Francis Ford Chocula
@gelatinouscube.com
dynamite with a palanquin
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Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight
If malls hadn't existed I probably would've gone my entire life without ever having used an escalator.
September 11, 2025 at 7:48 AM
If malls hadn't existed I probably would've gone my entire life without ever having used an escalator.
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being online in 2025 is figuring out whether a post about how everything is bad refers to the general state of being alive, or refers to some specific news item that was just published
September 3, 2025 at 10:27 PM
being online in 2025 is figuring out whether a post about how everything is bad refers to the general state of being alive, or refers to some specific news item that was just published
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IN THE FIGHT AGAINST FASCISM
PORNOGRAPHERS HAVE YOUR BACK
DO YOU HAVE THEIRS?
PORNOGRAPHERS HAVE YOUR BACK
DO YOU HAVE THEIRS?
August 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
IN THE FIGHT AGAINST FASCISM
PORNOGRAPHERS HAVE YOUR BACK
DO YOU HAVE THEIRS?
PORNOGRAPHERS HAVE YOUR BACK
DO YOU HAVE THEIRS?
Bizarre Cold War era commercial for RC Cola.
RC Cola (1985)
YouTube video by Matthew Callan
www.youtube.com
August 12, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Bizarre Cold War era commercial for RC Cola.
Got a cool reply to a YouTube comment I made a while back.
June 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Got a cool reply to a YouTube comment I made a while back.
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
Blood Sugar Friendship Magik
May 20, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Blood Sugar Friendship Magik
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You will never lick a boot so well and so often that they let you take a turn wearing it.
December 10, 2024 at 5:05 PM
You will never lick a boot so well and so often that they let you take a turn wearing it.
If I was Pope I'd go with either Sixtus VI or Guinefort I.
May 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
If I was Pope I'd go with either Sixtus VI or Guinefort I.
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Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
May 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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old phone who was this
March 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
old phone who was this
Disco Elysium is kind of like Herman's Head if it was good.
March 16, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Disco Elysium is kind of like Herman's Head if it was good.
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FEBRUARY 28TH 10AM PST!!!!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf7b...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf7b...
Pretty Pretty Please I Don’t Want to be a Magical Girl (PILOT)
YouTube video by Kiana Khansmith
www.youtube.com
February 28, 2025 at 5:09 AM
FEBRUARY 28TH 10AM PST!!!!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf7b...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf7b...
When given the option, spend money on experiences instead of things.
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
January 31, 2025 at 12:57 AM
When given the option, spend money on experiences instead of things.
Tell your friends you appreciate them. We're going to need to support each other in the times ahead.
January 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Tell your friends you appreciate them. We're going to need to support each other in the times ahead.
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wishing a very happy Feast of the Ass to all who celebrate 🙏
January 14, 2025 at 1:51 PM
wishing a very happy Feast of the Ass to all who celebrate 🙏
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I survived because the dumpster fire within me burned brighter than the dumpster fire around me
December 31, 2024 at 4:04 PM
I survived because the dumpster fire within me burned brighter than the dumpster fire around me
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I wrote about the reaction to the shooting of a CEO.
"It seems to me that when you create a world where human life has been made as cheap as possible, you will eventually find you live in a world where your human life is deemed by others to be cheap, too."
www.the-reframe.com/peaceful-sol...
"It seems to me that when you create a world where human life has been made as cheap as possible, you will eventually find you live in a world where your human life is deemed by others to be cheap, too."
www.the-reframe.com/peaceful-sol...
Peaceful Solutions
On respectable and profitable human-suffering engines, the murder of a CEO, propriety in a land where life has been cheapened, and some good news for those who seek peaceful solutions.
www.the-reframe.com
December 8, 2024 at 7:39 PM
I wrote about the reaction to the shooting of a CEO.
"It seems to me that when you create a world where human life has been made as cheap as possible, you will eventually find you live in a world where your human life is deemed by others to be cheap, too."
www.the-reframe.com/peaceful-sol...
"It seems to me that when you create a world where human life has been made as cheap as possible, you will eventually find you live in a world where your human life is deemed by others to be cheap, too."
www.the-reframe.com/peaceful-sol...
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I grew up with TNG, only saw TOS as an adult. The infamous Space Hippie episode really surprised me when I finally saw it. While it's certainly not good, it's actually way more sympathetic to the hippies than I expected.
(Though not the Timothy Leary expy.)
(Though not the Timothy Leary expy.)
December 15, 2024 at 3:50 AM
I grew up with TNG, only saw TOS as an adult. The infamous Space Hippie episode really surprised me when I finally saw it. While it's certainly not good, it's actually way more sympathetic to the hippies than I expected.
(Though not the Timothy Leary expy.)
(Though not the Timothy Leary expy.)
From NPR news in Washington, I'm Khan Noonien Singh
December 3, 2024 at 3:44 PM
From NPR news in Washington, I'm Khan Noonien Singh
Half my brain is shortcut keys. When I'm old and on my deathbed the last things I'll remember will be the Meow Mix song and that ctrl+shift+f9 deletes all breakpoints in a project.
November 28, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Half my brain is shortcut keys. When I'm old and on my deathbed the last things I'll remember will be the Meow Mix song and that ctrl+shift+f9 deletes all breakpoints in a project.
I asked a question about a product I wanted to buy and the answer is...ominous?
November 22, 2024 at 8:17 PM
I asked a question about a product I wanted to buy and the answer is...ominous?