Slime Sommelier
@gladtepes.bsky.social
The world's Most Haunted Man
President-In-Exile of the Claudio Fragasso Fan Club
He/him
🎞👻 Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/9Ob6h
President-In-Exile of the Claudio Fragasso Fan Club
He/him
🎞👻 Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/9Ob6h
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Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters With Big Naturals All-Out Attack
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 22, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters With Big Naturals All-Out Attack
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"Dreamcast", a haiku
Each day he rises.
Asks me, "Is it still launch day?"
"Yes," I lie. "Always."
Each day he rises.
Asks me, "Is it still launch day?"
"Yes," I lie. "Always."
January 21, 2026 at 7:05 PM
"Dreamcast", a haiku
Each day he rises.
Asks me, "Is it still launch day?"
"Yes," I lie. "Always."
Each day he rises.
Asks me, "Is it still launch day?"
"Yes," I lie. "Always."
Anxiety's so awesome dude. I love leaving the supermarket checkout and immediately thinking "Oh crap, I did remember not to park in the middle of the street, right?"
January 19, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Anxiety's so awesome dude. I love leaving the supermarket checkout and immediately thinking "Oh crap, I did remember not to park in the middle of the street, right?"
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one year since David Lynch passed, happy friday and RIP big dawg
January 16, 2026 at 10:06 AM
one year since David Lynch passed, happy friday and RIP big dawg
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Dead Kennedys performing Nazi Punks Fuck Off!, 1982.
January 16, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Dead Kennedys performing Nazi Punks Fuck Off!, 1982.
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Hard to not see the direct line between Ferguson and today
January 15, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Hard to not see the direct line between Ferguson and today
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A Touch of Zen (King Hu, 1971)
June 26, 2025 at 9:25 AM
A Touch of Zen (King Hu, 1971)
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Just for posterity here is the Heathcliff comic the day that Scott Adams died.
January 13, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Just for posterity here is the Heathcliff comic the day that Scott Adams died.
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January 13, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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Hahaha People Mag comes out blasting
January 13, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Hahaha People Mag comes out blasting
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Ore wa 🎶
Gorgeous 🎶
Aaaaa Impact 🎶
(Da-da-dash!) 🎶
Gorgeous 🎶
Aaaaa Impact 🎶
(Da-da-dash!) 🎶
January 12, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Ore wa 🎶
Gorgeous 🎶
Aaaaa Impact 🎶
(Da-da-dash!) 🎶
Gorgeous 🎶
Aaaaa Impact 🎶
(Da-da-dash!) 🎶
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Gorgoeus: “I’m so distraught over my new stepmother. I hope my summer vacation at my Auntie’s countryside manor, all with my good friends Kung Fu, Fantasy, Prof, Mac, Melody, and Sweet, is filled with joy and that absolutely nothing goes awry or nightmarishly 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️”
Auntie:
Auntie:
January 9, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Gorgoeus: “I’m so distraught over my new stepmother. I hope my summer vacation at my Auntie’s countryside manor, all with my good friends Kung Fu, Fantasy, Prof, Mac, Melody, and Sweet, is filled with joy and that absolutely nothing goes awry or nightmarishly 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️”
Auntie:
Auntie:
Introduce yourself with four mechs.
Disproportionate Konami rep here :\
Disproportionate Konami rep here :\
January 8, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Introduce yourself with four mechs.
Disproportionate Konami rep here :\
Disproportionate Konami rep here :\
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fuck this country. fuck this country and fuck the pedophile dictator who is in charge.
January 3, 2026 at 4:58 PM
fuck this country. fuck this country and fuck the pedophile dictator who is in charge.
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Has anyone in the press asked how many people were killed?
January 3, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Has anyone in the press asked how many people were killed?
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Many places on the internet where you can and should watch this awesome movie (that's just about an hour long).
January 1, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Many places on the internet where you can and should watch this awesome movie (that's just about an hour long).
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GASP! Screw 2026, New Year’s is kinky peepaw’s birthday!!!
January 1, 2026 at 3:03 AM
GASP! Screw 2026, New Year’s is kinky peepaw’s birthday!!!
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Everyone watch Tokyo Fist to celebrate the occasion
January 1, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Everyone watch Tokyo Fist to celebrate the occasion
Why say "Happy New Year" when you could say " Happy Birthday, Shinya Tsukamoto"?
January 1, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Why say "Happy New Year" when you could say " Happy Birthday, Shinya Tsukamoto"?
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Tetsuo: The Iron Man (1989)
Written, edited, and directed by Shinya Tsukamoto - BOTD in 1960
Written, edited, and directed by Shinya Tsukamoto - BOTD in 1960
January 1, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Tetsuo: The Iron Man (1989)
Written, edited, and directed by Shinya Tsukamoto - BOTD in 1960
Written, edited, and directed by Shinya Tsukamoto - BOTD in 1960
Big shout-out to all my mutuals on here. I may not chat much, but know I think very highly of y'all. You're all lovely, and reading your posts has been a bright spot in this cursed year ❤️
January 1, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Big shout-out to all my mutuals on here. I may not chat much, but know I think very highly of y'all. You're all lovely, and reading your posts has been a bright spot in this cursed year ❤️
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So deeply grateful to everyone who picked up BLACK FLAME and gave it a chance this year. My weird little book about film restoration, New York Jewish culture, genocide, and repression got to touch some hearts, which is all any author can really ask for.
us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
Black Flame
An instant USA Today bestseller!One woman's deadly obsession with a haunted archival film precipitates her undoing in Black Flame, from the author of Manhunt...
us.macmillan.com
December 31, 2025 at 7:35 PM
So deeply grateful to everyone who picked up BLACK FLAME and gave it a chance this year. My weird little book about film restoration, New York Jewish culture, genocide, and repression got to touch some hearts, which is all any author can really ask for.
us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
us.macmillan.com/books/978125...