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Francis Ford Chocula
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September 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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A couple weeks ago it told me John Waters had a daughter with Sinead O'Connor. After further research I determined that it got him him mixed up with John Waters the newspaper columnist.
A Google search for "john waters director partner" returns an inaccurate AI Overview saying that "The question likely refers to the American Filmmaker and author John Waters. His partner is Rita Simons, whom he married in December 2014. He also has a daughter, born 1996, from a previous relationship with singer Sinead O'Connor."
July 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Got a cool reply to a YouTube comment I made a while back.
June 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Translucent clip art illustrations of an ostrich, an inside-out umbrella, and the Show Me What You Got head from Rick & Morty laid over similarly-shaped spots on bird poo on concrete.
June 17, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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I made this youtube comment on your last video a while back. I hope you saw it.
June 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Two photos of Kilmar Garcia's knuckle tattoos, but the questionable label that said "MS 13" has been replaced by "F I S H" on the left and "C H I P" on the right.
May 1, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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March 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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I'm so sorry. I lost my girl Sugar in June. Do you have any more pictures you'd like to share? Here are a couple of my favorites I haven't shared.
A very pretty cat with a white body, blue eyes and a brown face and ears sits in a closet on top of a box of kimchi mix that itself is on top of a box of bottled water. A very pretty cat with a white body, blue eyes and a brown face and ears looks out of a cat bed shaped like a shark.
January 14, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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A screenshot from YouTube reading: "AI-generated video summary This video offers a playful recipe for a "drywall treat" that might appeal to children with pica, a condition involving cravings for non-food items. The recipe involves mixing gypsum, paper, and other ingredients, and baking the mixture into bite-sized treats. The video encourages viewers to get creative with toppings, suggesting options like paint chips, screws, and dirt."
January 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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I asked a question about a product I wanted to buy and the answer is...ominous?
November 22, 2024 at 8:17 PM
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my mind hasn't been this blown since Mario Odyssey added realistic-looking people
A screenshot from Super Mario Odyssey where Mario, who is cartoonishly proportioned, is standing next an NPC who is rendered more realistically.
November 21, 2024 at 5:24 AM
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Thanks for sharing your cat. Here's one of mine also drinking water from her preferred source.
November 8, 2024 at 6:35 AM
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Lucy Van Pelt from "Peanuts" with a word bubble reading, "Christ, what an asshole."
October 31, 2024 at 1:42 AM
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This is how I ended up with an entire drawer full of googly eye stickers. I thought I was buying a bag of ten, but I was buying 50 bags of 100.
A close up of a pile of bags of 100 Wiggle Eye stickers each.
October 8, 2024 at 1:32 PM
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"Aren't you a little short for a president?"
A small plastic model of an RX-78-2 Gundam stands among empty model kit sprues with one hand raised to wave at the camera.
July 21, 2024 at 11:58 PM
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TIL there's a Transformers EU, and it's weird as hell.
A wiki entry reading "Rung presented the Functionist Council with a unique problem: no-one, not even Rung himself, knew the purpose of his altmode. This threatened to undermine their entire philosophy and the Grand Cybertronian Taxonomy itself, so the psychiatrist was subjected to repeated and rigorous tests and in the meantime, to 'reassure' other Cybertronians, he was forced to wear a false wheel on his back. Eventually, even the Council found themselves stumped as to what Rung's purpose could be and so the problem was neatly sidestepped by creating a new entry in the Grand Cybertronian Taxonomy specifically for Rung's altmode: they classified him as an 'ornament'."
May 4, 2024 at 6:09 PM
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February 29, 2024 at 8:01 PM
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A Twitter post by mitch mitchell (@czarmitch) reading "studies (conducted in my home) have shown that when you sing your cat a little song about how much you love them, they understand exactly what you're saying, and they feel it in their little heart".
February 28, 2024 at 12:40 AM
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To the tune of Whatta Man:

🎶 What a cat, what a cat, what a cat
What a kitty-kitty cat (gotta say it again now) 🎶
A white cat with grey ears sleeps with her top half hanging out of her cat bed like a limp noddle.
February 28, 2024 at 12:15 AM
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A pretty cat with a white body and greyish face and ears sleeps with her eyes shut tight in front of a computer keyboard.
February 21, 2024 at 1:09 AM
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Sugar supervises my Lego builds.
A cute cat with a white body, brownish grey face and blue eyes sits on a table next to the instructions for, and partially assembled Lego model of, the 1989 Batmobile. A cute cat with a white body sits on a table next to instructions for a Lego Targa Lego model. Her head is stuck completely into the box for the same, as if she's doing a quality inspection.
February 16, 2024 at 10:35 AM
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I took this photo the first time I catsit Sugar, not knowing that one day I'd end up adopting her.
A cute cat with a white body, brown tail and greyish-brown face sleeps with her eyes closed in front of a computer keyboard.
February 13, 2024 at 7:03 AM
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I had to get my cat her own pillow to stop her from stealing mine.
A cute cat with a white body and dark face sits on a pillow in a pillowcase with cartoon cats drawn on in it.
February 8, 2024 at 5:51 AM
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I will! Here is a bonus pic.
A beautiful cat with a whitish body, greyish face and blue eyes sits in the mouth of a shark-shaped cat bed.
February 8, 2024 at 3:04 AM
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This is Sugar. I inherited her five years ago from a friend who passed.
A beautiful cat with a whitish body, greyish face and blue eyes looks into the camera with her head slightly to the right.
February 8, 2024 at 3:02 AM