andy, known agitator
@meltedmasks.me
Brain Worms (https://brainworms.me) | Fragments TTRPG System | #mediacrit | writer dude | he/him | Wellington, Aotearoa
currently playing: Bloodborne || The Invincible || Robot Alchemic Drive
currently playing: Bloodborne || The Invincible || Robot Alchemic Drive
just a single Jeffrey Epstein fact from the last 24 hours contains so much concentrated online energy that it could kill a normal person instantly; please be careful when taking these facts out into the wild
January 31, 2026 at 5:23 AM
just a single Jeffrey Epstein fact from the last 24 hours contains so much concentrated online energy that it could kill a normal person instantly; please be careful when taking these facts out into the wild
Reposted by andy, known agitator
January 30, 2026 at 6:54 PM
i'd go, but for a good reason unlike all the criminals and pedophiles
If I was a billionaire I would not take trips to Crime Island. I would own The Simpsons arcade machine
January 31, 2026 at 4:15 AM
i'd go, but for a good reason unlike all the criminals and pedophiles
objectively, the most interesting part of getting migraines for me is that the neuro part will press on the vibes centre of the brain and trigger: Unwarranted Bad Mood, Chatty Hyper-Positivity, Just Really Horny, or even Inescapable Dark Feeling That Everything Happening Has Happened Before
January 31, 2026 at 3:40 AM
objectively, the most interesting part of getting migraines for me is that the neuro part will press on the vibes centre of the brain and trigger: Unwarranted Bad Mood, Chatty Hyper-Positivity, Just Really Horny, or even Inescapable Dark Feeling That Everything Happening Has Happened Before
what's it like living with three pre-teen children, one of whom is autistic with high sensory needs? so Wellington gets frequent earthquakes, but i generally don't notice them
January 30, 2026 at 3:42 AM
what's it like living with three pre-teen children, one of whom is autistic with high sensory needs? so Wellington gets frequent earthquakes, but i generally don't notice them
if people are posting their dogs and cats to the group chat and you post a picture of your human child that should be considered a Reverse and win you that round
January 30, 2026 at 2:04 AM
if people are posting their dogs and cats to the group chat and you post a picture of your human child that should be considered a Reverse and win you that round
it's mostly not worth debating with pro-genAI people at this point because their intellectual battery ran out a long time ago; more productive to just make them feel deeply ashamed and peace out
sorry baby brain, if you were capable of putting together an argument yourself, you wouldn't be using AI
sorry baby brain, if you were capable of putting together an argument yourself, you wouldn't be using AI
January 30, 2026 at 1:17 AM
it's mostly not worth debating with pro-genAI people at this point because their intellectual battery ran out a long time ago; more productive to just make them feel deeply ashamed and peace out
sorry baby brain, if you were capable of putting together an argument yourself, you wouldn't be using AI
sorry baby brain, if you were capable of putting together an argument yourself, you wouldn't be using AI
after experimenting last month, my goal this weekend is to fully move out of the Windows ecosystem into Linux; outside the office, i can no longer deal with the cognitive dissonance of using computers that suck ass on purpose, and will only ever get worse
January 30, 2026 at 1:02 AM
after experimenting last month, my goal this weekend is to fully move out of the Windows ecosystem into Linux; outside the office, i can no longer deal with the cognitive dissonance of using computers that suck ass on purpose, and will only ever get worse
you can't trick me into being okay with ads all over websites and videos; i have infinite energy and i will happily use it to rage against a world that tries to make advertising an inevitable consequence of commerce and society; work out some other way to do things or die, i do not care
January 29, 2026 at 10:04 PM
you can't trick me into being okay with ads all over websites and videos; i have infinite energy and i will happily use it to rage against a world that tries to make advertising an inevitable consequence of commerce and society; work out some other way to do things or die, i do not care
i stay young by telling my younger friends that i don't have any back problems and watching them do little hunchback frowns
January 29, 2026 at 9:57 PM
i stay young by telling my younger friends that i don't have any back problems and watching them do little hunchback frowns
my current favourite unword is "fuckass" as in "look at these fuckass losers in their fuckass military wagon" (shoutout to @loonybear.bsky.social who i certainly picked it up from)
January 29, 2026 at 9:40 PM
my current favourite unword is "fuckass" as in "look at these fuckass losers in their fuckass military wagon" (shoutout to @loonybear.bsky.social who i certainly picked it up from)
what's your favourite cactuar? i need to know for research purposes
January 29, 2026 at 7:49 PM
what's your favourite cactuar? i need to know for research purposes
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never play a preview of the video, do not offer to send notifications, don't ask me if I want to install the app, stop checking if I want to give you my email, DELETE your records of what I might "like next" GET the hell away from me LEAVE ME ALONE I am on this Earth to eat and hug my loved ones
January 10, 2026 at 10:49 PM
never play a preview of the video, do not offer to send notifications, don't ask me if I want to install the app, stop checking if I want to give you my email, DELETE your records of what I might "like next" GET the hell away from me LEAVE ME ALONE I am on this Earth to eat and hug my loved ones
every justification for using genAI boils down to "i'm lazy"
January 29, 2026 at 7:36 PM
every justification for using genAI boils down to "i'm lazy"
Reposted by andy, known agitator
new from The Verge: the factory that makes Shitty Illegal Copy Machines For Dumb Fucks released a new Machine, and its Shitty Illegal Copies are blowing my Dumb Fucking Mind
Google’s new world AI model tool let me generate a bunch of Nintendo-inspired games. Including one featuring Link with a paraglider! Gift link: www.theverge.com/news/869726/...
January 29, 2026 at 6:12 PM
new from The Verge: the factory that makes Shitty Illegal Copy Machines For Dumb Fucks released a new Machine, and its Shitty Illegal Copies are blowing my Dumb Fucking Mind
unironically i think puppets are one of the highest forms of human art, and the further you get from puppets the worse your art is
January 29, 2026 at 6:42 PM
unironically i think puppets are one of the highest forms of human art, and the further you get from puppets the worse your art is
treating genAI users like smokers: people doing something smelly, gross and damaging that i hope will be banned, and unless they want my advice on quitting they have to shut up and go outside
January 29, 2026 at 6:38 PM
treating genAI users like smokers: people doing something smelly, gross and damaging that i hope will be banned, and unless they want my advice on quitting they have to shut up and go outside
new from The Verge: the factory that makes Shitty Illegal Copy Machines For Dumb Fucks released a new Machine, and its Shitty Illegal Copies are blowing my Dumb Fucking Mind
Google’s new world AI model tool let me generate a bunch of Nintendo-inspired games. Including one featuring Link with a paraglider! Gift link: www.theverge.com/news/869726/...
January 29, 2026 at 6:12 PM
new from The Verge: the factory that makes Shitty Illegal Copy Machines For Dumb Fucks released a new Machine, and its Shitty Illegal Copies are blowing my Dumb Fucking Mind
Reposted by andy, known agitator
i wish billionaires a fate so caustic and violent that saying it out loud would poison the earth around my house
Meta's Reality Labs metaverse-focused arm generated $2.2 billion in revenue for the 12 months ending December 31st, 2025, but clocked up a $19.2 billion operational loss. Since the division was set up in 2020, the company has lost $83.6 billion on Reality Labs
www.gamesindustry.biz/metas-realit...
www.gamesindustry.biz/metas-realit...
January 29, 2026 at 10:45 AM
i wish billionaires a fate so caustic and violent that saying it out loud would poison the earth around my house
i wish billionaires a fate so caustic and violent that saying it out loud would poison the earth around my house
Meta's Reality Labs metaverse-focused arm generated $2.2 billion in revenue for the 12 months ending December 31st, 2025, but clocked up a $19.2 billion operational loss. Since the division was set up in 2020, the company has lost $83.6 billion on Reality Labs
www.gamesindustry.biz/metas-realit...
www.gamesindustry.biz/metas-realit...
January 29, 2026 at 10:45 AM
i wish billionaires a fate so caustic and violent that saying it out loud would poison the earth around my house
saw my first ad on Disney+ today while trying to put on something for the kids, and i was immediately filled with white hot righteous anger; how fucking DARE you shove your disgusting advertising into my paid service, i'd sooner see the entire entertainment industry ROT than feed your festering maw
January 29, 2026 at 8:27 AM
saw my first ad on Disney+ today while trying to put on something for the kids, and i was immediately filled with white hot righteous anger; how fucking DARE you shove your disgusting advertising into my paid service, i'd sooner see the entire entertainment industry ROT than feed your festering maw
a month from now, the body of an ICE agent will wash up on a new york beach; corpse covered in bruises, smartphone still in his pocket logged into his very racist Twitter account
no apparent cause of death, a whistle jammed in his throat
no apparent cause of death, a whistle jammed in his throat
Law & Order Sound Effect (HQ)
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January 29, 2026 at 8:09 AM
a month from now, the body of an ICE agent will wash up on a new york beach; corpse covered in bruises, smartphone still in his pocket logged into his very racist Twitter account
no apparent cause of death, a whistle jammed in his throat
no apparent cause of death, a whistle jammed in his throat
Reposted by andy, known agitator
Reposted by andy, known agitator
January 27, 2026 at 11:48 PM