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dynamite with a palanquin
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Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
If malls hadn't existed I probably would've gone my entire life without ever having used an escalator.
September 11, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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being online in 2025 is figuring out whether a post about how everything is bad refers to the general state of being alive, or refers to some specific news item that was just published
September 3, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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IN THE FIGHT AGAINST FASCISM

PORNOGRAPHERS HAVE YOUR BACK

DO YOU HAVE THEIRS?
August 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Bizarre Cold War era commercial for RC Cola.
RC Cola (1985)
YouTube video by Matthew Callan
www.youtube.com
August 12, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Got a cool reply to a YouTube comment I made a while back.
June 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Blood Sugar Friendship Magik
May 20, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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You will never lick a boot so well and so often that they let you take a turn wearing it.
December 10, 2024 at 5:05 PM
If I was Pope I'd go with either Sixtus VI or Guinefort I.
May 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
May 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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old phone who was this
March 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Disco Elysium is kind of like Herman's Head if it was good.
March 16, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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FEBRUARY 28TH 10AM PST!!!!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf7b...
Pretty Pretty Please I Don’t Want to be a Magical Girl (PILOT)
YouTube video by Kiana Khansmith
www.youtube.com
February 28, 2025 at 5:09 AM
When given the option, spend money on experiences instead of things.
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
January 31, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Tell your friends you appreciate them. We're going to need to support each other in the times ahead.
January 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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wishing a very happy Feast of the Ass to all who celebrate 🙏
January 14, 2025 at 1:51 PM
January 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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I survived because the dumpster fire within me burned brighter than the dumpster fire around me
December 31, 2024 at 4:04 PM
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I wrote about the reaction to the shooting of a CEO.

"It seems to me that when you create a world where human life has been made as cheap as possible, you will eventually find you live in a world where your human life is deemed by others to be cheap, too."

www.the-reframe.com/peaceful-sol...
Peaceful Solutions
On respectable and profitable human-suffering engines, the murder of a CEO, propriety in a land where life has been cheapened, and some good news for those who seek peaceful solutions.
www.the-reframe.com
December 8, 2024 at 7:39 PM
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I grew up with TNG, only saw TOS as an adult. The infamous Space Hippie episode really surprised me when I finally saw it. While it's certainly not good, it's actually way more sympathetic to the hippies than I expected.

(Though not the Timothy Leary expy.)
December 15, 2024 at 3:50 AM
From NPR news in Washington, I'm Khan Noonien Singh
December 3, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Half my brain is shortcut keys. When I'm old and on my deathbed the last things I'll remember will be the Meow Mix song and that ctrl+shift+f9 deletes all breakpoints in a project.
November 28, 2024 at 1:14 AM
I asked a question about a product I wanted to buy and the answer is...ominous?
November 22, 2024 at 8:17 PM