The RedRoach
@redroach67.bsky.social
Just an enigma wrapped in bacon and dipped in sarcasm. I am not a hero, but I will fight a bear bare handed to save my cup of coffee.
A true American Cryptid.
A true American Cryptid.
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Did you hear the $$ for the Venezuelan oil is going to off shore accounts & not the treasury? Greedy white men are the root of all evil & dumb white women are stroking their dicks like they’re a Mary Kay gift bag
January 10, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Did you hear the $$ for the Venezuelan oil is going to off shore accounts & not the treasury? Greedy white men are the root of all evil & dumb white women are stroking their dicks like they’re a Mary Kay gift bag
January 10, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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This just in
Elon musk has exploded into a shitnado on the surface of mars
Elon musk has exploded into a shitnado on the surface of mars
January 10, 2026 at 2:40 PM
This just in
Elon musk has exploded into a shitnado on the surface of mars
Elon musk has exploded into a shitnado on the surface of mars
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JUST NOW: Huge mass of agents in a standoff, weapons drawn as Reps. Ilhan Omar, Angie Craig, and Kelly Morrison attempt to conduct congressional oversight at the Whipple Building, which has been HQ for thousands of ICE agents.
@zeteo.com
@zeteo.com
January 10, 2026 at 3:50 PM
JUST NOW: Huge mass of agents in a standoff, weapons drawn as Reps. Ilhan Omar, Angie Craig, and Kelly Morrison attempt to conduct congressional oversight at the Whipple Building, which has been HQ for thousands of ICE agents.
@zeteo.com
@zeteo.com
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Remember when Putin stole Robert Kraft's Superbowl Ring? Like that.
Womp womp.
Maybe Donnie will try extorting Meryl Streep for one of her Oscars next.
www.nobelpeaceprize.org/press/press-...
Maybe Donnie will try extorting Meryl Streep for one of her Oscars next.
www.nobelpeaceprize.org/press/press-...
A Nobel Prize cannot be revoked, shared, or transferred - Nobel Peace Prize
www.nobelpeaceprize.org
January 10, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Remember when Putin stole Robert Kraft's Superbowl Ring? Like that.
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🚨 NEW VIDEO 👇🏽This puts an end to all the lies. Horrific.
They were having a calm exchange seconds before he murdered Renee Good, and she was barely moving and clearly avoiding him.
Stop the lies.
They were having a calm exchange seconds before he murdered Renee Good, and she was barely moving and clearly avoiding him.
Stop the lies.
January 9, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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The fact we have clear video evidence of the ICE murder and they’re lying about it should put a nail in the coffin for “the truth speaks for itself.”
We all need to be advocates for the truth, most of all elected leaders.
We all need to be advocates for the truth, most of all elected leaders.
January 9, 2026 at 12:27 PM
The fact we have clear video evidence of the ICE murder and they’re lying about it should put a nail in the coffin for “the truth speaks for itself.”
We all need to be advocates for the truth, most of all elected leaders.
We all need to be advocates for the truth, most of all elected leaders.
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To my brothers and sisters in the US military:
You have a decision to make.
Who do you serve?
The felon or the people?
25 years I served this country.
What you are doing is WRONG!
Remember your oath!
Why do I have to school you?
You made a promise.
You took an oath.
You have NO honor
You have a decision to make.
Who do you serve?
The felon or the people?
25 years I served this country.
What you are doing is WRONG!
Remember your oath!
Why do I have to school you?
You made a promise.
You took an oath.
You have NO honor
January 9, 2026 at 10:34 AM
To my brothers and sisters in the US military:
You have a decision to make.
Who do you serve?
The felon or the people?
25 years I served this country.
What you are doing is WRONG!
Remember your oath!
Why do I have to school you?
You made a promise.
You took an oath.
You have NO honor
You have a decision to make.
Who do you serve?
The felon or the people?
25 years I served this country.
What you are doing is WRONG!
Remember your oath!
Why do I have to school you?
You made a promise.
You took an oath.
You have NO honor
2A supporters claim that "an armed society is a polite society."
Time to start being "very polite" to masked bandits...
No matter who they claim to be
Time to start being "very polite" to masked bandits...
No matter who they claim to be
January 9, 2026 at 2:41 PM
2A supporters claim that "an armed society is a polite society."
Time to start being "very polite" to masked bandits...
No matter who they claim to be
Time to start being "very polite" to masked bandits...
No matter who they claim to be
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Stephen Miller’s cousin 👇🏽
January 9, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Stephen Miller’s cousin 👇🏽
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The source that informed me of this said the Border Patrol officer in question claimed the victims were trying to run him over in their car, which is why he shot.
January 8, 2026 at 11:48 PM
The source that informed me of this said the Border Patrol officer in question claimed the victims were trying to run him over in their car, which is why he shot.
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accidentally got a massively oversized burrito again. this time the tortilla chips are also the size of my hand
January 8, 2026 at 12:22 AM
accidentally got a massively oversized burrito again. this time the tortilla chips are also the size of my hand
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Bluesky community! This is my official NYC mayor account. I’ll be posting updates on what’s happening at City Hall and how we’re delivering for New Yorkers. It’s great to be here.
January 8, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Bluesky community! This is my official NYC mayor account. I’ll be posting updates on what’s happening at City Hall and how we’re delivering for New Yorkers. It’s great to be here.
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I never understood what being hugged was until I had kids.
Littlest burrito gives the best hugs.
Littlest burrito gives the best hugs.
January 6, 2026 at 4:13 AM
I never understood what being hugged was until I had kids.
Littlest burrito gives the best hugs.
Littlest burrito gives the best hugs.
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If you didn't vote for Kamala STFU about the Dems needing to do something.
You had a chance to give them power.
You had a chance to give them power.
January 6, 2026 at 2:02 AM
If you didn't vote for Kamala STFU about the Dems needing to do something.
You had a chance to give them power.
You had a chance to give them power.
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Dallas Cowboys
A reporter asked Roger Staubach if his 1977 team could beat the current Cowboys team. He said, “Yes, but the score would be close. Maybe 10-7.” Reporter: “Why such a close score?” Roger: Well, most of us are in our 70’s or 80’s now.” 😂
A reporter asked Roger Staubach if his 1977 team could beat the current Cowboys team. He said, “Yes, but the score would be close. Maybe 10-7.” Reporter: “Why such a close score?” Roger: Well, most of us are in our 70’s or 80’s now.” 😂
January 6, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Dallas Cowboys
A reporter asked Roger Staubach if his 1977 team could beat the current Cowboys team. He said, “Yes, but the score would be close. Maybe 10-7.” Reporter: “Why such a close score?” Roger: Well, most of us are in our 70’s or 80’s now.” 😂
A reporter asked Roger Staubach if his 1977 team could beat the current Cowboys team. He said, “Yes, but the score would be close. Maybe 10-7.” Reporter: “Why such a close score?” Roger: Well, most of us are in our 70’s or 80’s now.” 😂
Found "The Six Million Dollar Man" on Peacock last night ....
Fond memories of it and all the bionic man toys I had.
Damn.. the pilot was rough. Peak 70's.
Not sure how much cocaine you had to snort to enjoy that
Fond memories of it and all the bionic man toys I had.
Damn.. the pilot was rough. Peak 70's.
Not sure how much cocaine you had to snort to enjoy that
January 6, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Found "The Six Million Dollar Man" on Peacock last night ....
Fond memories of it and all the bionic man toys I had.
Damn.. the pilot was rough. Peak 70's.
Not sure how much cocaine you had to snort to enjoy that
Fond memories of it and all the bionic man toys I had.
Damn.. the pilot was rough. Peak 70's.
Not sure how much cocaine you had to snort to enjoy that
Breakfast tacos
Just thinking out loud
Just thinking out loud
January 6, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Breakfast tacos
Just thinking out loud
Just thinking out loud
I don't know what kind of sorcery it entails, but holy fudge....
Popeye's Fried chicken is definitely Eldritch wizardry
Popeye's Fried chicken is definitely Eldritch wizardry
January 6, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I don't know what kind of sorcery it entails, but holy fudge....
Popeye's Fried chicken is definitely Eldritch wizardry
Popeye's Fried chicken is definitely Eldritch wizardry
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The Truth about Venezuela.
January 4, 2026 at 7:38 PM
The Truth about Venezuela.
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really tired of seeing claims that our illegal kidnapping of the Venezuelan president is to "distract" us from the Epstein files. Trump and the men around him have wanted this for a long time. this is a bad thing in its own right, not some attempt to hide from accountability
January 5, 2026 at 3:26 AM
really tired of seeing claims that our illegal kidnapping of the Venezuelan president is to "distract" us from the Epstein files. Trump and the men around him have wanted this for a long time. this is a bad thing in its own right, not some attempt to hide from accountability