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dynamite with a palanquin
just put that and nothing else on the back of the book and I'll buy it immediately
November 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Stevia Nicks is an awesome bsky name.
October 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Secret Lair x Diet Coke
Secret Lair x Stop & Shop
Secret Lair x the 1912 United States presidential election
September 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
September 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Here's the source of the quote, for anyone interested: thebaffler.com/salvos/the-p...
The Problem with Music | Steve Albini
How record labels use A&R flaks and impenetrable contracts to screw artists while raking in millions
thebaffler.com
September 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Huh, I really thought after yesterday there'd be a break. Glad I was wrong! (At least for a little while.)
August 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
no one's ever really gone
August 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
And it feels, yeah, it feels like
Mrs. Slocombe
Now that you've gone away
August 16, 2025 at 11:28 AM
A couple weeks ago it told me John Waters had a daughter with Sinead O'Connor. After further research I determined that it got him him mixed up with John Waters the newspaper columnist.
July 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
🙃
July 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
And emblematic of how establishment Democrats are failing?
June 29, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I prefer the Windsor knot because an anal-retentive equilateral triangle better communicates who I am as a person.
June 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
June 17, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I made this youtube comment on your last video a while back. I hope you saw it.
June 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Not to mention that most people won't even try:
Two in three shoppers won’t buy products in locked display cases
Most end up trying to find the product in another store, according to a Consumer World survey.
www.retailbrew.com
May 23, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Putting stuff behind glass and then not staffing adequately enough that you can find somebody to unlock it. How dumb can you be to make it impossible for people to actually buy anything?
May 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM