Loy Cypher
@loycifer.bsky.social
P̶r̶i̶n̶c̶e̶ squire of D̶a̶r̶k̶n̶e̶s̶s̶ dimness.
He/him, but for 5 bucks you can call me whatever you want.
Will not be nice to racists, homophobes, transphobes, MAGAs, Nazis, genocide apologists, or people who think Kingdom Hearts 3 was the best one.
He/him, but for 5 bucks you can call me whatever you want.
Will not be nice to racists, homophobes, transphobes, MAGAs, Nazis, genocide apologists, or people who think Kingdom Hearts 3 was the best one.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
I have too many gay friends who haven't seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Bunch of uncultured himbos.
a man in a green shirt is holding a glass of wine .
ALT: a man in a green shirt is holding a glass of wine .
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November 16, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I have too many gay friends who haven't seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Bunch of uncultured himbos.
I really need to clean my house, but also, I could just play Persona 5 Strikers instead.
a cat with blue eyes is being held by a girl
ALT: a cat with blue eyes is being held by a girl
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November 16, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I really need to clean my house, but also, I could just play Persona 5 Strikers instead.
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Anal play Jordan Peterson: up mine woke moralists
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Anal play Jordan Peterson: up mine woke moralists
Four great trip-hop/art-rock albums:
Massive Attack - Mezzanine
Tori Amos - From the Choirgirl Hotel
Portishead - Dummy
Radiohead - Amnesiac
#MusicSky #MassiveAttack #ToriAmos #Portishead #Radiohead
Massive Attack - Mezzanine
Tori Amos - From the Choirgirl Hotel
Portishead - Dummy
Radiohead - Amnesiac
#MusicSky #MassiveAttack #ToriAmos #Portishead #Radiohead
November 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Four great trip-hop/art-rock albums:
Massive Attack - Mezzanine
Tori Amos - From the Choirgirl Hotel
Portishead - Dummy
Radiohead - Amnesiac
#MusicSky #MassiveAttack #ToriAmos #Portishead #Radiohead
Massive Attack - Mezzanine
Tori Amos - From the Choirgirl Hotel
Portishead - Dummy
Radiohead - Amnesiac
#MusicSky #MassiveAttack #ToriAmos #Portishead #Radiohead
If you want to listen to AI music, that's fine. You do you. But absolutely no one should be making money off of AI music. Typing in a prompt and pressing enter is not a reason to get paid.
a cat is sitting on a couch with its paws on a laptop .
ALT: a cat is sitting on a couch with its paws on a laptop .
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
If you want to listen to AI music, that's fine. You do you. But absolutely no one should be making money off of AI music. Typing in a prompt and pressing enter is not a reason to get paid.
This @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social joke is about to become extra relevant.
November 13, 2025 at 9:24 AM
This @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social joke is about to become extra relevant.
Reposted by Loy Cypher
Hola Bluesky ⏸️ sólo puedo dedicar mi primer post al mejor video de la historia de la humanidad ⏸️
November 15, 2024 at 8:56 AM
Hola Bluesky ⏸️ sólo puedo dedicar mi primer post al mejor video de la historia de la humanidad ⏸️
Watching Braindead (Dead Alive) because I felt like something cozy.
November 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Watching Braindead (Dead Alive) because I felt like something cozy.
Someone just mistook me for a hetero, and I'm shook.
a woman covering her mouth with her hand while wearing a black watch
ALT: a woman covering her mouth with her hand while wearing a black watch
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Someone just mistook me for a hetero, and I'm shook.
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How many times do I need to click the "Show less like this ☹️" button for you to stop showing me AI "art"?
November 7, 2025 at 2:07 PM
How many times do I need to click the "Show less like this ☹️" button for you to stop showing me AI "art"?
Diversity = unity
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
November 6, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Diversity = unity
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
Since the advent of digital signage, I find that I have to practice my own signature a few times before putting it on a document.
a cartoon hand is signing a piece of paper that says home
ALT: a cartoon hand is signing a piece of paper that says home
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October 31, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Since the advent of digital signage, I find that I have to practice my own signature a few times before putting it on a document.
I'm not a slut, I'm a fomosexual.
October 30, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I'm not a slut, I'm a fomosexual.
I just got the new remastered 4k Nightmare on Elm Street collection.
It has scenes restored in Nightmare on Elm Street 5 that have been missing since the VHS days!
It involves a gruesome scene on a motorcycle, and it's finally as horrifying as I remember.
#Horror #NightmareOnElmStreet #WesCraven
It has scenes restored in Nightmare on Elm Street 5 that have been missing since the VHS days!
It involves a gruesome scene on a motorcycle, and it's finally as horrifying as I remember.
#Horror #NightmareOnElmStreet #WesCraven
October 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I just got the new remastered 4k Nightmare on Elm Street collection.
It has scenes restored in Nightmare on Elm Street 5 that have been missing since the VHS days!
It involves a gruesome scene on a motorcycle, and it's finally as horrifying as I remember.
#Horror #NightmareOnElmStreet #WesCraven
It has scenes restored in Nightmare on Elm Street 5 that have been missing since the VHS days!
It involves a gruesome scene on a motorcycle, and it's finally as horrifying as I remember.
#Horror #NightmareOnElmStreet #WesCraven
I make a very dumb impression. Very himbo. Very airhead. Will bomb job interviews. Won't be taken seriously during business debates.
I've just been accepted into Mensa though.
I've just been accepted into Mensa though.
October 28, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I make a very dumb impression. Very himbo. Very airhead. Will bomb job interviews. Won't be taken seriously during business debates.
I've just been accepted into Mensa though.
I've just been accepted into Mensa though.
Anyone else remember this unnecessarily ominous box art for the game Mastermind?
They look like Bond villains.
As if the game is exciting and dangerous.
When, in fact, there have only been 2 fatal Mastermind-related incidents.
#Mastermind #Boardgames
They look like Bond villains.
As if the game is exciting and dangerous.
When, in fact, there have only been 2 fatal Mastermind-related incidents.
#Mastermind #Boardgames
October 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Anyone else remember this unnecessarily ominous box art for the game Mastermind?
They look like Bond villains.
As if the game is exciting and dangerous.
When, in fact, there have only been 2 fatal Mastermind-related incidents.
#Mastermind #Boardgames
They look like Bond villains.
As if the game is exciting and dangerous.
When, in fact, there have only been 2 fatal Mastermind-related incidents.
#Mastermind #Boardgames
I love the Final Fantasy 7 Remake. Love it! It captures the zeitgeist of the 90s so well!
...but where the heck is the gay hottub orgy??
...but where the heck is the gay hottub orgy??
October 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I love the Final Fantasy 7 Remake. Love it! It captures the zeitgeist of the 90s so well!
...but where the heck is the gay hottub orgy??
...but where the heck is the gay hottub orgy??
Hahahaha boomers playing solitaire on windows all the time. So boomer.
*boots up Balatro*
*boots up Balatro*
a cartoon of a person standing next to a picture of a jester and a sign that says menu principal
ALT: a cartoon of a person standing next to a picture of a jester and a sign that says menu principal
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October 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Hahahaha boomers playing solitaire on windows all the time. So boomer.
*boots up Balatro*
*boots up Balatro*
Every time I wake up in the 21st century.
a baby in a green shirt is making a funny face while sitting on a couch .
Alt: A small child saying "help" after eating wasabi
media.tenor.com
October 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Every time I wake up in the 21st century.
"I'm upset about a Canadian ad, so I'm going to raise taxes for Americans" <- imagine how dumb you have to be to think this is the response of a smart man.
SO glad I never moved to the US.
SO glad I never moved to the US.
October 27, 2025 at 1:46 PM
"I'm upset about a Canadian ad, so I'm going to raise taxes for Americans" <- imagine how dumb you have to be to think this is the response of a smart man.
SO glad I never moved to the US.
SO glad I never moved to the US.
This is what we had to make do with, before the Silent Hills and the Resident Evils.
#Halloween #RetroGaming
#Halloween #RetroGaming
October 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
This is what we had to make do with, before the Silent Hills and the Resident Evils.
#Halloween #RetroGaming
#Halloween #RetroGaming
The real friends are the friends you made along the friend.
October 24, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The real friends are the friends you made along the friend.
Post something 90s ✨️
October 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Post something 90s ✨️