andy, known agitator
@meltedmasks.me
Brain Worms (https://brainworms.me) | Fragments TTRPG System | #mediacrit | writer dude | he/him | Wellington, Aotearoa
currently playing: Bloodborne || The Invincible || Robot Alchemic Drive
currently playing: Bloodborne || The Invincible || Robot Alchemic Drive
my current favourite unword is "fuckass" as in "look at these fuckass losers in their fuckass military wagon" (shoutout to @loonybear.bsky.social who i certainly picked it up from)
January 29, 2026 at 9:40 PM
my current favourite unword is "fuckass" as in "look at these fuckass losers in their fuckass military wagon" (shoutout to @loonybear.bsky.social who i certainly picked it up from)
what's your favourite cactuar? i need to know for research purposes
January 29, 2026 at 7:49 PM
what's your favourite cactuar? i need to know for research purposes
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never play a preview of the video, do not offer to send notifications, don't ask me if I want to install the app, stop checking if I want to give you my email, DELETE your records of what I might "like next" GET the hell away from me LEAVE ME ALONE I am on this Earth to eat and hug my loved ones
January 10, 2026 at 10:49 PM
never play a preview of the video, do not offer to send notifications, don't ask me if I want to install the app, stop checking if I want to give you my email, DELETE your records of what I might "like next" GET the hell away from me LEAVE ME ALONE I am on this Earth to eat and hug my loved ones
every justification for using genAI boils down to "i'm lazy"
January 29, 2026 at 7:36 PM
every justification for using genAI boils down to "i'm lazy"
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new from The Verge: the factory that makes Shitty Illegal Copy Machines For Dumb Fucks released a new Machine, and its Shitty Illegal Copies are blowing my Dumb Fucking Mind
Google’s new world AI model tool let me generate a bunch of Nintendo-inspired games. Including one featuring Link with a paraglider! Gift link: www.theverge.com/news/869726/...
January 29, 2026 at 6:12 PM
new from The Verge: the factory that makes Shitty Illegal Copy Machines For Dumb Fucks released a new Machine, and its Shitty Illegal Copies are blowing my Dumb Fucking Mind
unironically i think puppets are one of the highest forms of human art, and the further you get from puppets the worse your art is
January 29, 2026 at 6:42 PM
unironically i think puppets are one of the highest forms of human art, and the further you get from puppets the worse your art is
treating genAI users like smokers: people doing something smelly, gross and damaging that i hope will be banned, and unless they want my advice on quitting they have to shut up and go outside
January 29, 2026 at 6:38 PM
treating genAI users like smokers: people doing something smelly, gross and damaging that i hope will be banned, and unless they want my advice on quitting they have to shut up and go outside
new from The Verge: the factory that makes Shitty Illegal Copy Machines For Dumb Fucks released a new Machine, and its Shitty Illegal Copies are blowing my Dumb Fucking Mind
Google’s new world AI model tool let me generate a bunch of Nintendo-inspired games. Including one featuring Link with a paraglider! Gift link: www.theverge.com/news/869726/...
January 29, 2026 at 6:12 PM
new from The Verge: the factory that makes Shitty Illegal Copy Machines For Dumb Fucks released a new Machine, and its Shitty Illegal Copies are blowing my Dumb Fucking Mind
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i wish billionaires a fate so caustic and violent that saying it out loud would poison the earth around my house
Meta's Reality Labs metaverse-focused arm generated $2.2 billion in revenue for the 12 months ending December 31st, 2025, but clocked up a $19.2 billion operational loss. Since the division was set up in 2020, the company has lost $83.6 billion on Reality Labs
www.gamesindustry.biz/metas-realit...
www.gamesindustry.biz/metas-realit...
January 29, 2026 at 10:45 AM
i wish billionaires a fate so caustic and violent that saying it out loud would poison the earth around my house
i wish billionaires a fate so caustic and violent that saying it out loud would poison the earth around my house
Meta's Reality Labs metaverse-focused arm generated $2.2 billion in revenue for the 12 months ending December 31st, 2025, but clocked up a $19.2 billion operational loss. Since the division was set up in 2020, the company has lost $83.6 billion on Reality Labs
www.gamesindustry.biz/metas-realit...
www.gamesindustry.biz/metas-realit...
January 29, 2026 at 10:45 AM
i wish billionaires a fate so caustic and violent that saying it out loud would poison the earth around my house
saw my first ad on Disney+ today while trying to put on something for the kids, and i was immediately filled with white hot righteous anger; how fucking DARE you shove your disgusting advertising into my paid service, i'd sooner see the entire entertainment industry ROT than feed your festering maw
January 29, 2026 at 8:27 AM
saw my first ad on Disney+ today while trying to put on something for the kids, and i was immediately filled with white hot righteous anger; how fucking DARE you shove your disgusting advertising into my paid service, i'd sooner see the entire entertainment industry ROT than feed your festering maw
a month from now, the body of an ICE agent will wash up on a new york beach; corpse covered in bruises, smartphone still in his pocket logged into his very racist Twitter account
no apparent cause of death, a whistle jammed in his throat
no apparent cause of death, a whistle jammed in his throat
Law & Order Sound Effect (HQ)
YouTube video by Erewon
youtu.be
January 29, 2026 at 8:09 AM
a month from now, the body of an ICE agent will wash up on a new york beach; corpse covered in bruises, smartphone still in his pocket logged into his very racist Twitter account
no apparent cause of death, a whistle jammed in his throat
no apparent cause of death, a whistle jammed in his throat
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January 27, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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We’re proud to present the debut of Donkey Dong Cunty performing “Snake Eater.” Huge thanks to Rock M Sakura for transforming Rocco into his drag persona!
January 29, 2026 at 1:02 AM
We’re proud to present the debut of Donkey Dong Cunty performing “Snake Eater.” Huge thanks to Rock M Sakura for transforming Rocco into his drag persona!
i've always wanted to be the kind of guy who plays Castlevania games but i just don't think it's going to happen
January 29, 2026 at 4:37 AM
i've always wanted to be the kind of guy who plays Castlevania games but i just don't think it's going to happen
cannot believe the third most expensive Final Fantasy magic card i have is a regular fucking chocobo
January 29, 2026 at 1:32 AM
cannot believe the third most expensive Final Fantasy magic card i have is a regular fucking chocobo
don't think i fully realised how much of my life was controlled by a little piece of my brain that scans EVERYTHING to check each possible reason [action] might be a bad idea before it lets me do anything
until ADHD meds just... turn it off? and i can do things? is this how people are living???
until ADHD meds just... turn it off? and i can do things? is this how people are living???
January 28, 2026 at 11:36 PM
don't think i fully realised how much of my life was controlled by a little piece of my brain that scans EVERYTHING to check each possible reason [action] might be a bad idea before it lets me do anything
until ADHD meds just... turn it off? and i can do things? is this how people are living???
until ADHD meds just... turn it off? and i can do things? is this how people are living???
devil descartes who sits on my shoulder: you can never know the thoughts of others, perhaps if everyone stops thinking of you then you will stop existing
angel decartes on the other shoulder: if only your thoughts exist then the world is your clay to mold
stomach descartes: eat 10 donuts who cares
angel decartes on the other shoulder: if only your thoughts exist then the world is your clay to mold
stomach descartes: eat 10 donuts who cares
January 28, 2026 at 11:30 PM
devil descartes who sits on my shoulder: you can never know the thoughts of others, perhaps if everyone stops thinking of you then you will stop existing
angel decartes on the other shoulder: if only your thoughts exist then the world is your clay to mold
stomach descartes: eat 10 donuts who cares
angel decartes on the other shoulder: if only your thoughts exist then the world is your clay to mold
stomach descartes: eat 10 donuts who cares
being funny and rude (in a way that does not overpower the funny) is such a great way to slowly DESTROY fascists; it's like hitting a glowing weak spot on a video game boss
"When one fed attempted to blow off the crowd by visibly watching basketball highlights on his phone, a protester shouted “You’re watching ads, you broke bitch! Kill yourself!” The federal agent returned to his room shortly thereafter."
crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...
crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...
The Noise Demonstrations Keeping ICE Agents Awake at Their Hotels
Participants in the noise demonstrations targeting hotels that house federal agents in the Twin Cities recount their experiences and explain how this tactic might be employed elsewhere.
crimethinc.com
January 28, 2026 at 11:19 PM
being funny and rude (in a way that does not overpower the funny) is such a great way to slowly DESTROY fascists; it's like hitting a glowing weak spot on a video game boss
my autistic son wanted a bunch of balloons blown up yesterday and it has given the house an air of malicious whimsy
January 28, 2026 at 10:59 PM
my autistic son wanted a bunch of balloons blown up yesterday and it has given the house an air of malicious whimsy
"we're going to ask the state-controlled murderers to take their masks off at work" is deeply hilarious and makes me want to [REDACTED] [REDACTED] these useless cunts
SCHUMER says Democrats are “united” behind three DHS reforms
1/ End roving patrols; tighten the rules on warrants and require ICE to coordinate with local authorities.
2/ Enforce accountability; a uniform code of conduct.
3/ Require masks off, body cameras on, agents carry ID.
1/ End roving patrols; tighten the rules on warrants and require ICE to coordinate with local authorities.
2/ Enforce accountability; a uniform code of conduct.
3/ Require masks off, body cameras on, agents carry ID.
January 28, 2026 at 10:58 PM
"we're going to ask the state-controlled murderers to take their masks off at work" is deeply hilarious and makes me want to [REDACTED] [REDACTED] these useless cunts
it's been a while since anyone announced a mode of being; goblin mode was ages ago, i need some new DLC
January 28, 2026 at 10:53 PM
it's been a while since anyone announced a mode of being; goblin mode was ages ago, i need some new DLC
this encapsulates something perfectly human... resisting a powerful authoritarian government but also pulling the strings on the complexities of social interaction
it's also INCREDIBLY funny
it's also INCREDIBLY funny
one of the agents said “okay we know” when we were whistling so i leaned in and whistled louder and he threatened to pepper spray me. i then said “are you scared of a fucking whistle dawg” and he very meekly said “no i’m not scared of a whistle”
January 28, 2026 at 10:46 PM
this encapsulates something perfectly human... resisting a powerful authoritarian government but also pulling the strings on the complexities of social interaction
it's also INCREDIBLY funny
it's also INCREDIBLY funny