Laine (all pronouns) 💦🥩
@goolaini.bsky.social
I like my starbucks dumb, my steaks sloppy, and my comedy absurd. I cheer at movie explosions.
AuDHD - queer - 41
Pay pig to Lilith and Bea (senior kittens)
AuDHD - queer - 41
Pay pig to Lilith and Bea (senior kittens)
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Ok, it's Egg Day so let's crack this one open.
I ain't cis. I don't quite know where things fall beyond that, currently playing with the label "agender gender fluid", tho it doesn't quite feel right. "Neuroqueer" is a label I like, but it feels more like a description of my brain than my gender.
I ain't cis. I don't quite know where things fall beyond that, currently playing with the label "agender gender fluid", tho it doesn't quite feel right. "Neuroqueer" is a label I like, but it feels more like a description of my brain than my gender.
Yesterday he called me his girlfriend (I'm not sure if he realized it), and on Friday he's meeting a family member
Lol
But no, he's not my boyfriend 😂
Lol
But no, he's not my boyfriend 😂
He just called me "to talk". Chat, this is not situationship behaviour
Situationship called me "delightfully perverted and depraved" and it's one of the best compliments I've gotten in a while
January 14, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Yesterday he called me his girlfriend (I'm not sure if he realized it), and on Friday he's meeting a family member
Lol
But no, he's not my boyfriend 😂
Lol
But no, he's not my boyfriend 😂
It's not fair when hot people on dating apps have bad taste in music or live too far away.
"Daaaamn he's fine! 🥵 But he lives 2 hours away 😖"
"Oooh baby! But he likes John Mayer"
"Daaaamn he's fine! 🥵 But he lives 2 hours away 😖"
"Oooh baby! But he likes John Mayer"
January 14, 2026 at 4:30 AM
It's not fair when hot people on dating apps have bad taste in music or live too far away.
"Daaaamn he's fine! 🥵 But he lives 2 hours away 😖"
"Oooh baby! But he likes John Mayer"
"Daaaamn he's fine! 🥵 But he lives 2 hours away 😖"
"Oooh baby! But he likes John Mayer"
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straight man: "lesbians just haven't got good dick. i could make them straight"
me:
me:
January 14, 2026 at 2:40 AM
straight man: "lesbians just haven't got good dick. i could make them straight"
me:
me:
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The nothing knower
January 12, 2026 at 3:33 PM
The nothing knower
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yeah cops need more training. forklift certification, so they can get a real job
January 13, 2026 at 12:11 AM
yeah cops need more training. forklift certification, so they can get a real job
One thing I know with 100% certainty
Tina Belcher would *love* Hudson Williams
Tina Belcher would *love* Hudson Williams
January 12, 2026 at 7:41 PM
One thing I know with 100% certainty
Tina Belcher would *love* Hudson Williams
Tina Belcher would *love* Hudson Williams
Knuckle tats that say "boo thang", but like, they look like
BOOT HANG
BOOT HANG
January 10, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Knuckle tats that say "boo thang", but like, they look like
BOOT HANG
BOOT HANG
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“leaving twitter helps no one” it helped me have a better time online
January 10, 2026 at 4:44 PM
“leaving twitter helps no one” it helped me have a better time online
Pissing in a cup is a humbling experience when you have a cunt
January 9, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Pissing in a cup is a humbling experience when you have a cunt
Dude's opening line on the dating app was to send me this YouTube link
I've never felt *so seen* so quickly
youtu.be/tyrowWnlNnQ
I've never felt *so seen* so quickly
youtu.be/tyrowWnlNnQ
Billy Ocean - Loverboy (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by BillyOceanVEVO
youtu.be
January 9, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Dude's opening line on the dating app was to send me this YouTube link
I've never felt *so seen* so quickly
youtu.be/tyrowWnlNnQ
I've never felt *so seen* so quickly
youtu.be/tyrowWnlNnQ
Hey, that's me!
Picture this: a lady with big ol knockers in overalls
January 9, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Hey, that's me!
Someone take me on a proper date, please.
January 9, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Someone take me on a proper date, please.
Plans 3 days in a row to hang with some of my favourite peoples!
January 8, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Plans 3 days in a row to hang with some of my favourite peoples!
You're not a true stoner until you do home repair while stoned
January 8, 2026 at 2:59 AM
You're not a true stoner until you do home repair while stoned
I wanna skeet a banger, but I don't want to get bullied by a fandom
January 8, 2026 at 1:44 AM
I wanna skeet a banger, but I don't want to get bullied by a fandom
"Shadows" S01 E06 of X-Files is objectively terrible. I hadn't realized how bad 😩
January 8, 2026 at 12:22 AM
"Shadows" S01 E06 of X-Files is objectively terrible. I hadn't realized how bad 😩
It's not even 7 pm and I'm so fucking high 🤣
January 7, 2026 at 11:43 PM
It's not even 7 pm and I'm so fucking high 🤣
Wine Gretzky
Fucking dying of laughter at the thrift store
January 7, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Wine Gretzky
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Fucking dying of laughter at the thrift store
January 7, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Fucking dying of laughter at the thrift store
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knuckle tattoo idea:
DRPE PPER
DRPE PPER
January 7, 2026 at 5:49 PM
knuckle tattoo idea:
DRPE PPER
DRPE PPER
I should get a hand tattoo
January 7, 2026 at 5:47 PM
I should get a hand tattoo
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Futurama’s original finale was so good that they did it three more times, from what I can tell.
Given that apparently the Stranger Things finale was meh (idk, didn't watch it, just the scuttlebutt) and we're not that far removed from the disastrous GOT finale that retroactively made everyone have never cared about the show:
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
January 7, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Futurama’s original finale was so good that they did it three more times, from what I can tell.