The RedRoach
@redroach67.bsky.social
Just an enigma wrapped in bacon and dipped in sarcasm. I am not a hero, but I will fight a bear bare handed to save my cup of coffee.
A true American Cryptid.
A true American Cryptid.
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Dick Gobler
Texas, County Tax Rolls, 1837-1910
Texas, County Tax Rolls, 1837-1910
November 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Dick Gobler
Texas, County Tax Rolls, 1837-1910
Texas, County Tax Rolls, 1837-1910
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TESLA IS RECALLING ITS POWERWALL 2 AC BATTERY SYSTEMS BECAUSE THEY CAN CAUSE FIRES AND BURNS, WHICH MIGHT LEAD TO SERIOUS INJURY OR DEATH, ACCORDING TO USCPSC
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
TESLA IS RECALLING ITS POWERWALL 2 AC BATTERY SYSTEMS BECAUSE THEY CAN CAUSE FIRES AND BURNS, WHICH MIGHT LEAD TO SERIOUS INJURY OR DEATH, ACCORDING TO USCPSC
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You know you dont have to call him The Secretary of War, right?
It's not a title. It's not a real thing!
It's not a title. It's not a real thing!
November 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
You know you dont have to call him The Secretary of War, right?
It's not a title. It's not a real thing!
It's not a title. It's not a real thing!
Hoping Bigfoot comes out of retirement and destroys his Arch Nemesis, Stephen Miller.
Imagine seeing that! Miller crying and pissing himself as Bigfoot drags him out of his coffin and into the sunlight to burn.
Imagine seeing that! Miller crying and pissing himself as Bigfoot drags him out of his coffin and into the sunlight to burn.
November 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Hoping Bigfoot comes out of retirement and destroys his Arch Nemesis, Stephen Miller.
Imagine seeing that! Miller crying and pissing himself as Bigfoot drags him out of his coffin and into the sunlight to burn.
Imagine seeing that! Miller crying and pissing himself as Bigfoot drags him out of his coffin and into the sunlight to burn.
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My daughter is 14, apparently the maga ghouls think she’s fair game in a year.
I think if a bunch of predatory 40 years olds start taking an interest I’ll start digging holes in some fairly remote spots.
I think if a bunch of predatory 40 years olds start taking an interest I’ll start digging holes in some fairly remote spots.
November 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
My daughter is 14, apparently the maga ghouls think she’s fair game in a year.
I think if a bunch of predatory 40 years olds start taking an interest I’ll start digging holes in some fairly remote spots.
I think if a bunch of predatory 40 years olds start taking an interest I’ll start digging holes in some fairly remote spots.
This year we are driving through the neighborhood and I am letting the hatchlings pick out which houses I will steal Amazon packages from for their presents.
Porch Pirating for Christmas is going to be our new tradition.
Porch Pirating for Christmas is going to be our new tradition.
November 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
This year we are driving through the neighborhood and I am letting the hatchlings pick out which houses I will steal Amazon packages from for their presents.
Porch Pirating for Christmas is going to be our new tradition.
Porch Pirating for Christmas is going to be our new tradition.
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John Fetterman hospitalized after feeling light-headed, plugging the spaghetti he was eating into a wall outlet, then catching his hoodie on a ceiling fan and being spun around the room before landing on his face.
November 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
John Fetterman hospitalized after feeling light-headed, plugging the spaghetti he was eating into a wall outlet, then catching his hoodie on a ceiling fan and being spun around the room before landing on his face.
No Christmas music is allowed in my house until after Thanksgiving.
The same goes for Christmas Movies.
None till after Thanksgiving and Then None till after "Die Hard" is watched.
Black Friday is always "Die Hard" day for me and the hatchlings
The same goes for Christmas Movies.
None till after Thanksgiving and Then None till after "Die Hard" is watched.
Black Friday is always "Die Hard" day for me and the hatchlings
November 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
No Christmas music is allowed in my house until after Thanksgiving.
The same goes for Christmas Movies.
None till after Thanksgiving and Then None till after "Die Hard" is watched.
Black Friday is always "Die Hard" day for me and the hatchlings
The same goes for Christmas Movies.
None till after Thanksgiving and Then None till after "Die Hard" is watched.
Black Friday is always "Die Hard" day for me and the hatchlings
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Looks like the grim reaper fired a shot across Fetterman's Bow today
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Looks like the grim reaper fired a shot across Fetterman's Bow today
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LBC discussing Shakespeare being taught in schools reminds me of when we did Macbeth in High School English.
As part of the study for it, they took us down to a local theatre, with several other school groups, to see a matinee performance of it.
Around 300 schoolkids of varying ages 12-16...
As part of the study for it, they took us down to a local theatre, with several other school groups, to see a matinee performance of it.
Around 300 schoolkids of varying ages 12-16...
November 13, 2025 at 9:50 AM
LBC discussing Shakespeare being taught in schools reminds me of when we did Macbeth in High School English.
As part of the study for it, they took us down to a local theatre, with several other school groups, to see a matinee performance of it.
Around 300 schoolkids of varying ages 12-16...
As part of the study for it, they took us down to a local theatre, with several other school groups, to see a matinee performance of it.
Around 300 schoolkids of varying ages 12-16...
I'm at a moral crossroads...
That red bull has been in the break room fridge for 2 weeks.
There is a better than 0% chance it's one i forgot about...
But if it isn't, they are going to know who boofed it in the restroom
That red bull has been in the break room fridge for 2 weeks.
There is a better than 0% chance it's one i forgot about...
But if it isn't, they are going to know who boofed it in the restroom
November 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I'm at a moral crossroads...
That red bull has been in the break room fridge for 2 weeks.
There is a better than 0% chance it's one i forgot about...
But if it isn't, they are going to know who boofed it in the restroom
That red bull has been in the break room fridge for 2 weeks.
There is a better than 0% chance it's one i forgot about...
But if it isn't, they are going to know who boofed it in the restroom
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Your only possible response, when confronted with someone saying this, is to wait for them to finish, firmly state “What the actual fuck is wrong with you?” and leave the interview immediately.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Your only possible response, when confronted with someone saying this, is to wait for them to finish, firmly state “What the actual fuck is wrong with you?” and leave the interview immediately.
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coffee at 2pm won't affect your sleep adversely if you are pure of heart and spirit
November 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
coffee at 2pm won't affect your sleep adversely if you are pure of heart and spirit
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At the Texas Book Festival I was asked what would happen if all 8 billion people on the planet were replaced by clones of me, and I noted that meant there would be 8 billion people who couldn't do math but could generate snarky quips, which meant we would all be dead of sarcasm in under two weeks.
November 13, 2025 at 11:57 AM
At the Texas Book Festival I was asked what would happen if all 8 billion people on the planet were replaced by clones of me, and I noted that meant there would be 8 billion people who couldn't do math but could generate snarky quips, which meant we would all be dead of sarcasm in under two weeks.
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Today I'm glad I'm not rich enough to feel absolutely invulnerable when I put things into an email
November 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Today I'm glad I'm not rich enough to feel absolutely invulnerable when I put things into an email
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Texans who get insurance from healthcare.gov can now see how much their plan will cost in 2026.
Prices are higher for MILLIONS because Republicans are getting rid of critical tax credits.
I asked Texans to share what this would mean for their family. ⬇️
Prices are higher for MILLIONS because Republicans are getting rid of critical tax credits.
I asked Texans to share what this would mean for their family. ⬇️
November 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Texans who get insurance from healthcare.gov can now see how much their plan will cost in 2026.
Prices are higher for MILLIONS because Republicans are getting rid of critical tax credits.
I asked Texans to share what this would mean for their family. ⬇️
Prices are higher for MILLIONS because Republicans are getting rid of critical tax credits.
I asked Texans to share what this would mean for their family. ⬇️
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Another update on my legal suit - the lawyer who got fined $2k for using AI to cite nonexistent cases has now removed himself from the case. Farewell, sweet prince. We’ll see how his replacement does.
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Another update on my legal suit - the lawyer who got fined $2k for using AI to cite nonexistent cases has now removed himself from the case. Farewell, sweet prince. We’ll see how his replacement does.
Normally it's late morning oatmeal time.
Not today.
Today it is "Fuck you cancer bowels!"
I am going to regret this
Not today.
Today it is "Fuck you cancer bowels!"
I am going to regret this
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Normally it's late morning oatmeal time.
Not today.
Today it is "Fuck you cancer bowels!"
I am going to regret this
Not today.
Today it is "Fuck you cancer bowels!"
I am going to regret this
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This works especially well during the holiday season.
November 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
This works especially well during the holiday season.
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BREAKING: Pope Leo has been arrested by the FBI for using his influence to fix football games in favour of the Bears
November 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
BREAKING: Pope Leo has been arrested by the FBI for using his influence to fix football games in favour of the Bears
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A big idea that commercials tried to give to me growing up was that there were brands of gum with so much flavor that if my grandpa ate it he would just die
November 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
A big idea that commercials tried to give to me growing up was that there were brands of gum with so much flavor that if my grandpa ate it he would just die
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We live in hell
NEW: Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, and tell local cops whether to contact ICE about the person, while also removing apps designed to warn communities about ICE officials.
“Google wanted to ‘not be evil’ back in the day. Well, they're evil now."
“Google wanted to ‘not be evil’ back in the day. Well, they're evil now."
Google Has Chosen a Side in Trump's Mass Deportation Effort
Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, while simultaneously removing apps that report the location of ICE officials because Google sees ICE as a vulnerable gr...
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November 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
We live in hell
Which brings me to something else...
Cup of coffee #2.
More caffeine, less workplace violence
Cup of coffee #2.
More caffeine, less workplace violence
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Which brings me to something else...
Cup of coffee #2.
More caffeine, less workplace violence
Cup of coffee #2.
More caffeine, less workplace violence
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In my life I’ve lost Blockbuster, Pluto and now the penny. This is too much.
November 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
In my life I’ve lost Blockbuster, Pluto and now the penny. This is too much.