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Josh
@notsolocalhero.bsky.social
When something is good it’s never gone.

London Adjacent. Newcastle football, Vancouver Hockey, Good food & bad jokes.

Will talk about ⚽️ 🎯 ⛳️ 🏒 🥊 🏈 & 👨🏻‍🍳
Should be after 10. Fights always start late.
November 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Yeah normally 50% of the group are passed out from drinking by 2. And the rest are yapping in the corner of the kitchen 😂

The game often ends up as secondary to everything else going on, especially after the half time show (which nobody watches).
November 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Me and the pals take a Monday off work every year and do a Super Bowl party.

Spend hundreds on food, beers, wheel out the beer pong table, all stick a bet or two on.

Even used to play as a slot receiver for the Berkshire Renegades 😂

I know the game well.
November 15, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Yeah I watch a lot of NFL. Have done since around 2010. A lot of merit to the draft system, but also the worst thing about it is that awful teams will tank seasons to secure an early pick.

It’s fantastic background noise for 3 hours on a Sunday evening whilst you cook a roast and get pissed, though
November 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Cuck behaviour to name your team after your worst enemy.

Imagine being bullied by the wind.
November 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
2:45am in the UK.

Worth every minute of lost sleep if we win.
November 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Not even a royalist. But I’ll do anything to get some laughs.
November 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I was seeing a girl from Vancouver for a while. And when I went to visit her I took 5x printed & framed pictures of King Charles in my suitcase and hung them in her house when she went out to work.

When she got back I told her that I was sent by the crown.

Probably the best prank I’ve ever done.
November 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Thank you for this very legal suggestion. Can’t wait to pay my taxes now.
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Yeah. It seems very promising (and legal)
November 15, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Holy shit….
November 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Oh aye. Same here.
November 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I find it weird how their team is named after a thing that destroys their homes every few years.

It’s like if the New Orleans Saints were called the New Orleans Tsunami
November 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
(It’s because I bet on over 6.5 in regular time)

Sorry everyone.
November 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM