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this just in folks i'm now getting reports that [emily] is still gay
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Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me
May 11, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball
April 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Dystopia is the AARP advising older Americans about how to live in a police state
www.aarp.org/travel/trave...
6 Things You Can Do to Secure Your Phone as You Reenter the Country After Traveling
In some instances, government agents can search your digital devices legally after an international trip
www.aarp.org
April 18, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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bunny
April 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
lrt the way i was just having that convo with a friend yday. and the timing is terrible considering the rise of fascism globally and just uh the dunce who's in the oval office rn of it all. can francis pull a jesus and say lol im back just kidding
April 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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The backlash to Francis will be severe soon, I think. I suspect the Church is going to "go with the winds" and elect someone with more traditional credentials, someone who will collaborate with the far-right more readily and not be weighed down by motioning towards tolerance. But the backlash is—
April 21, 2025 at 8:17 AM
jon bois is in fact my favorite
March 31, 2025 at 4:57 AM
how do i send this tiktok to my therapist, a 50-60 yr old Man
March 22, 2025 at 4:33 AM
overheard these two people talking about the new ashnikko single and they were like "omg have you heard it???? it's so cunty!!!" like god bless. nature is healing etc etc
March 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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what if we all went back to bed. how about that
March 18, 2025 at 12:27 PM
March 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
was at a work training yday and we got to play with fancy skincare and do mud masks for an hour and the brand educator came around to take pictures of us in the mud masks and tell me why my instinct as soon as i saw the camera was to do ✌️😝
March 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
customer the other day jokingly said "oh i hate you!" when i told him i didn't have problems sleeping bc i was helping him find a sleep remedy and i said "oh i have lots of other problems, if that makes you feel better" 💀🤪
March 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Tesla Owner Running Out of Room For Bumper Stickers Explaining Tesla Ownership: bit.ly/3X1tdOs
February 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
stardew & minecraft 🙂‍↕️
What's the most times you've ever bought a video game?

Including ports, remasters, director's cuts, goty editions and such.
February 24, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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"would you please put that in writing" is how you pull off insubordination without actually being insubordinate. Very useful when you are getting sketchy (whatever 'sketchy' might mean) instructions from someone who might not want to take responsibility for it later.

signed, a former union steward.
Have you been asked, as a federal worker, to do something you don't want to do? But they won't put it in writing?

DON'T DO IT.

If they're going to punish you? MAKE THEM PUT IT IN WRITING. ALL OF IT.

Document, document, document.

Act confused. Be confused! Go slow. Require clarity. Lots. Document
February 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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sorry i've been so testy lately. it's just because of every single thing in the entire world
February 7, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Me opening the news every fucking morning
February 2, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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My notifs frequently look like this
February 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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I saw this on tumblr earlier and I think it's a pretty good outlook to have, especially as people leave twitter for bluesky. You don't have to dunk on people. You do not have to spread bigotry by trying to mock it. You can report, block, and move on. Don't unintentionally give bigots a platform.
October 17, 2024 at 5:33 PM
introduce yourself with 4 movies 🫡✌️
January 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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January 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Be sure to check the second step in the thread. Apparently you gotta do the steps in that order.

Also thank you OP for giving URLs instead of just a screenshot with no info on how to get there
Hey All: Google is pulling the "automatically on for anyone over 18" bullshit with Gemini that the Dropbox did for its AI, but I can't afford to ditch Google Drive/Docs/Workspace.

If you have a personal Google Account, first go to gemini.google.com/extensions and turn everything off...
January 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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a fluffy dog..... i need to start drawing bgs 😔
January 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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this is over 10 years old (which is why it doesnt have my bsky info lol) but i still really like how it turned out
January 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM