Gentleman Octopus
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Musician, gamer, D&D DM, YouTuber, octopus.
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Newest track from my Mind Games project.
Will you listen, or will you Quit To Main Menu?
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Will you listen, or will you Quit To Main Menu?
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#music #musicsky
December 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
December 24, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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A version of a town called Twin Peaks that gets K.K. Slider at the Roadhouse every Saturday night
December 24, 2025 at 8:51 AM
A version of a town called Twin Peaks that gets K.K. Slider at the Roadhouse every Saturday night
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The Epstein Files could contain Donald Trump photographed naked bending someone over and it would have no effect. I'm not sure why people think this will be the straw that broke the camel's back all of a sudden.
December 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The Epstein Files could contain Donald Trump photographed naked bending someone over and it would have no effect. I'm not sure why people think this will be the straw that broke the camel's back all of a sudden.
Ever wonder what the citizens of 1930s Germany were doing as the Nazi Party took over?
Think they would have gone to one big protest and then just called it a day, mission accomplished?
Think they would have gone to one big protest and then just called it a day, mission accomplished?
December 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Ever wonder what the citizens of 1930s Germany were doing as the Nazi Party took over?
Think they would have gone to one big protest and then just called it a day, mission accomplished?
Think they would have gone to one big protest and then just called it a day, mission accomplished?
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Doctor Doom fighting Steve Rogers, 2026.
December 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Doctor Doom fighting Steve Rogers, 2026.
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It's almost Christmas, which means I'm again obligated to remind you about the unused bit in Love Actually where the kid was going to do a bunch of flips through the airport.
December 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
It's almost Christmas, which means I'm again obligated to remind you about the unused bit in Love Actually where the kid was going to do a bunch of flips through the airport.
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I've been laughing at this for like 2 hours. 😆
December 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I've been laughing at this for like 2 hours. 😆
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Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
December 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
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wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life
December 20, 2025 at 5:26 AM
wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life
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New Illustration: "We Beat 'Em Before..."
Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.
Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.
December 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
New Illustration: "We Beat 'Em Before..."
Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.
Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.
Mick Foley is my only favorite from the Attitude era who hasn't disappointed me. Foley Remains Good.
December 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Mick Foley is my only favorite from the Attitude era who hasn't disappointed me. Foley Remains Good.
The Life of Chuck was a lovely movie. I was somehow surprised when it ended, expecting some fourth act to come out of nowhere.
December 16, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The Life of Chuck was a lovely movie. I was somehow surprised when it ended, expecting some fourth act to come out of nowhere.
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Virginia Heffernan wrote this shortly after the 2016 election and it still holds true
December 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Virginia Heffernan wrote this shortly after the 2016 election and it still holds true
You know it's gonna be a weird day when the first person to wish you happy birthday is Norman Reedus, followed by Léa Seydoux, Elle Fanning, George Miller, Norman Reedus, Nicolas Winding Refn, Shioli Kutsuna, Fatih Akin, Norman Reedus, Tommie Earl Jenkins, Troy Baker, and finally Mads Mikkelsen.
December 15, 2025 at 1:00 PM
You know it's gonna be a weird day when the first person to wish you happy birthday is Norman Reedus, followed by Léa Seydoux, Elle Fanning, George Miller, Norman Reedus, Nicolas Winding Refn, Shioli Kutsuna, Fatih Akin, Norman Reedus, Tommie Earl Jenkins, Troy Baker, and finally Mads Mikkelsen.
Me watching Bill Murray movies in the 80s-90s: "Man, this guy is a hilarious, lovable rascal."
Me watching those same movies now: "These women have superhuman patience."
Me watching those same movies now: "These women have superhuman patience."
December 14, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Me watching Bill Murray movies in the 80s-90s: "Man, this guy is a hilarious, lovable rascal."
Me watching those same movies now: "These women have superhuman patience."
Me watching those same movies now: "These women have superhuman patience."
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Then they got an idea. An awful idea. Octotiggy had a wonderful, awful idea.
We're forcing our way to Xmas cheer by playing THE GRINCH, our first Sega Dreamcast livestream, starting 10am NZT / 1pm PT / 3pm CT / 4pm ET / 9pm UK!
youtube.com/live/sxf678z...
www.twitch.tv/octotiggy
We're forcing our way to Xmas cheer by playing THE GRINCH, our first Sega Dreamcast livestream, starting 10am NZT / 1pm PT / 3pm CT / 4pm ET / 9pm UK!
youtube.com/live/sxf678z...
www.twitch.tv/octotiggy
A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA - The Grinch (Dreamcast) - Livestream
YouTube video by Octotiggy
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December 13, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Then they got an idea. An awful idea. Octotiggy had a wonderful, awful idea.
We're forcing our way to Xmas cheer by playing THE GRINCH, our first Sega Dreamcast livestream, starting 10am NZT / 1pm PT / 3pm CT / 4pm ET / 9pm UK!
youtube.com/live/sxf678z...
www.twitch.tv/octotiggy
We're forcing our way to Xmas cheer by playing THE GRINCH, our first Sega Dreamcast livestream, starting 10am NZT / 1pm PT / 3pm CT / 4pm ET / 9pm UK!
youtube.com/live/sxf678z...
www.twitch.tv/octotiggy
He might look like a festive angel, but Cous Cous had just been trying to climb into the tree to pull down the lights.
December 12, 2025 at 11:54 AM
He might look like a festive angel, but Cous Cous had just been trying to climb into the tree to pull down the lights.
WCW/nWo Souled Out '98 is now up on the #WWE2K25 CC (PS5/XBS) as both an arena and show. Tag is MrOcto
@wwegames2k.bsky.social #wrestlesky 🤼
@wwegames2k.bsky.social #wrestlesky 🤼
December 12, 2025 at 9:43 AM
WCW/nWo Souled Out '98 is now up on the #WWE2K25 CC (PS5/XBS) as both an arena and show. Tag is MrOcto
@wwegames2k.bsky.social #wrestlesky 🤼
@wwegames2k.bsky.social #wrestlesky 🤼
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No one before Sam successfully raised a child, which is why the human species went extinct in Mesopotamia. Seriously, the best way to read this is that countless billions of humans did just fine but Sam is not as competent and self-reliant as them, and that's what AI wants us to be: dependent.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
No one before Sam successfully raised a child, which is why the human species went extinct in Mesopotamia. Seriously, the best way to read this is that countless billions of humans did just fine but Sam is not as competent and self-reliant as them, and that's what AI wants us to be: dependent.
"I like the way people smell."
Ethan Hawke hasn't been to a con recently, I see
Ethan Hawke hasn't been to a con recently, I see
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
"I like the way people smell."
Ethan Hawke hasn't been to a con recently, I see
Ethan Hawke hasn't been to a con recently, I see
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