andy, a melted mask
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Brain Worms (https://brainworms.me) | They Steal Our Faces TTRPG | #mediacrit | writer dude | he/him | Wellington, Aotearoa
currently playing: The Outer Worlds || Silent Hill f || ZZZ
currently playing: The Outer Worlds || Silent Hill f || ZZZ
y'all ever accidentally snort the broth from an exceedingly spicy ramen and choke for like 10 minutes? haha me neither
November 12, 2025 at 4:34 AM
y'all ever accidentally snort the broth from an exceedingly spicy ramen and choke for like 10 minutes? haha me neither
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we already solved this James Bond problem, guys
November 11, 2025 at 12:57 PM
we already solved this James Bond problem, guys
we already solved this James Bond problem, guys
November 11, 2025 at 12:57 PM
we already solved this James Bond problem, guys
when you're being mean to me just know this is who you're being mean to
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 PM
when you're being mean to me just know this is who you're being mean to
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
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stole all my neighbour's patio furniture during the purge and now he's just gotta stand there and watch me enjoy it for a whole year
June 17, 2023 at 6:31 PM
stole all my neighbour's patio furniture during the purge and now he's just gotta stand there and watch me enjoy it for a whole year
annoyed to have discovered that the Australian food industry Health Star system is a huge scam, thank you to the 6-7 people who understand this post, i read a lot of PDFs for no good reason
November 11, 2025 at 11:05 AM
annoyed to have discovered that the Australian food industry Health Star system is a huge scam, thank you to the 6-7 people who understand this post, i read a lot of PDFs for no good reason
hi it's me, your brain. instead of going to sleep to put aside your worries and recover, have you considered sitting up and obsessing over those worries relentlessly, then getting a headache because you're tired, so now you still have worries and also a headache?
November 10, 2025 at 1:00 PM
hi it's me, your brain. instead of going to sleep to put aside your worries and recover, have you considered sitting up and obsessing over those worries relentlessly, then getting a headache because you're tired, so now you still have worries and also a headache?
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unfortunately this weekend I discovered it's really fun to collect Final Fantasy MtG cards, here are some of the cooler cards I pulled so far
November 9, 2025 at 12:24 PM
unfortunately this weekend I discovered it's really fun to collect Final Fantasy MtG cards, here are some of the cooler cards I pulled so far
americans love to get absolutely reamed by their own systems and then tell you to keep having faith in those systems
November 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
americans love to get absolutely reamed by their own systems and then tell you to keep having faith in those systems
unfortunately this weekend I discovered it's really fun to collect Final Fantasy MtG cards, here are some of the cooler cards I pulled so far
November 9, 2025 at 12:24 PM
unfortunately this weekend I discovered it's really fun to collect Final Fantasy MtG cards, here are some of the cooler cards I pulled so far
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That Left Turn at Hollow Bastion
November 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
That Left Turn at Hollow Bastion
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I need to learn to draw more gooder, but only for dumb jokes
November 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I need to learn to draw more gooder, but only for dumb jokes
I need to learn to draw more gooder, but only for dumb jokes
November 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I need to learn to draw more gooder, but only for dumb jokes
idk who this is for but if you're an artist with the right interests please draw it:
My Hero Cacodemia
My Hero Cacodemia
November 8, 2025 at 12:48 AM
idk who this is for but if you're an artist with the right interests please draw it:
My Hero Cacodemia
My Hero Cacodemia
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This is what they took from you
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This is what they took from you
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"father and son killed" oh thats so sad
"by swarm of asian giant hornets" okay thats a bit silly, i feel bad for thinking its silly
"while ziplining" come ON now
"by swarm of asian giant hornets" okay thats a bit silly, i feel bad for thinking its silly
"while ziplining" come ON now
November 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
"father and son killed" oh thats so sad
"by swarm of asian giant hornets" okay thats a bit silly, i feel bad for thinking its silly
"while ziplining" come ON now
"by swarm of asian giant hornets" okay thats a bit silly, i feel bad for thinking its silly
"while ziplining" come ON now
someone didn't know about the Jeremy Renner app so i got to tell them about the Jeremy Renner app
November 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
someone didn't know about the Jeremy Renner app so i got to tell them about the Jeremy Renner app
"father and son killed" oh thats so sad
"by swarm of asian giant hornets" okay thats a bit silly, i feel bad for thinking its silly
"while ziplining" come ON now
"by swarm of asian giant hornets" okay thats a bit silly, i feel bad for thinking its silly
"while ziplining" come ON now
November 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
"father and son killed" oh thats so sad
"by swarm of asian giant hornets" okay thats a bit silly, i feel bad for thinking its silly
"while ziplining" come ON now
"by swarm of asian giant hornets" okay thats a bit silly, i feel bad for thinking its silly
"while ziplining" come ON now
you ever just uh djsejjjcj krj f jejdjdjdjj jrjj jcgaaaAaaa AAAAAAAAGH AAAAGH AAAAAAGH AAAAH GAAAAHH AHHHGFHFH
November 4, 2025 at 9:00 AM
you ever just uh djsejjjcj krj f jejdjdjdjj jrjj jcgaaaAaaa AAAAAAAAGH AAAAGH AAAAAAGH AAAAH GAAAAHH AHHHGFHFH
as far as i can tell, a bodega is a corner store but sometimes Spider-Man is there
I will support any New York mayoral candidate who admits bodegas are just convenience stores and everywhere in the world has them
November 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
as far as i can tell, a bodega is a corner store but sometimes Spider-Man is there
revenge is a nasty word, i prefer to think of it as personally beneficial justice
November 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
revenge is a nasty word, i prefer to think of it as personally beneficial justice
surely dressing your kids up in Harry Potter for Halloween is child abuse at this point
November 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM
surely dressing your kids up in Harry Potter for Halloween is child abuse at this point
people are so broken that you can say, for example, "children should never starve" and some brain-poisoned walnut will come in like "well in certain situations starvation can be beneficial"
stick your head in a toilet and don't come out until your thinks are good
stick your head in a toilet and don't come out until your thinks are good
November 3, 2025 at 5:14 AM
people are so broken that you can say, for example, "children should never starve" and some brain-poisoned walnut will come in like "well in certain situations starvation can be beneficial"
stick your head in a toilet and don't come out until your thinks are good
stick your head in a toilet and don't come out until your thinks are good
i'm going to dislike every post so the algorithm stops giving me posts and i can rest
“As users ‘dislike’ posts, the system will learn what sort of content they want to see less of. This will help to inform more than just how content is ranked in feeds, but also reply rankings.”
Bluesky hits 40 million users, introduces 'dislikes' beta | TechCrunch
As users "dislike" posts, the system will learn what sort of content they want to see less of. This will help to inform more than just how content is ranked in feeds, but also reply rankings.
techcrunch.com
November 1, 2025 at 9:48 AM
i'm going to dislike every post so the algorithm stops giving me posts and i can rest