Josh
@notsolocalhero.bsky.social
When something is good it’s never gone.
London Adjacent. Newcastle football, Vancouver Hockey, Good food & bad jokes.
Will talk about ⚽️ 🎯 ⛳️ 🏒 🥊 🏈 & 👨🏻🍳
London Adjacent. Newcastle football, Vancouver Hockey, Good food & bad jokes.
Will talk about ⚽️ 🎯 ⛳️ 🏒 🥊 🏈 & 👨🏻🍳
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My attendance record in the European Parliament was the 4th worst out of 751 MEPs, yet I managed to turn up to vote AGAINST plans to tackle Russian misinformation.
Thankfully this is of no interest to the media.
Thankfully this is of no interest to the media.
November 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
My attendance record in the European Parliament was the 4th worst out of 751 MEPs, yet I managed to turn up to vote AGAINST plans to tackle Russian misinformation.
Thankfully this is of no interest to the media.
Thankfully this is of no interest to the media.
Could’ve done without that Everton win. But Man U continuing to be hilarious is always welcome.
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Could’ve done without that Everton win. But Man U continuing to be hilarious is always welcome.
Dyer vs Bowyer 2.0! 😂
November 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Dyer vs Bowyer 2.0! 😂
Could hear a pin drop in the arena.
Yes it’s good that the big fights get made, but fuck me, it’s an absolute drain.
Boxing and Darts in England do it so much better.
#RiyadhSeason
Yes it’s good that the big fights get made, but fuck me, it’s an absolute drain.
Boxing and Darts in England do it so much better.
#RiyadhSeason
November 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Could hear a pin drop in the arena.
Yes it’s good that the big fights get made, but fuck me, it’s an absolute drain.
Boxing and Darts in England do it so much better.
#RiyadhSeason
Yes it’s good that the big fights get made, but fuck me, it’s an absolute drain.
Boxing and Darts in England do it so much better.
#RiyadhSeason
Would love to see Yarde do it, but this is a Benavidez KO in rounds 8 or 9 I reckon. #RitadhSeason.
November 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Would love to see Yarde do it, but this is a Benavidez KO in rounds 8 or 9 I reckon. #RitadhSeason.
God. The Saudi boxing atmosphere is so shite. Sounds like a snooker match.
#RiyadhSeason
#RiyadhSeason
November 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
God. The Saudi boxing atmosphere is so shite. Sounds like a snooker match.
#RiyadhSeason
#RiyadhSeason
Another Haney snooze fest.
Problem is with all of these fighters who idolised Floyd Jr, is that they aren’t as good as he was. So when they try to emulate his style, it ends up boring.
Watching Floyd was like watching an artist work, and it was fun. These guys make cheap replicas. #RiyadhSeason
Problem is with all of these fighters who idolised Floyd Jr, is that they aren’t as good as he was. So when they try to emulate his style, it ends up boring.
Watching Floyd was like watching an artist work, and it was fun. These guys make cheap replicas. #RiyadhSeason
November 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Another Haney snooze fest.
Problem is with all of these fighters who idolised Floyd Jr, is that they aren’t as good as he was. So when they try to emulate his style, it ends up boring.
Watching Floyd was like watching an artist work, and it was fun. These guys make cheap replicas. #RiyadhSeason
Problem is with all of these fighters who idolised Floyd Jr, is that they aren’t as good as he was. So when they try to emulate his style, it ends up boring.
Watching Floyd was like watching an artist work, and it was fun. These guys make cheap replicas. #RiyadhSeason
My favourite thing about Lewis Hall is that he’s so good at football, but he looks like a cheeky little toddler.
November 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
My favourite thing about Lewis Hall is that he’s so good at football, but he looks like a cheeky little toddler.
Are we approaching a conversation about Harvey Barnes being a better signing than Gordon?
The stats say… maybe.
👀
The stats say… maybe.
👀
November 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Are we approaching a conversation about Harvey Barnes being a better signing than Gordon?
The stats say… maybe.
👀
The stats say… maybe.
👀
My love is selfishly, unreasonably and yet entirely based on whether he goes to AFCON after returning from injury.
November 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
My love is selfishly, unreasonably and yet entirely based on whether he goes to AFCON after returning from injury.
Harvey Barnes suddenly deciding he’s Scottish just after they qualify for the World Cup is doing wonders for the Toon.
November 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Harvey Barnes suddenly deciding he’s Scottish just after they qualify for the World Cup is doing wonders for the Toon.
Me and my brother discussing Erling Haaland.
November 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Me and my brother discussing Erling Haaland.
Newcastle win, mackem loss, Liverpool loss, Isak turning in a 6.0 before getting hooked.
What a Saturday.
What a Saturday.
November 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Newcastle win, mackem loss, Liverpool loss, Isak turning in a 6.0 before getting hooked.
What a Saturday.
What a Saturday.
Thiaw for 35 million is hilarious.
To think that he almost joined Como for 25…
What were Milan thinking?
He has every physical attribute for this league, and the question marks over his mental flaws have been answered emphatically.
What a player.
To think that he almost joined Como for 25…
What were Milan thinking?
He has every physical attribute for this league, and the question marks over his mental flaws have been answered emphatically.
What a player.
November 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Thiaw for 35 million is hilarious.
To think that he almost joined Como for 25…
What were Milan thinking?
He has every physical attribute for this league, and the question marks over his mental flaws have been answered emphatically.
What a player.
To think that he almost joined Como for 25…
What were Milan thinking?
He has every physical attribute for this league, and the question marks over his mental flaws have been answered emphatically.
What a player.
Thiaw, Bruno, Barnes, Hall, Tonali.
Everyone tbh.
THAT is this teams mentality.
Now let’s do that again. Against every team. Not just the best ones.
Everyone tbh.
THAT is this teams mentality.
Now let’s do that again. Against every team. Not just the best ones.
November 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Thiaw, Bruno, Barnes, Hall, Tonali.
Everyone tbh.
THAT is this teams mentality.
Now let’s do that again. Against every team. Not just the best ones.
Everyone tbh.
THAT is this teams mentality.
Now let’s do that again. Against every team. Not just the best ones.
YES. YES YES YES YES.
November 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
YES. YES YES YES YES.
Elanga does my head in.
Take it to the corner. Don’t try to skin three city defenders.
Brainless.
Take it to the corner. Don’t try to skin three city defenders.
Brainless.
November 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Elanga does my head in.
Take it to the corner. Don’t try to skin three city defenders.
Brainless.
Take it to the corner. Don’t try to skin three city defenders.
Brainless.
Where has 8 minutes come from then? 😂
Give it a rest.
Give it a rest.
November 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Where has 8 minutes come from then? 😂
Give it a rest.
Give it a rest.
Might go for a walk without my phone and come back in 10 minutes.
Not sure I’ve got the minerals for this.
Not sure I’ve got the minerals for this.
November 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Might go for a walk without my phone and come back in 10 minutes.
Not sure I’ve got the minerals for this.
Not sure I’ve got the minerals for this.
Pooing my pants here.
Every minute feels like a microwave minute.
Every minute feels like a microwave minute.
November 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Pooing my pants here.
Every minute feels like a microwave minute.
Every minute feels like a microwave minute.
Bring Ramsdale on and play two keepers.
November 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Bring Ramsdale on and play two keepers.
“Oscar Bobb”
Grow up.
Grow up.
November 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
“Oscar Bobb”
Grow up.
Grow up.
Please now calm for a moment, lads.
No nonsense.
No nonsense.
November 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Please now calm for a moment, lads.
No nonsense.
No nonsense.