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goolaini.bsky.social
Laine (all pronouns) 💦🥩
@goolaini.bsky.social
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I like my starbucks dumb, my steaks sloppy, and my comedy absurd. I cheer at movie explosions.

AuDHD - queer - 40
Pay pig to Lilith and Bea (senior kittens)
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Happy Ween!
Me, from the chest up, dressed as Elvira
November 1, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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This *should* have been my Halloween costume
Conner O'Malley in the Honk If You're Horny sketch of I Think You Should Leave. He is furiously honking his horn as he drives behind Tim, whose car has a "honk if you're horny" bumper sticker
October 31, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Can't remember the last time my Last 4 was *this* good.

Scream 4 and The Visit were peak entertainment.
Prince of Darkness soundtrack and effects are incredible.
Groundhog Day was the most unbelievable, because Bill Murray getting the ladies

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched #Letterboxd
The Visit, 5 stars. Scream 4, 5 stars. Prince of Darkness, 4 stars. Groundhog Day, 3.5 stars.
October 24, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Matilda confirmed (assuming school busses count)
Scene from Matilda, showing Matilda getting off a school bus
October 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Like, I added it to my Letterboxd Top 4
Screenshot of my Favourites on letterboxd Hard Target, Scream 4, Past Lives, Night is Short Walk On Girl
October 19, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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GARBAGE ART
Various packing materials strewn across the floor, with a glue gun, glue stick, and scissors in the frame. In the middle is a long tube made from foam materials that kind of looks like 2 baby carrots attached to each other
October 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Divine
Gouda and flavoured crackers in a bowl
October 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Trying to do Elvira but it's giving Amy Winehouse
Amy Winehouse Elvira
October 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Spiders weren't working as I had hoped, but in the meantime I continue on the webs
A sparkly black 3" octagon with clear and white beads glued on to make a spider web pattern
October 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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More crafting for Halloween...
A spider made from a large clear bead (body), a green iridescent bead (head), and some clear, black, and pearl beads (legs)
September 21, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Making something Very Important for one of my Halloween costumes. Any guesses what this is or what this costume will be?
September 20, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Do you think I scared him off?
him: "my luck is so bad it could be raining vaginas, and I'd look up and still managed to hit in the throat with a dick" Me: "that just sounds like you need a change of perspective. Embrace what the world is throwing at you" Me: "Suck the dick" Me: "(metaphorically or literally)"
August 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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without downloading any new pics where are you at mentally?

(classic)
Conner O'Malley in a sketch from I Think You Should Leave. It is the Honk If Youre Horny sketch. Hes driving a car and frantically honking the horn, following a car that has a bumper sticker that reads "honk if youre horny"
August 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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#Last4Watched #LetterboxdFriday

Absolutely loved Whisper of the Heart. The Kiss was ridiculous fun. So was Domino, but I can never watch that again. Unstoppable was just OK.
Unstoppable, 3.5 stars. The Kiss, 4 stars. Whisper of the Heart, 5 stars. Domino, 4 stars.
August 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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#LetterboxdFriday #Last4Watched

Overall some decent stuff, but fuck Eddington.
Eddington, unrated. Valley Girl, 3.5 stars. Babygirl, 3.5 stars. Deathgasm, 3.5 stars.
July 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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What if i got a chest piece tattoo of Jodorowsky's 2 of Cups tarot card, but instead of the cups it was my titties
Jodorowsky's 2 of Cups tarot card. It is mirror image through the centre, so left and right are virtually the same. The 2 Cups are on either side of something that looks like a vase holding 2 dragons and a flower in the middle. The base of the vase is being held by two angels, the one on the left looks a little more rugged or masculine than the angel on the right.
July 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Oop. Maybe cats too
Titty time! A selfie showing a small tuxedo cat (Lilith) sitting on my chest and my hand holding her up.
July 18, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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Is this email about me and my new friend?
Email from Firehouse Subs Canada with subject reading" "two subs. One summer obsession."
July 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Duality
Me, still with a buzz cut, but the right side is dyed a greenish teal and the left side a bright pink. You can also see some of my cleavage from my 20 lbs titties.
July 8, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Fucking with my hair.
Me, a white person, with a bleach blond buzz cut, dark eyebrows, brown eyes, and a nostril piercing
July 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Sent this to one of my boyfriends and he still went on a date with me after
2 panel screenshot from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Dennis has his Land Rover hatchback ope , hes holding duct tape, zip ties, a video camera and a flashlight. You can see hes talking to Frank and Mac. Hes saying "it's tools! Tools... duct tape, zip ties and gloves... I have to have my tools!!!"
July 6, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Some good stuff lately.

Palm Springs and DEBS absolute gems!

Midsommar has incredible visuals and costuming, but my least favourite story of Aster's films.

Strange Days is a neat concept and stylish as FUCK, but the commentary is way too heavy handed.

#letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched
Palm Springs, 4 stars. D.E.B.S., 4 stars. Midsommar, 3.5 stars. Strange Days, 3.5 stars.
July 4, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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Jealous of this chicken
A photo from a 50 Shades of Grey parody cookbook, on cooking chicken. The photo shows a man firmly pressing a raw chicken onto a cutting board. A photo from a 50 Shades of Grey parody cookbook, on cooking chicken. On the left page is a roasted chicken with a gaping hole in its butt, lemon shoved inside. The left is a story entitled "Spread-Eagle Chicken"
June 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Trinity Taylor meme edited to say "where are the benefits??" instead of "where are the jokes?"
June 20, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Another Friday
Conner omalley in the Honk If Youre Horny sketch from I Think You Should Leave. He is driving a car, looking distressed, and furiously honking the horn.
June 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM