Walker
@ghostthatwalks.bsky.social
Not the Ghost Who Walks. Not a Texas Ranger. Co-creator of COMPASS for Image. Wore a cool jacket back in 2003.
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A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
August 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
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I feel like we owe Kojima an apology because he’s like “This is my villain, Corrupto Moneyguy. He controls the media and eats children.” As it turns out, this is a nuanced and accurate view of global politics.
July 18, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I feel like we owe Kojima an apology because he’s like “This is my villain, Corrupto Moneyguy. He controls the media and eats children.” As it turns out, this is a nuanced and accurate view of global politics.
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pagliacci the clown: doctor, i think i am depressed. life is harsh and cruel, and i feel abandoned to an uncaring world
therapist: This is an automated e-mail. Regrettably, we are taking on no new patients until [QUERY ERROR//: QUEUE OVERFLOW] due to high demand. Thank you for your understanding.
therapist: This is an automated e-mail. Regrettably, we are taking on no new patients until [QUERY ERROR//: QUEUE OVERFLOW] due to high demand. Thank you for your understanding.
August 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
pagliacci the clown: doctor, i think i am depressed. life is harsh and cruel, and i feel abandoned to an uncaring world
therapist: This is an automated e-mail. Regrettably, we are taking on no new patients until [QUERY ERROR//: QUEUE OVERFLOW] due to high demand. Thank you for your understanding.
therapist: This is an automated e-mail. Regrettably, we are taking on no new patients until [QUERY ERROR//: QUEUE OVERFLOW] due to high demand. Thank you for your understanding.
In the grim dark futura…
July 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
In the grim dark futura…
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Well I heard there was a secret chord,
That Tommy played to call the Dragonzord,
But you don’t really care for music, do ya?
That Tommy played to call the Dragonzord,
But you don’t really care for music, do ya?
June 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Well I heard there was a secret chord,
That Tommy played to call the Dragonzord,
But you don’t really care for music, do ya?
That Tommy played to call the Dragonzord,
But you don’t really care for music, do ya?
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me watching Othello and the Merchant of Venice: wow it's incredible how Shakespeare managed to write texts centuries ago that would be relevant to racism and bigotry today
me finding Shakespeare's lost manuscript THE TRAGEDY OF KING DEATHBOT, OR THE RISING OF THE MECHANICALS: oh no
me finding Shakespeare's lost manuscript THE TRAGEDY OF KING DEATHBOT, OR THE RISING OF THE MECHANICALS: oh no
April 12, 2025 at 11:51 PM
me watching Othello and the Merchant of Venice: wow it's incredible how Shakespeare managed to write texts centuries ago that would be relevant to racism and bigotry today
me finding Shakespeare's lost manuscript THE TRAGEDY OF KING DEATHBOT, OR THE RISING OF THE MECHANICALS: oh no
me finding Shakespeare's lost manuscript THE TRAGEDY OF KING DEATHBOT, OR THE RISING OF THE MECHANICALS: oh no
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The greatest role for any actor is Unnamed Recording Studio Technician in a musical biopic who turns to their colleague and says "are you hearing this?" when the hero starts playing their Very Famous Song
April 5, 2025 at 8:58 AM
The greatest role for any actor is Unnamed Recording Studio Technician in a musical biopic who turns to their colleague and says "are you hearing this?" when the hero starts playing their Very Famous Song
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‘Shields up, Captain?’
‘Pitter patter, let’s get at ‘er.’
‘Hailing frequencies open.’
‘Sarek. How are you now?’
‘Infinites Diversity’s in Infinites Combinations. That’s what’s I appreciates about youse’
‘Pitter patter, let’s get at ‘er.’
‘Hailing frequencies open.’
‘Sarek. How are you now?’
‘Infinites Diversity’s in Infinites Combinations. That’s what’s I appreciates about youse’
March 20, 2025 at 9:19 AM
‘Shields up, Captain?’
‘Pitter patter, let’s get at ‘er.’
‘Hailing frequencies open.’
‘Sarek. How are you now?’
‘Infinites Diversity’s in Infinites Combinations. That’s what’s I appreciates about youse’
‘Pitter patter, let’s get at ‘er.’
‘Hailing frequencies open.’
‘Sarek. How are you now?’
‘Infinites Diversity’s in Infinites Combinations. That’s what’s I appreciates about youse’
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lol Keanu Reeves says exactly 500 words TOTAL across all three John Wick movies. If you eliminate "yeah", the count goes down to 100.
March 9, 2025 at 4:22 AM
lol Keanu Reeves says exactly 500 words TOTAL across all three John Wick movies. If you eliminate "yeah", the count goes down to 100.
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Wild how Shadowrun today feels like an optimistic alternate future. Native Americans gain independence from the U.S. government? A benevolent dragon becomes the president and governs by suicide? People still communicate primarily through message boards? Sign me the fuck up.
March 9, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Wild how Shadowrun today feels like an optimistic alternate future. Native Americans gain independence from the U.S. government? A benevolent dragon becomes the president and governs by suicide? People still communicate primarily through message boards? Sign me the fuck up.
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The 7 stages of adult life
February 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The 7 stages of adult life
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Professor X: Hold, old friend. If you wish to take this military base hostage, you first must kill these five fifteen year olds I found.
Magneto: for fuck’s sake, Charles.
Magneto: for fuck’s sake, Charles.
March 2, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Professor X: Hold, old friend. If you wish to take this military base hostage, you first must kill these five fifteen year olds I found.
Magneto: for fuck’s sake, Charles.
Magneto: for fuck’s sake, Charles.
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Here are my favourite rougelikes
January 31, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Here are my favourite rougelikes
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Boston Market recently changed their name to Boston MARKET, a move that increased their market capitalization by 500%
January 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Boston Market recently changed their name to Boston MARKET, a move that increased their market capitalization by 500%
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Whoa, we’re halfway there
Whoa, we’re halfway there
Whoa, we’re halfway there
Whoa, we’re halfway there
Whoa, we’re halfway there
Whoa, we’re halfway there
Whoa, we’re halfway there
Whoa, we’re halfway there
Zeno’s Karaoke
Whoa, we’re halfway there
Whoa, we’re halfway there
Whoa, we’re halfway there
Whoa, we’re halfway there
Whoa, we’re halfway there
Whoa, we’re halfway there
Whoa, we’re halfway there
Zeno’s Karaoke
January 15, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Whoa, we’re halfway there
Whoa, we’re halfway there
Whoa, we’re halfway there
Whoa, we’re halfway there
Whoa, we’re halfway there
Whoa, we’re halfway there
Whoa, we’re halfway there
Whoa, we’re halfway there
Zeno’s Karaoke
Whoa, we’re halfway there
Whoa, we’re halfway there
Whoa, we’re halfway there
Whoa, we’re halfway there
Whoa, we’re halfway there
Whoa, we’re halfway there
Whoa, we’re halfway there
Zeno’s Karaoke
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Before bands had to worry about people being able to find them on the internet they could just call themselves Live
January 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Before bands had to worry about people being able to find them on the internet they could just call themselves Live
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God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a horse that solves crimes
November 15, 2024 at 5:49 AM
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a horse that solves crimes
Now I’m 40, work drinks have gradually slipped from listening to the implausible stories in the manner of David Mitchell about the old days to telling the stories about the old days in the manner of Bob Mortimer.
January 7, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Now I’m 40, work drinks have gradually slipped from listening to the implausible stories in the manner of David Mitchell about the old days to telling the stories about the old days in the manner of Bob Mortimer.
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IMPORTANT PUN NEWS:
“One egg” in French sounds almost identical to “enough” in English.
“One egg is un œuf”
“Two eggs are more than un œuf”
My French wife, who routinely asks for my opinion on egg quantities with pure intentions, finds this Extremely Delightful and Not Annoying At All.
“One egg” in French sounds almost identical to “enough” in English.
“One egg is un œuf”
“Two eggs are more than un œuf”
My French wife, who routinely asks for my opinion on egg quantities with pure intentions, finds this Extremely Delightful and Not Annoying At All.
January 7, 2025 at 10:29 AM
IMPORTANT PUN NEWS:
“One egg” in French sounds almost identical to “enough” in English.
“One egg is un œuf”
“Two eggs are more than un œuf”
My French wife, who routinely asks for my opinion on egg quantities with pure intentions, finds this Extremely Delightful and Not Annoying At All.
“One egg” in French sounds almost identical to “enough” in English.
“One egg is un œuf”
“Two eggs are more than un œuf”
My French wife, who routinely asks for my opinion on egg quantities with pure intentions, finds this Extremely Delightful and Not Annoying At All.
Today I learned that Queen Victoria vaguely backed a return of Napoleon’s great-grandson against the French 3dd republic, and was
kaiboshed because he was killed by Zulu skirmishers in a guerilla attack on a convoy near Ulundi.
kaiboshed because he was killed by Zulu skirmishers in a guerilla attack on a convoy near Ulundi.
January 7, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Today I learned that Queen Victoria vaguely backed a return of Napoleon’s great-grandson against the French 3dd republic, and was
kaiboshed because he was killed by Zulu skirmishers in a guerilla attack on a convoy near Ulundi.
kaiboshed because he was killed by Zulu skirmishers in a guerilla attack on a convoy near Ulundi.
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The technological breakthrough needed to ensure people who work from home get a snow day is to redesign broadband so it doesn’t work when it snows. Surely our brightest minds can figure this out
January 7, 2025 at 9:00 AM
The technological breakthrough needed to ensure people who work from home get a snow day is to redesign broadband so it doesn’t work when it snows. Surely our brightest minds can figure this out
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Scrooge: You there, boy! What day is it?
ChatGPT: Days were invented by the Druids in 1974
ChatGPT: Days were invented by the Druids in 1974
December 25, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Scrooge: You there, boy! What day is it?
ChatGPT: Days were invented by the Druids in 1974
ChatGPT: Days were invented by the Druids in 1974
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“Carly Rae Jepsen is writing a score”
“that’s good!”
“for Lena Dunham’s”
“that’s bad”
“new musical”
“that’s good!”
“that’s an adaptation of a movie”
“that’s bad”
“the movie is 10 Things I Hate About You”
“that’s good!”
“which will trigger Taming of the Shrew discourse”
…
“that’s bad”
“can I go?”
“that’s good!”
“for Lena Dunham’s”
“that’s bad”
“new musical”
“that’s good!”
“that’s an adaptation of a movie”
“that’s bad”
“the movie is 10 Things I Hate About You”
“that’s good!”
“which will trigger Taming of the Shrew discourse”
…
“that’s bad”
“can I go?”
Carly Rae Jepsen rumoured to be writing the score for Lena Dunham's broadway adaptation of 10 Things I Hate About You
Carly Rae Jepsen rumoured to be writing the score for Lena Dunham's 10 Things I Hate About You
Lena Dunham has been working on an adaptation of 10 Things I Hate About You, which is set to open on Broadway.
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December 17, 2024 at 3:43 PM
“Carly Rae Jepsen is writing a score”
“that’s good!”
“for Lena Dunham’s”
“that’s bad”
“new musical”
“that’s good!”
“that’s an adaptation of a movie”
“that’s bad”
“the movie is 10 Things I Hate About You”
“that’s good!”
“which will trigger Taming of the Shrew discourse”
…
“that’s bad”
“can I go?”
“that’s good!”
“for Lena Dunham’s”
“that’s bad”
“new musical”
“that’s good!”
“that’s an adaptation of a movie”
“that’s bad”
“the movie is 10 Things I Hate About You”
“that’s good!”
“which will trigger Taming of the Shrew discourse”
…
“that’s bad”
“can I go?”
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"I bet my little Brucie would love to see this! We'll make a family outing of it! I'll even break out my best set of pearls to wear and...wow, there's a great little shortcut to the theater down that alleyway!"
December 16, 2024 at 2:08 AM
"I bet my little Brucie would love to see this! We'll make a family outing of it! I'll even break out my best set of pearls to wear and...wow, there's a great little shortcut to the theater down that alleyway!"