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gormlessgit.bsky.social
@gormlessgit.bsky.social
Writer, gamer, pizza maker, beer drinker. I format other people's books for print, on occasion.
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Well done! A Massachusetts church displayed an “ICE was here” sign in its Nativity scene.
December 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Snowmageddon has begun. It's supposed to last all day here. Let's see how many inches we end up getting...
December 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Can’t say I remember no At Attin.
November 25, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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Childhood stages of fear:

0-10: monsters
11-15: winter coats
November 21, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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“Quiet, Piggy” would be fitting for his tombstone.
November 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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"All you need is salt and pepper"

Why did white people colonise half the planet to steal their spices, and then not use their spices?
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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The finale of the great TV comedy show Blackadder goes Forth.
Back then I didn't expect one of the funniest programmes ever to end with a scene that makes me cry every time I see it.
Every single time.
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Neighbours having a bonfire? Wrap some chicken bones in a doll’s outfit. Hide them in the ashes. Tomorrow, tell their kids a fairy must have fallen in.
November 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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While your kids are asleep, remove their hamster from its cage, bend a gap in the bars, and hang a tiny rope ladder down.
November 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Speaker Mike Johnson vs Sergeant Schultz from Hogan's Heroes -- who knows less?
November 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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October 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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10th boat blown up in the Caribbean.

6 people dead this time.

Not a single arrest made.

Not an ounce recovered.

Not a shred of evidence provided.
October 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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it’s wild that this is just sort of the most openly corrupt administration of all time and they’re just allowed to do that and most media doesn’t say a word about it
October 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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October 24, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN
October 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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October 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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My 14-year-old self would never have guessed that, in 50 years' time, all the world's music would be available at the click of a button, you'd navigate the globe by carrying a tiny computer around in your pocket, and the US President would post a video of himself shitting over American citizens.
October 19, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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I call this art installation “Cat in Tree”.
October 17, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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To the owner of a gigantic wooden horse left outside our gate: we’re not falling for it. If you want in, buy a ticket like everyone else.
October 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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October 16, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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"Wait, I can explain..."
October 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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"You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you. A perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility."
October 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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One evil man who murders civilians from his own and other countries consoles another evil man who murders civilians from his own and other countries for not getting an award for which neither evil man is even remotely deserving.
October 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM