Gordon
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‘And the charity you are playing for?’
‘The Alexander Armstrong school fees fund.’
‘The Alexander Armstrong school fees fund.’
March 7, 2025 at 11:11 AM
‘And the charity you are playing for?’
‘The Alexander Armstrong school fees fund.’
‘The Alexander Armstrong school fees fund.’
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This isn’t Sean Dyche’s first rodeo
January 26, 2025 at 9:46 AM
This isn’t Sean Dyche’s first rodeo
Freudian slip from the BBC sport app?
January 24, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Freudian slip from the BBC sport app?
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The Billionaire son of an apartheid-era Diamond mine owner giving a Roman salute?
I did Nazi that coming.
I did Nazi that coming.
January 21, 2025 at 11:45 AM
The Billionaire son of an apartheid-era Diamond mine owner giving a Roman salute?
I did Nazi that coming.
I did Nazi that coming.
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Great letter in today's Guardian. What sort of free speech is prevented by factchecking, Zuck?
January 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Great letter in today's Guardian. What sort of free speech is prevented by factchecking, Zuck?
That bang on the knee for Botman gave me the feeling in my stomach that I usually reserve for when Nick Pope gets the ball played to his feet. #nufc
January 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
That bang on the knee for Botman gave me the feeling in my stomach that I usually reserve for when Nick Pope gets the ball played to his feet. #nufc
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Top Adrian Chiles Columns of 2024:
I’ve given up wild swimming. So why does my Volvo smell like mince?
Should I tell the postman he has halitosis? My first wife wouldn’t let me wear shorts.
I buried my father with my bare hands. It’s time we stopped talking about glamping. 1/3
I’ve given up wild swimming. So why does my Volvo smell like mince?
Should I tell the postman he has halitosis? My first wife wouldn’t let me wear shorts.
I buried my father with my bare hands. It’s time we stopped talking about glamping. 1/3
December 29, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Top Adrian Chiles Columns of 2024:
I’ve given up wild swimming. So why does my Volvo smell like mince?
Should I tell the postman he has halitosis? My first wife wouldn’t let me wear shorts.
I buried my father with my bare hands. It’s time we stopped talking about glamping. 1/3
I’ve given up wild swimming. So why does my Volvo smell like mince?
Should I tell the postman he has halitosis? My first wife wouldn’t let me wear shorts.
I buried my father with my bare hands. It’s time we stopped talking about glamping. 1/3
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In a world full of Elon Musk wannabes, be a Matt Damon.
December 22, 2024 at 4:56 PM
In a world full of Elon Musk wannabes, be a Matt Damon.
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I'm seeing more screenshots of posts from X than I am actual posts here this morning 🙄 My dears, we left X. Can we not bring it over here, please?
December 20, 2024 at 8:31 AM
I'm seeing more screenshots of posts from X than I am actual posts here this morning 🙄 My dears, we left X. Can we not bring it over here, please?
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I'm sorry - are we just allowed to set up companies that aren't legally affordable? What are you? Thames Water? If you can't pay for what you use, you don't get to use it. You get to make money off the back of the work of people whom you don't pay? Get absolutely fucked. Go disrupt your own anus.
OpenAI is begging the British Parliament to allow it to use copyrighted works because it's supposedly "impossible" for the company to train its artificial intelligence models — and continue growing its multi-billion-dollar business — without them. futurism.com/the-byte/ope...
OpenAI Pleads That It Can’t Make Money Without Using Copyrighted Materials for Free
OpenAI is begging Parliament to allow it to use copyrighted works because it's "impossible" for the company to make money without them.
futurism.com
December 19, 2024 at 1:51 PM
I'm sorry - are we just allowed to set up companies that aren't legally affordable? What are you? Thames Water? If you can't pay for what you use, you don't get to use it. You get to make money off the back of the work of people whom you don't pay? Get absolutely fucked. Go disrupt your own anus.
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To the people scooping up sackfuls of shitty & unhelpful arguments from other place & dragging them over here so you can point at them…
Yes.
I know you want to be seen to have been on the right side of the culture wars.
But still.
Leave that stuff where it was.
Let it die there.
Yes.
I know you want to be seen to have been on the right side of the culture wars.
But still.
Leave that stuff where it was.
Let it die there.
December 16, 2024 at 10:43 PM
To the people scooping up sackfuls of shitty & unhelpful arguments from other place & dragging them over here so you can point at them…
Yes.
I know you want to be seen to have been on the right side of the culture wars.
But still.
Leave that stuff where it was.
Let it die there.
Yes.
I know you want to be seen to have been on the right side of the culture wars.
But still.
Leave that stuff where it was.
Let it die there.
I now know it’s officially Christmas because I’ve just woke from an anxiety dream that I had to cook Christmas dinner in someone else’s kitchen. Every year this happens!
December 15, 2024 at 6:46 AM
I now know it’s officially Christmas because I’ve just woke from an anxiety dream that I had to cook Christmas dinner in someone else’s kitchen. Every year this happens!
Cute AF
December 14, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Cute AF
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The Bruce Forsyth Hammer Horror Collection
Nosferatu!
Feratu Nos!
Nosferatu!
Feratu Nos!
December 12, 2024 at 3:00 PM
The Bruce Forsyth Hammer Horror Collection
Nosferatu!
Feratu Nos!
Nosferatu!
Feratu Nos!
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If Labour can have 90s hit "Things Can Only Get Better" as their anthem, it's only fair to let the Tories have "🎵 If it's Badenoch for you, it's Badenoch for me, it's Badenoch for two, it's what I want to see"
December 12, 2024 at 6:27 AM
If Labour can have 90s hit "Things Can Only Get Better" as their anthem, it's only fair to let the Tories have "🎵 If it's Badenoch for you, it's Badenoch for me, it's Badenoch for two, it's what I want to see"
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Benjamin Zephaniah "If you didn't have troublemakers, most women wouldn't have the right to vote, a black person wouldn't be talking to a white person and I'd be back in slavery. We need troublemakers to challenge the establishment. I want to be one of those people"
One year gone, but not forgotten
One year gone, but not forgotten
December 7, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Benjamin Zephaniah "If you didn't have troublemakers, most women wouldn't have the right to vote, a black person wouldn't be talking to a white person and I'd be back in slavery. We need troublemakers to challenge the establishment. I want to be one of those people"
One year gone, but not forgotten
One year gone, but not forgotten
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One hell of a building, Central Arcade. Windows always added so much to it.
November 29, 2024 at 3:54 PM
One hell of a building, Central Arcade. Windows always added so much to it.
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We could go on about how we welcome publishers, we don't demote links, we encourage independent developers to build apps and extensions on top of Bluesky's network.... but instead, we'll show you.
All thanks to the incredible community here! 🦋
All thanks to the incredible community here! 🦋
The Engagement Is Better on Bluesky - Bluesky
Bluesky is the lobby to the open web. Find and build your community here.
bsky.social
November 29, 2024 at 10:30 PM
We could go on about how we welcome publishers, we don't demote links, we encourage independent developers to build apps and extensions on top of Bluesky's network.... but instead, we'll show you.
All thanks to the incredible community here! 🦋
All thanks to the incredible community here! 🦋
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i think its funny Rod Stewart's wife is constantly referred to as 'Rod Stewart's wife' like does she even have a name? do you even get to keep your name when you marry Rod Stewart?
November 29, 2024 at 12:42 PM
i think its funny Rod Stewart's wife is constantly referred to as 'Rod Stewart's wife' like does she even have a name? do you even get to keep your name when you marry Rod Stewart?
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Gregg Wallace resigns from Masterchef under a cloud of suspected misconduct.
But at least he now has more time to be horrible to his family.
But at least he now has more time to be horrible to his family.
November 28, 2024 at 12:58 PM
Gregg Wallace resigns from Masterchef under a cloud of suspected misconduct.
But at least he now has more time to be horrible to his family.
But at least he now has more time to be horrible to his family.
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By the sound of things downstairs my wife and her book club pals sure have drunk a lot of books.
November 27, 2024 at 8:08 PM
By the sound of things downstairs my wife and her book club pals sure have drunk a lot of books.
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My favourite insult
November 28, 2024 at 7:26 AM
My favourite insult
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Once upon a time the Government ran things and they were cheap, effective, available for all, and free from profit.
Now big business runs them and they are expensive, terrible, only for the rich, and only for profit.
We need to take it all back.
Now big business runs them and they are expensive, terrible, only for the rich, and only for profit.
We need to take it all back.
November 27, 2024 at 12:47 PM
Once upon a time the Government ran things and they were cheap, effective, available for all, and free from profit.
Now big business runs them and they are expensive, terrible, only for the rich, and only for profit.
We need to take it all back.
Now big business runs them and they are expensive, terrible, only for the rich, and only for profit.
We need to take it all back.
