Ghost vs. Machine
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Enigmatic cringe. 🏳️🌈🍃pdx🐄💩
The liminal space of buying the same IKEA coffee table for the second time
May 19, 2025 at 6:07 AM
The liminal space of buying the same IKEA coffee table for the second time
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Bible based education, but only the slutty parts
January 22, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Bible based education, but only the slutty parts
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[etching on stone tablets] oh and another thing
December 31, 2024 at 11:37 AM
[etching on stone tablets] oh and another thing
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a cigarette would smoke you if it could
January 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
a cigarette would smoke you if it could
Bong direction
December 25, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Bong direction
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I saw someone saying that the point of Rocky Horror was that "we're supposed to laugh at the freaks," unlike modern media that "glamorizes the freaks," and I don't think I've ever seen anyone misunderstand a piece of media that badly.
December 24, 2024 at 9:48 PM
I saw someone saying that the point of Rocky Horror was that "we're supposed to laugh at the freaks," unlike modern media that "glamorizes the freaks," and I don't think I've ever seen anyone misunderstand a piece of media that badly.
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Mmm, cucumber water. All the flavor of cucumber, all the excitement of water
December 23, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Mmm, cucumber water. All the flavor of cucumber, all the excitement of water
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I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night
December 22, 2024 at 1:42 AM
I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night
Tempurasaurus
December 20, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Tempurasaurus
Being on the west coast sucks bc who can you even cry on the phone to everyone’s asleep
December 7, 2024 at 5:44 AM
Being on the west coast sucks bc who can you even cry on the phone to everyone’s asleep
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It's wonderful x.com/i/grok/share...
December 7, 2024 at 1:00 AM
It's wonderful x.com/i/grok/share...
Listening to your
neighbors fucking hoping the
ceiling strong enough
neighbors fucking hoping the
ceiling strong enough
November 30, 2024 at 5:47 AM
Listening to your
neighbors fucking hoping the
ceiling strong enough
neighbors fucking hoping the
ceiling strong enough
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I told my husband he was making too many desserts and he said “I’m willing to whisk it all for you” so I stabbed him with a fork
November 29, 2024 at 1:27 PM
I told my husband he was making too many desserts and he said “I’m willing to whisk it all for you” so I stabbed him with a fork
Yes, good ball game game, ballers (drunk)
November 30, 2024 at 5:08 AM
Yes, good ball game game, ballers (drunk)
Turkey is bad and we shouldn’t cook it on Thanksgiving. Debate me
November 29, 2024 at 5:32 AM
Turkey is bad and we shouldn’t cook it on Thanksgiving. Debate me
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just imagine you are a dog and then all of a sudden a vacuum cleaner becomes the president
November 23, 2024 at 4:54 PM
just imagine you are a dog and then all of a sudden a vacuum cleaner becomes the president
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There should be a job where you are a tiny 3 inch tall naked man in the forest who drinks dewdrops off leaves
February 25, 2024 at 1:43 AM
There should be a job where you are a tiny 3 inch tall naked man in the forest who drinks dewdrops off leaves
I bet being colonized feels really good for the petri dish
November 23, 2024 at 3:06 AM
I bet being colonized feels really good for the petri dish
has a furby recording ever been admitted as evidence
November 23, 2024 at 1:31 AM
has a furby recording ever been admitted as evidence