"Wait, I can explain..."
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"You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you. A perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility."
October 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
"You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you. A perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility."