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Natalie Dee
@nataliedee.bsky.social
♏️♒️♏️ VT. Design/illustration, ceramics, and tarot. Co-host at GBU + The Great Mistake. Come see me at nataliedee.com
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Forest Spirit #2. Slipcast porcelain in vintage mold, black engobe, etc.
They used to give us visions of our lives flashing before our eyes, and ceremonies where they'd weigh our hearts against a feather.
January 21, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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half of americans don't have a passport, and 1/3 of us don't have $500 in savings, so europeans lecturing us about how we're not going to be received well when traveling abroad doesn't land in the way they might hope
January 21, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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The cops can’t compare to my 2011 Malibu skills. Nothing can defeat this New Year’s Eve.

#blizzardriders
#rebellionofcars
#hotrods
#musclecars
#nintendo
#nintendotapes
January 1, 2026 at 3:37 AM
god bless us, everyone
today, on Christmas Eve, i am pleased to share with you my short story which won the local paper's holiday writing contest. alt text spread across two images. i didn't choose celeste age 6's illustration to go with this, but it's perfect. may all of you have long food and a merry christmas
December 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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today at patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity, the most practical reason you've ever heard to legalize and regulate all drugs. plus: fridge tek, TikTok voice, the end of american intellectualism, and a talking unicorn. join me and @nataliedee.bsky.social now & get over 400 more patron-only episodes.
December 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
If you were to ask me which Sarah Becan books I had, the answer would be all of them. They're some of my favorite cookbooks! Anyone you know would be thrilled to get any of them, plus you can buy them from her and avoid sending money to the oligarchy this holiday season.
I found out this week that I'm being laid off from my design job at the end of the year. ☹️

My partner's got a job, we have savings, it's not dire.

But if you've ever wanted books or prints from me: sarahbecan.square.site

or shirts or totes: sarahbecan.threadless.com

...now is a great time. 🙂
December 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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I had this idea in my head for ages and in 2022 I made it real. They’re too heavy to wear on the daily but they are my Rx. Maybe I’ll try again in the future & make them lighter. #OccularDentata #TheCorinthian
May 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
My Christmas gift this year is gonna be unfollowing anyone who posts a Spotify Unwrapped.
December 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Revelation 6:6 "And I heard as it were a voice in the midst of the four living creatures, saying: Two pounds of wheat for a penny, and thrice two pounds of barley for a penny, and see thou hurt not the oil..."

Having the gas despite everything else being💰 is a sign of the Apocalypse. Just saying!
Trump: "China doesn't have gasoline. We do."
December 2, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Wow, all of the ceramic pieces on my site were sold out by this morning, except for this bowl. Weirdly, it was my favorite piece from the whole load. If you want to snag it before someone else does, go grab it at nataliedee.com.
November 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
It’s here, the new nataliedee.com. I’ll be posting ceramics, writing, and all future art projects on this page, exactly where it all belongs. If you want ceramics, now is the time! Once they’re gone, they’re gone
November 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
This is my favorite thing Drew has ever made. I read it page-by-page as he was writing it, a couple times when he was laying it out and proofreading it, and probably 4 or 5 more times since then. Everything he's made since Veins has been a victory lap, IMO.
my novel VEINS is now available at drewtoothpaste.com and i'm including some excerpts here. it downloads as a PDF and it's $4.99
November 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I am always giving these birds treats because I LOVE hearing them lose their minds when they peck around and find The Good Shit.
don't get mad at me for putting their food on the ground. they like it better that way
November 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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join @nataliedee.bsky.social and me in today's The Great Mistake, where we give you the nasty details on just how wretched the billionaires really are: patreon.com/garbagebrain...
October 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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the pathetic apple tree in my front yard dropped all of its leaves but still has five apples hanging on it. it looks like i got a stick from the woods and glued apples onto it but it's a real tree
October 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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a few weeks ago, me and @nataliedee.bsky.social quietly launched our new series The Great Mistake, where we make fun of the worst things tech bros and corporations are doing right now, and, more importantly, how you can get out from under their thumbs. Listen @ patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity
October 16, 2025 at 5:18 PM
big dot mug, thrown, painted and glazed by me
October 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
i'd like to give a shoutout to the moon, she's really on her bullshit out there tonight.
October 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
truer words were never spoken.
I'm my best self when I'm high as balls, and simply put, I don't like to deprive others of being around the best version of my self
September 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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today, @nataliedee.bsky.social and I talked about several things, some of them too controversial for the ears of the public, and so this episode is For Patrons Only. to listen, simply become a patron and you'll get 400+ patrons-only episodes here: patreon.com/garbagebrain...
September 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Logging back on after dinner and bluesky's like
August 30, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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a selection of our recent episodes of Everything Is Real. this 140-episode series is for patrons only, but the good news is that it's all yours for five bucks: patreon.com/garbagebrain...
August 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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i'm selling some original Toothpaste For Dinner art at drewtoothpaste.com. first come, first served (signed, selected randomly, ships separately from shirts)
August 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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AI converts simpletons into monsters, turns lonely people insane, and it does so by looting public resources, destroying the planet, and stealing from the creative. It’s not revolutionary. It’s just Facebook 2.0. But now every tech oligarch can get in on the ground floor.
August 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM