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Josh
@notsolocalhero.bsky.social
When something is good it’s never gone.

London Adjacent. Newcastle football, Vancouver Hockey, Good food & bad jokes.

Will talk about ⚽️ 🎯 ⛳️ 🏒 🥊 🏈 & 👨🏻‍🍳
When Trump invites someone to the White House, do we think the invitees ever say “No thanks. you rape children” And then turn him down?

The sycophants that surround people in power are almost as disgusting as the people themselves.

How successful do you have to be before you trade off your morals?
November 19, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Monday night scran.

Buttery mash, Roasted Pork Belly, Red wine & Onion gravy.
November 17, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Combination of Sunday night boredom and elation at winning last nights FIFA tournament.

I need a hobby 😂
November 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Man of my word. Knew I’d win it.

Cruised it.

Gonna drink all sorts out of this for the next year until I retain it.
November 16, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Learning that North American sports fans take losses better because teams all play 70+ games.

In football (English) each loss feels defining. Which is why I react like an ignorant scumbag.

That won’t ever change. Tribalism is important.

Fuck Carolina. Hot places shouldn’t be allowed hockey teams.
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Fuck off Carolina. Your team is named after a regularly occurring natural disaster that destroys your homes annually.

Twats.

#Canucks
November 15, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I am a firm believer that if it goes beyond OT2, that both coaches should meet in the middle of the ice for a scrap. Winner takes all.

#NHL #Canucks
November 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
This is going to OT isn’t it? #Canucks
November 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Having Evander Kane on your team unfortunately feels a bit like watching Donald Trump’s step-son play Ice Hockey. #Canucks
November 15, 2025 at 2:10 AM
4 goals in a matter of minutes in the 1st, and then 1 since then.

I am still early in my journey to understanding this sport, apparently.

#Canucks
November 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Pissed off because the totally legal no questions asked stream that I am using to “watch” the Canucks has decided to show some weird Sports card collecting show for the last 25 minutes.

I’m missing everything. Damn this entirely legal and not questionable whatsoever streaming service to hell.
November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Very happy that I bet over 6.5 goals on this game.

#Canucks
November 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Hahaha. Petey 😂

We’ll take it.

#Canucks
November 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Tomorrow it’s my pals birthday and as such, the 11th annual FIFA & Beer pong tournament extravaganza.

I’ve won the beer pong part 3 years on the bounce, but THIS is the year I take the FIFA section as well, and therefore get my hands on the trophy + £100 cash prize.

Mark my words.
November 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
This Elliot Anderson section in the build up to the England match is pissing me off.

Fuck PSR.
November 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Can’t wait for pod on the Tyne to tell us that they lads gave it their all and just didn’t get the result.
November 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Yeah well done Eddie. Leave Burn on the pitch. That is on you.
November 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Giving subs 20 minutes or less to impact the game. Why?

What is Howe seeing in this performance that makes him think it’s alright to leave it as it is?

Asking to lose.
November 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Any chance of a sub?
November 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
😒
November 9, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Dan Burn can not do long throws. Not sure why we bother with them.
November 9, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I’ve never understood punching vs catching for a goalkeeper.

If you’re close enough to punch it, you’re close enough to catch it.

Always hated it.
November 9, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Fucking hell, this is exciting.
Fucking hell, this is a borefest.
November 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Fucking hell, this is a borefest.
November 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Not sure about that rendition of the last post, mind 😂
November 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM