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Poor little timid furry man
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Toucans… just look at em
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IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.
November 12, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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I believe that emails are trying to tell us something
July 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Vile slander! She slept on the bed with me most of the night and hardly did any screaming
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 AM
They should let me lock my acct so that I can show you all my new jumper
November 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
The cat is upstairs sleeping, conserving her strength for a long night of keeping me awake
November 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
This is what I’m thinking of when we have 2 minutes silence out of respect for the victims of armed conflicts ✊😔
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Catsitting at my friend’s house, which means it’s time for the ultimate luxury: leaving the dishes until tomorrow
November 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Happy birthday to Sesame Street, which began exactly 56 years ago on the NET network. Possibly the most important programme ever created by American television.

Such trippy pre-titles. It really is a product of the late sixties.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPMA...
Sesame Street: Episode 0001 (HD) (1969)
YouTube video by Treble Gnocchi
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Yes… ha ha ha… yes!!
November 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Had a great time at the wedding because I danced for 4 hours. Cheers
November 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I can be your angle….or yuor devil
November 8, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Woke has gone too far this time
November 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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Vegans are always swarming around me going ‘are you going to use that aqua faba? because that’s eggs to me’ and I have to shoo them away and say yes yes I’m going to drink it later
November 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Mate I’m already fraught… please stop freaching me
November 6, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.

A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Opinion: t’was better when the council put on a huge free fireworks display on 5/11 bcos people went to it and then it was done and you didn’t have several cunts setting off fireworks at 1 a bleeding clock in the morn
November 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
If I had a time machine I’d go back to when shoes cost £30 and just buy loads of pairs. Why the hell do shoes cost more than £30 these days
November 4, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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ok i think that's all of them
November 4, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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It’s about time they started following the rules like the rest of us
November 4, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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November 3, 2025 at 3:38 PM