goeffery
@goeff.bsky.social
e.g. Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader.
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THEY’RE CLIMBING THE POLES IN TOKYO GO BIRDS🦅🦅🦅
February 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
THEY’RE CLIMBING THE POLES IN TOKYO GO BIRDS🦅🦅🦅
i learned on the radio the other day the term for when chicks don’t have “sex” so they remain a virgin, but still allow buttstuff:
The Poophole Loophole
The Poophole Loophole
June 16, 2024 at 11:25 AM
i learned on the radio the other day the term for when chicks don’t have “sex” so they remain a virgin, but still allow buttstuff:
The Poophole Loophole
The Poophole Loophole
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If they don’t call the HOV, the “Ride Cher” lane, what’s the point?
April 28, 2024 at 3:16 AM
If they don’t call the HOV, the “Ride Cher” lane, what’s the point?
TIME TO HOP ON THE BANDWAGON
March 30, 2024 at 3:02 AM
TIME TO HOP ON THE BANDWAGON
RIP Bob. College daytimes were better with you around (weed or no weed) - on to the great showcase in the sky
August 26, 2023 at 6:46 PM
RIP Bob. College daytimes were better with you around (weed or no weed) - on to the great showcase in the sky
Sam German invented chocolate cake in America in 1852 (pictured: Sam German, photo credit: SoundCloud)
August 6, 2023 at 2:58 AM
Sam German invented chocolate cake in America in 1852 (pictured: Sam German, photo credit: SoundCloud)
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[ four dentists coming out of the woods ]
me: hey weren't there five of you
them: (in agreement) no
me: hey weren't there five of you
them: (in agreement) no
August 3, 2023 at 7:04 PM
[ four dentists coming out of the woods ]
me: hey weren't there five of you
them: (in agreement) no
me: hey weren't there five of you
them: (in agreement) no
these pizza boys all prayin to the one true lord @gritty.bsky.social
August 4, 2023 at 12:29 AM
these pizza boys all prayin to the one true lord @gritty.bsky.social
…and they called themselves… Shit Shillers United… or maybe Federated Feed Filibusterers
July 29, 2023 at 7:28 PM
…and they called themselves… Shit Shillers United… or maybe Federated Feed Filibusterers
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can you please just call it a bathroom and not a
July 28, 2023 at 11:28 PM
can you please just call it a bathroom and not a
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you are faced with a choice: you must imbibe one of these public fluids. which do you choose?
July 29, 2023 at 12:14 AM
you are faced with a choice: you must imbibe one of these public fluids. which do you choose?
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her: let's try roleplaying
me: can I be a hypochondriac?
her: you got it
me: *suddenly nervous* got what
me: can I be a hypochondriac?
her: you got it
me: *suddenly nervous* got what
July 28, 2023 at 6:08 PM
her: let's try roleplaying
me: can I be a hypochondriac?
her: you got it
me: *suddenly nervous* got what
me: can I be a hypochondriac?
her: you got it
me: *suddenly nervous* got what
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me looking at the ever growing list of all the apps where I can post little sentences of text:
July 28, 2023 at 11:37 PM
me looking at the ever growing list of all the apps where I can post little sentences of text:
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watching OPPENHEIMER as Christopher Nolan intended, projected onto a wall in a DOOM WAD running on a hacked ATM:
July 24, 2023 at 8:53 PM
watching OPPENHEIMER as Christopher Nolan intended, projected onto a wall in a DOOM WAD running on a hacked ATM:
my cousin @nace.bsky.social and I wanted to be trash men when we grew up. I am beyond thrilled he invited me to this, the internet’s newest shitpost landfill
July 29, 2023 at 12:33 AM
my cousin @nace.bsky.social and I wanted to be trash men when we grew up. I am beyond thrilled he invited me to this, the internet’s newest shitpost landfill
I’m here for some next level dad joke material
July 28, 2023 at 11:54 PM
I’m here for some next level dad joke material