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Brain Worms (https://brainworms.me) | They Steal Our Faces TTRPG | #mediacrit | writer dude | he/him | Wellington, Aotearoa

currently playing: The Outer Worlds || Silent Hill f || ZZZ
CEOs have been obsolete for a long time
November 12, 2025 at 7:53 AM
having a steam deck all of a sudden has probably saved me money, given all the games I had on my list of "I already own this, but wouldn't it be nice to play on the switch..."
November 12, 2025 at 7:46 AM
"you'll be left behind if you don't use ai" okay :)
November 12, 2025 at 6:11 AM
y'all ever accidentally snort the broth from an exceedingly spicy ramen and choke for like 10 minutes? haha me neither
November 12, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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we already solved this James Bond problem, guys
November 11, 2025 at 12:57 PM
we already solved this James Bond problem, guys
November 11, 2025 at 12:57 PM
when you're being mean to me just know this is who you're being mean to
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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stole all my neighbour's patio furniture during the purge and now he's just gotta stand there and watch me enjoy it for a whole year
June 17, 2023 at 6:31 PM
annoyed to have discovered that the Australian food industry Health Star system is a huge scam, thank you to the 6-7 people who understand this post, i read a lot of PDFs for no good reason
November 11, 2025 at 11:05 AM
hi it's me, your brain. instead of going to sleep to put aside your worries and recover, have you considered sitting up and obsessing over those worries relentlessly, then getting a headache because you're tired, so now you still have worries and also a headache?
November 10, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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unfortunately this weekend I discovered it's really fun to collect Final Fantasy MtG cards, here are some of the cooler cards I pulled so far
November 9, 2025 at 12:24 PM
americans love to get absolutely reamed by their own systems and then tell you to keep having faith in those systems
November 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
unfortunately this weekend I discovered it's really fun to collect Final Fantasy MtG cards, here are some of the cooler cards I pulled so far
November 9, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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That Left Turn at Hollow Bastion
November 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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I need to learn to draw more gooder, but only for dumb jokes
November 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I need to learn to draw more gooder, but only for dumb jokes
November 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
idk who this is for but if you're an artist with the right interests please draw it:

My Hero Cacodemia
November 8, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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This is what they took from you
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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"father and son killed" oh thats so sad

"by swarm of asian giant hornets" okay thats a bit silly, i feel bad for thinking its silly

"while ziplining" come ON now
November 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
someone didn't know about the Jeremy Renner app so i got to tell them about the Jeremy Renner app
November 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
"father and son killed" oh thats so sad

"by swarm of asian giant hornets" okay thats a bit silly, i feel bad for thinking its silly

"while ziplining" come ON now
November 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
you ever just uh djsejjjcj krj f jejdjdjdjj jrjj jcgaaaAaaa AAAAAAAAGH AAAAGH AAAAAAGH AAAAH GAAAAHH AHHHGFHFH
November 4, 2025 at 9:00 AM
as far as i can tell, a bodega is a corner store but sometimes Spider-Man is there
I will support any New York mayoral candidate who admits bodegas are just convenience stores and everywhere in the world has them
November 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
revenge is a nasty word, i prefer to think of it as personally beneficial justice
November 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM