Gentleman Octopus
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Musician, gamer, D&D DM, YouTuber, octopus.
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Newest track from my Mind Games project.
Will you listen, or will you Quit To Main Menu?
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#music #musicsky
Will you listen, or will you Quit To Main Menu?
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#music #musicsky
The smartest thing AEW could possibly do right now is give Brody King a surprise Men's World Title win in Australia. Imagine the mainstream news reports alone.
Official statement from WBD on Brody King:
"Warner Bros. Discovery did not have any involvement in Brody King’s upcoming AEW schedule. Any speculation to the contrary is categorically false. Brody is scheduled to appear during the next AEW event, which will air this Saturday on TNT and HBO Max"
"Warner Bros. Discovery did not have any involvement in Brody King’s upcoming AEW schedule. Any speculation to the contrary is categorically false. Brody is scheduled to appear during the next AEW event, which will air this Saturday on TNT and HBO Max"
February 12, 2026 at 9:34 PM
The smartest thing AEW could possibly do right now is give Brody King a surprise Men's World Title win in Australia. Imagine the mainstream news reports alone.
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One thing that comic books have taught me: the best way to fight against fear, rage, and greed is with hope and willpower.
February 12, 2026 at 5:57 PM
One thing that comic books have taught me: the best way to fight against fear, rage, and greed is with hope and willpower.
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The EU has just voted, by a VERY wide margin, for the full recognition of trans women as women…!
February 12, 2026 at 4:06 PM
The EU has just voted, by a VERY wide margin, for the full recognition of trans women as women…!
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I've been going to these fancy conferences and just doing a gloves off thing for the last few months and I feel freer than a guy with five DUIs riding an ebike on a sidewalk.
February 12, 2026 at 4:09 PM
I've been going to these fancy conferences and just doing a gloves off thing for the last few months and I feel freer than a guy with five DUIs riding an ebike on a sidewalk.
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Can we do the midterms now?
February 12, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Can we do the midterms now?
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Only halfway through the final season of Stranger Things, but it feels like if they had just cut out all the pointless bickering, they could've shaved all these episodes back down to 60 mins. Instead it feels bloated and infuriating.
February 10, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Only halfway through the final season of Stranger Things, but it feels like if they had just cut out all the pointless bickering, they could've shaved all these episodes back down to 60 mins. Instead it feels bloated and infuriating.
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blasting jock jams as i turkish ice cream man this little brat himejoshi-style
February 7, 2026 at 7:57 PM
blasting jock jams as i turkish ice cream man this little brat himejoshi-style
Y'know how they'll have a bad guy in a movie kick a dog so that you know he's definitely the bad guy and you'll have no sympathy for them when they inevitably die at the hands of the protagonists? Literally "Kick the Dog" on TV Tropes.
Small dog suffers broken rib after being repeatedly kicked by U.S. Marshals deputy. "Action News 5 obtained two videos that show the marshals service employee kicking Yoshi not once, but twice." www.actionnews5.com/2026/02/07/d...
Dog kicked by Memphis Safe Task Force member on the mend as US Marshals defend action
The dog’s owner told Action News 5 that the deputy U.S. marshal seen punting her pup had no reason to do so, but officials with the U.S. Marshals Service say otherwise.
www.actionnews5.com
February 8, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Y'know how they'll have a bad guy in a movie kick a dog so that you know he's definitely the bad guy and you'll have no sympathy for them when they inevitably die at the hands of the protagonists? Literally "Kick the Dog" on TV Tropes.
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🔔 Drrrrring-- 🎶 BAH BAAAAHHHHHHH! Doo doo doo doo doo... 🎶 drrrrring. 🔔
We're returning to 1991 to play the beloved RUGRATS: ADVENTURES IN GAMELAND in co-op for the first time, streaming 10am NZT / 1pm PT / 3pm CT / 4pm ET / 9pm UK!
youtube.com/live/cEKJZmH...
www.twitch.tv/octotiggy
We're returning to 1991 to play the beloved RUGRATS: ADVENTURES IN GAMELAND in co-op for the first time, streaming 10am NZT / 1pm PT / 3pm CT / 4pm ET / 9pm UK!
youtube.com/live/cEKJZmH...
www.twitch.tv/octotiggy
BABIES IN TOYLAND - Rugrats: Adventures in Gameland (NES) - Livestream
YouTube video by Octotiggy
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February 7, 2026 at 1:24 PM
🔔 Drrrrring-- 🎶 BAH BAAAAHHHHHHH! Doo doo doo doo doo... 🎶 drrrrring. 🔔
We're returning to 1991 to play the beloved RUGRATS: ADVENTURES IN GAMELAND in co-op for the first time, streaming 10am NZT / 1pm PT / 3pm CT / 4pm ET / 9pm UK!
youtube.com/live/cEKJZmH...
www.twitch.tv/octotiggy
We're returning to 1991 to play the beloved RUGRATS: ADVENTURES IN GAMELAND in co-op for the first time, streaming 10am NZT / 1pm PT / 3pm CT / 4pm ET / 9pm UK!
youtube.com/live/cEKJZmH...
www.twitch.tv/octotiggy
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
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New mini print I’ll have this weekend at Neosho Artcon, and then on my online shop afterwards!
February 5, 2026 at 11:57 PM
New mini print I’ll have this weekend at Neosho Artcon, and then on my online shop afterwards!
This is the sort of shit you'd see in the background of an 80s movie about the future world of 2026 and you'd laugh at the ridiculousness.
The end of this ad is truly amazing youtu.be/EIz6B7aGC2E?...
February 6, 2026 at 12:43 AM
This is the sort of shit you'd see in the background of an 80s movie about the future world of 2026 and you'd laugh at the ridiculousness.
Honestly, doesn't this just make the piece more interesting? Put it back in the museum just like this, with the explanation nearby.
The crown of Empress Eugénie was one of nine invaluable royal ornaments snatched by burglars during the Louvre heist in October, but the thieves dropped it on the sidewalk before making their escape. The Louvre announced it will soon invite restorers to submit proposals for the crown’s repair.
The Louvre Thieves Dropped This Priceless Crown. Now It Looks Like This.
Empress Eugénie’s crown was left lying on the sidewalk after the Louvre Museum heist in October. The museum has now released pictures of the damage.
nyti.ms
February 6, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Honestly, doesn't this just make the piece more interesting? Put it back in the museum just like this, with the explanation nearby.
"Eat. My. Cadbury."
February 4, 2026 at 2:27 PM
"Eat. My. Cadbury."
If someone tells you not to enjoy a thing, and that thing doesn't hurt anyone, you enjoy that thing twice as fucking hard.
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
February 4, 2026 at 2:06 PM
If someone tells you not to enjoy a thing, and that thing doesn't hurt anyone, you enjoy that thing twice as fucking hard.
You had me at "delete JIRA tickets"
February 2, 2026 at 6:07 PM
You had me at "delete JIRA tickets"
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I find out this way
This is how I find out
Wow
(this rocks)
This is how I find out
Wow
(this rocks)
February 1, 2026 at 11:26 PM
I find out this way
This is how I find out
Wow
(this rocks)
This is how I find out
Wow
(this rocks)
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And amazingly his pride is so big that he has the best excuse right here like “well obviously I wasn’t cool enough to hang with the pedophiles oh well haha” but he has to go “no I totally could go to pervert island, I’m actually so cool I would have my own”
“Pfft, I wouldn’t have even needed Epstein to have a sex party with young girls. And I’m still really smart!”
I love how Musk throws in a humblebrag about how smart he is but his excuse is an actual Homer Simpson-gag level of stupidity.
And wait why would you even need more brainpower…?!?!
I love how Musk throws in a humblebrag about how smart he is but his excuse is an actual Homer Simpson-gag level of stupidity.
And wait why would you even need more brainpower…?!?!
February 2, 2026 at 4:09 AM
And amazingly his pride is so big that he has the best excuse right here like “well obviously I wasn’t cool enough to hang with the pedophiles oh well haha” but he has to go “no I totally could go to pervert island, I’m actually so cool I would have my own”
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Elon Musk last year: "Epstein tried to get me to go to his island and I REFUSED"
Musk to Epstein emails:
• “What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?”
• "I really want to hit the party scene"
• "Is there a good time to visit?
Story: www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/u...
Musk to Epstein emails:
• “What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?”
• "I really want to hit the party scene"
• "Is there a good time to visit?
Story: www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/u...
January 30, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Elon Musk last year: "Epstein tried to get me to go to his island and I REFUSED"
Musk to Epstein emails:
• “What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?”
• "I really want to hit the party scene"
• "Is there a good time to visit?
Story: www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/u...
Musk to Epstein emails:
• “What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?”
• "I really want to hit the party scene"
• "Is there a good time to visit?
Story: www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/u...