andy, known agitator
@meltedmasks.me
Brain Worms (https://brainworms.me) | Fragments TTRPG System | #mediacrit | writer dude | he/him | Wellington, Aotearoa
currently playing: Bloodborne || The Invincible || Robot Alchemic Drive
currently playing: Bloodborne || The Invincible || Robot Alchemic Drive
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me acting silly searching the Epstein Files for keyword "murder"
the files: "subject line MURDER FOR HIRE MEETING hello dudes just following up on that MURDERER we hired to MURDER someone's ex-girlfriend, where's a good place to meet a MURDER GUY?"
the files: "subject line MURDER FOR HIRE MEETING hello dudes just following up on that MURDERER we hired to MURDER someone's ex-girlfriend, where's a good place to meet a MURDER GUY?"
February 1, 2026 at 11:45 AM
me acting silly searching the Epstein Files for keyword "murder"
the files: "subject line MURDER FOR HIRE MEETING hello dudes just following up on that MURDERER we hired to MURDER someone's ex-girlfriend, where's a good place to meet a MURDER GUY?"
the files: "subject line MURDER FOR HIRE MEETING hello dudes just following up on that MURDERER we hired to MURDER someone's ex-girlfriend, where's a good place to meet a MURDER GUY?"
me acting silly searching the Epstein Files for keyword "murder"
the files: "subject line MURDER FOR HIRE MEETING hello dudes just following up on that MURDERER we hired to MURDER someone's ex-girlfriend, where's a good place to meet a MURDER GUY?"
the files: "subject line MURDER FOR HIRE MEETING hello dudes just following up on that MURDERER we hired to MURDER someone's ex-girlfriend, where's a good place to meet a MURDER GUY?"
February 1, 2026 at 11:45 AM
me acting silly searching the Epstein Files for keyword "murder"
the files: "subject line MURDER FOR HIRE MEETING hello dudes just following up on that MURDERER we hired to MURDER someone's ex-girlfriend, where's a good place to meet a MURDER GUY?"
the files: "subject line MURDER FOR HIRE MEETING hello dudes just following up on that MURDERER we hired to MURDER someone's ex-girlfriend, where's a good place to meet a MURDER GUY?"
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I’m starting to think the people who are excited about “AI agents” have literally never used a computer in their lives
February 1, 2026 at 2:56 AM
I’m starting to think the people who are excited about “AI agents” have literally never used a computer in their lives
a very funny detail of this is how rarely this guy posts, he came barrelling in specifically to make himself sound like a guy who loves pedophiles (1/93)
I feel like someone’s gotta say something, so I guess it’s going to be me. I’m 100% certain that I either know, have met, or have sought meetings with people who have done horrible things in their lives, too. How about y’all? Association is not causation, and it's not guilt — of anything. (1/8)
February 1, 2026 at 2:15 AM
a very funny detail of this is how rarely this guy posts, he came barrelling in specifically to make himself sound like a guy who loves pedophiles (1/93)
tech escape update for february:
:) emails are off Gmail onto Proton no sweat except a few stragglers
:) calendar and documents moved to Proton and Obsidian
:( no replacement for Keep notes yet
:) now "permanently" using Linux for my home PC and learning quick
feels powerful, intentional
:) emails are off Gmail onto Proton no sweat except a few stragglers
:) calendar and documents moved to Proton and Obsidian
:( no replacement for Keep notes yet
:) now "permanently" using Linux for my home PC and learning quick
feels powerful, intentional
February 1, 2026 at 1:33 AM
tech escape update for february:
:) emails are off Gmail onto Proton no sweat except a few stragglers
:) calendar and documents moved to Proton and Obsidian
:( no replacement for Keep notes yet
:) now "permanently" using Linux for my home PC and learning quick
feels powerful, intentional
:) emails are off Gmail onto Proton no sweat except a few stragglers
:) calendar and documents moved to Proton and Obsidian
:( no replacement for Keep notes yet
:) now "permanently" using Linux for my home PC and learning quick
feels powerful, intentional
important to note that out of all the things big and small that i've fought for, almost all of them worked out in my favour because i showed up to fight and never left
Audre Lorde, in a 1989 commencement address, said, "Remember this, despair is a tool of your enemies. That rumor, 'You can’t fight City Hall,' is circulated by City Hall. Facing the realities of our lives gives us the motivation for action, it gives us the power to change. You are not powerless."
February 1, 2026 at 1:10 AM
important to note that out of all the things big and small that i've fought for, almost all of them worked out in my favour because i showed up to fight and never left
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My man took FIRST?!
January 31, 2026 at 10:43 PM
My man took FIRST?!
I'm pretty heckin' great at solving other people's problems, i would have been an excellent Scott Bakula
January 31, 2026 at 11:19 PM
I'm pretty heckin' great at solving other people's problems, i would have been an excellent Scott Bakula
people should at least have to fill in a tiny form when they decide not to be your friend instead of slowly becoming harder to talk to over weeks, months or years
you know like when you report a child absent from school
this isn't based on anything personal i just took my ADHD meds buzz buzz buzzz
you know like when you report a child absent from school
this isn't based on anything personal i just took my ADHD meds buzz buzz buzzz
January 31, 2026 at 10:18 PM
people should at least have to fill in a tiny form when they decide not to be your friend instead of slowly becoming harder to talk to over weeks, months or years
you know like when you report a child absent from school
this isn't based on anything personal i just took my ADHD meds buzz buzz buzzz
you know like when you report a child absent from school
this isn't based on anything personal i just took my ADHD meds buzz buzz buzzz
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fans reeling today as DOJ releases confirm Dr Teeth of Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem is mentioned in the Epstein Files
January 31, 2026 at 8:59 PM
fans reeling today as DOJ releases confirm Dr Teeth of Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem is mentioned in the Epstein Files
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i have a license to open carry bofa
January 31, 2026 at 5:12 PM
i have a license to open carry bofa
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May you feel as much joy today as the bouncer in this video.
January 31, 2026 at 2:47 PM
May you feel as much joy today as the bouncer in this video.
fans reeling today as DOJ releases confirm Dr Teeth of Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem is mentioned in the Epstein Files
January 31, 2026 at 8:59 PM
fans reeling today as DOJ releases confirm Dr Teeth of Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem is mentioned in the Epstein Files
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GARTH ENNIS COMING UP WITH A NEW COMIC IDEA: What if the Teen Titans all sucked each other off and got herpes. That’d be so fucking funny dude
GARTH ENNIS SITTING DOWN TO WRITE THE COMIC: These poor fucking kids. They didn’t ask for this herpes. [sobbing now] They’re just kids,
GARTH ENNIS SITTING DOWN TO WRITE THE COMIC: These poor fucking kids. They didn’t ask for this herpes. [sobbing now] They’re just kids,
November 22, 2024 at 7:17 PM
GARTH ENNIS COMING UP WITH A NEW COMIC IDEA: What if the Teen Titans all sucked each other off and got herpes. That’d be so fucking funny dude
GARTH ENNIS SITTING DOWN TO WRITE THE COMIC: These poor fucking kids. They didn’t ask for this herpes. [sobbing now] They’re just kids,
GARTH ENNIS SITTING DOWN TO WRITE THE COMIC: These poor fucking kids. They didn’t ask for this herpes. [sobbing now] They’re just kids,
just a single Jeffrey Epstein fact from the last 24 hours contains so much concentrated online energy that it could kill a normal person instantly; please be careful when taking these facts out into the wild
January 31, 2026 at 5:23 AM
just a single Jeffrey Epstein fact from the last 24 hours contains so much concentrated online energy that it could kill a normal person instantly; please be careful when taking these facts out into the wild
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January 30, 2026 at 6:54 PM
i'd go, but for a good reason unlike all the criminals and pedophiles
If I was a billionaire I would not take trips to Crime Island. I would own The Simpsons arcade machine
January 31, 2026 at 4:15 AM
i'd go, but for a good reason unlike all the criminals and pedophiles
objectively, the most interesting part of getting migraines for me is that the neuro part will press on the vibes centre of the brain and trigger: Unwarranted Bad Mood, Chatty Hyper-Positivity, Just Really Horny, or even Inescapable Dark Feeling That Everything Happening Has Happened Before
January 31, 2026 at 3:40 AM
objectively, the most interesting part of getting migraines for me is that the neuro part will press on the vibes centre of the brain and trigger: Unwarranted Bad Mood, Chatty Hyper-Positivity, Just Really Horny, or even Inescapable Dark Feeling That Everything Happening Has Happened Before
what's it like living with three pre-teen children, one of whom is autistic with high sensory needs? so Wellington gets frequent earthquakes, but i generally don't notice them
January 30, 2026 at 3:42 AM
what's it like living with three pre-teen children, one of whom is autistic with high sensory needs? so Wellington gets frequent earthquakes, but i generally don't notice them
if people are posting their dogs and cats to the group chat and you post a picture of your human child that should be considered a Reverse and win you that round
January 30, 2026 at 2:04 AM
if people are posting their dogs and cats to the group chat and you post a picture of your human child that should be considered a Reverse and win you that round
it's mostly not worth debating with pro-genAI people at this point because their intellectual battery ran out a long time ago; more productive to just make them feel deeply ashamed and peace out
sorry baby brain, if you were capable of putting together an argument yourself, you wouldn't be using AI
sorry baby brain, if you were capable of putting together an argument yourself, you wouldn't be using AI
January 30, 2026 at 1:17 AM
it's mostly not worth debating with pro-genAI people at this point because their intellectual battery ran out a long time ago; more productive to just make them feel deeply ashamed and peace out
sorry baby brain, if you were capable of putting together an argument yourself, you wouldn't be using AI
sorry baby brain, if you were capable of putting together an argument yourself, you wouldn't be using AI
after experimenting last month, my goal this weekend is to fully move out of the Windows ecosystem into Linux; outside the office, i can no longer deal with the cognitive dissonance of using computers that suck ass on purpose, and will only ever get worse
January 30, 2026 at 1:02 AM
after experimenting last month, my goal this weekend is to fully move out of the Windows ecosystem into Linux; outside the office, i can no longer deal with the cognitive dissonance of using computers that suck ass on purpose, and will only ever get worse
you can't trick me into being okay with ads all over websites and videos; i have infinite energy and i will happily use it to rage against a world that tries to make advertising an inevitable consequence of commerce and society; work out some other way to do things or die, i do not care
January 29, 2026 at 10:04 PM
you can't trick me into being okay with ads all over websites and videos; i have infinite energy and i will happily use it to rage against a world that tries to make advertising an inevitable consequence of commerce and society; work out some other way to do things or die, i do not care
i stay young by telling my younger friends that i don't have any back problems and watching them do little hunchback frowns
January 29, 2026 at 9:57 PM
i stay young by telling my younger friends that i don't have any back problems and watching them do little hunchback frowns