Josh
@notsolocalhero.bsky.social
When something is good it’s never gone.
London Adjacent. Newcastle football, Vancouver Hockey, Good food & bad jokes.
Will talk about ⚽️ 🎯 ⛳️ 🏒 🥊 🏈 & 👨🏻🍳
London Adjacent. Newcastle football, Vancouver Hockey, Good food & bad jokes.
Will talk about ⚽️ 🎯 ⛳️ 🏒 🥊 🏈 & 👨🏻🍳
Fuck football. Gonna order Korean food, drink wine and play Skyrim.
January 31, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Fuck football. Gonna order Korean food, drink wine and play Skyrim.
My Hinge openers need work.
January 31, 2026 at 10:23 PM
My Hinge openers need work.
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Don’t worry, I won’t say anything to remotely criticize Eddie Howe, I appreciate it’s not allowed.
January 31, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Don’t worry, I won’t say anything to remotely criticize Eddie Howe, I appreciate it’s not allowed.
We don’t know how to play together in the Premier League.
Let’s not act like a brief period of dominance over a 90 minute game is good enough.
It feels disjointed and blunt in domestic matches. Has done for ages.
Let’s not act like a brief period of dominance over a 90 minute game is good enough.
It feels disjointed and blunt in domestic matches. Has done for ages.
January 31, 2026 at 9:55 PM
We don’t know how to play together in the Premier League.
Let’s not act like a brief period of dominance over a 90 minute game is good enough.
It feels disjointed and blunt in domestic matches. Has done for ages.
Let’s not act like a brief period of dominance over a 90 minute game is good enough.
It feels disjointed and blunt in domestic matches. Has done for ages.
It’s so easy to hate this Liverpool side.
January 31, 2026 at 9:50 PM
It’s so easy to hate this Liverpool side.
My patience is tested to its end every few days with this team this season.
January 31, 2026 at 8:46 PM
My patience is tested to its end every few days with this team this season.
Ah yes. Normality resumes…
January 31, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Ah yes. Normality resumes…
Shut up Josh, you stupid idiot.
It won’t be the case, but Harvey Barns should start at centre forward imo.
Far better finisher than Gordon.
Hope I’m proven wrong though.
Far better finisher than Gordon.
Hope I’m proven wrong though.
January 31, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Shut up Josh, you stupid idiot.
I yearn for a Sandro Tonali goal.
It’s been ages 😔
It’s been ages 😔
January 31, 2026 at 8:31 PM
I yearn for a Sandro Tonali goal.
It’s been ages 😔
It’s been ages 😔
Love that freekick routine.
January 31, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Love that freekick routine.
Gordon needs to calm down.
Seen this kind of stupidity from him before.
Seen this kind of stupidity from him before.
January 31, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Gordon needs to calm down.
Seen this kind of stupidity from him before.
Seen this kind of stupidity from him before.
Hope McAllister survives that brutal attack.
January 31, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Hope McAllister survives that brutal attack.
What a joke.
Hard to believe that not one single NUFC representative was available.
Hard to believe that not one single NUFC representative was available.
TNT with its completely unbiased pre match coverage with Steven Gerrard, Joe Cole & Steve McManaman.
#NUFC
#NUFC
January 31, 2026 at 8:04 PM
What a joke.
Hard to believe that not one single NUFC representative was available.
Hard to believe that not one single NUFC representative was available.
It won’t be the case, but Harvey Barns should start at centre forward imo.
Far better finisher than Gordon.
Hope I’m proven wrong though.
Far better finisher than Gordon.
Hope I’m proven wrong though.
January 31, 2026 at 7:00 PM
It won’t be the case, but Harvey Barns should start at centre forward imo.
Far better finisher than Gordon.
Hope I’m proven wrong though.
Far better finisher than Gordon.
Hope I’m proven wrong though.
I read the lineup wrong. Not as enthused anymore.
I’ve had too many wines.
I’ve had too many wines.
January 31, 2026 at 6:54 PM
I read the lineup wrong. Not as enthused anymore.
I’ve had too many wines.
I’ve had too many wines.
The poorly advised & delusional hope of a result away at Liverpool, despite all evidence pointing to the contrary, is growing.
I am very aware that I am likely to be disappointed come 10pm.
I am very aware that I am likely to be disappointed come 10pm.
January 31, 2026 at 6:13 PM
The poorly advised & delusional hope of a result away at Liverpool, despite all evidence pointing to the contrary, is growing.
I am very aware that I am likely to be disappointed come 10pm.
I am very aware that I am likely to be disappointed come 10pm.
Summerville is on fire right now.
West Ham’s resurgence is impressive.
West Ham’s resurgence is impressive.
January 31, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Summerville is on fire right now.
West Ham’s resurgence is impressive.
West Ham’s resurgence is impressive.
Forest signing Frattesi.
Serie A is cooked. Such a shame really.
They have no business taking players from Inter if we’re being honest.
Serie A is cooked. Such a shame really.
They have no business taking players from Inter if we’re being honest.
January 30, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Forest signing Frattesi.
Serie A is cooked. Such a shame really.
They have no business taking players from Inter if we’re being honest.
Serie A is cooked. Such a shame really.
They have no business taking players from Inter if we’re being honest.
Statue.
ON THIS DAY 2022: Newcastle United sign Brazilian midfielder Bruno Guimarães from Lyon for a reported £35m
January 30, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Statue.
BentaNoThanks
It's leaking. That's it. Got it sent before Xmas. #nufc
January 30, 2026 at 3:50 PM
BentaNoThanks
If we all chip in I reckon we can split a beer between us in Monaco.
January 28, 2026 at 10:31 PM
If we all chip in I reckon we can split a beer between us in Monaco.
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if you don't watch football but love A Moment, this is the goal that benfica needed to finish ahead of marseille and claim the last playoff spot
January 28, 2026 at 10:14 PM
if you don't watch football but love A Moment, this is the goal that benfica needed to finish ahead of marseille and claim the last playoff spot
Bodo/Glimt getting the win away at Atletico Madrid to qualify for the next round, is an incredible story.
January 28, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Bodo/Glimt getting the win away at Atletico Madrid to qualify for the next round, is an incredible story.