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Alastair
@gambakufu.bsky.social
120 followers 190 following 330 posts
On a lilo in a sea of alright
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gambakufu.bsky.social
I shouldn't have to be reading about "groyperism" on the website of a mainstream British newspaper, ffs.
November 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
gambakufu.bsky.social
Kyle Fletcher turned into Ian Riccaboni so slowly I don't think anyone noticed
November 20, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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jetthedrake.bsky.social
People coming to bluesky because twitter is broke
November 18, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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downwithdan.bsky.social
lol she got his ass and he knows it
Joyce Carol Oates @Joyce... 17h O So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates— scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend's or relative's accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the "most wealthy person in the world." Elon Musk ' @elonmusk X.com Oates is a liar and delights in being mean. Not a good human.
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
gambakufu.bsky.social
Absolutely howled with laughter when Nick's little ballsack burned green. The absolute perfect couldn't-script-it finish to the worst group of faithfuls in history, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory that they didn't deserve at all
November 6, 2025 at 10:05 PM
gambakufu.bsky.social
Some very weird scorelines in the Championship today. Greatest league in the world
November 1, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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belalugosisdad.bsky.social
The concept of "Rememberance" as it applies to the First World War is meaningless now anyway, because there are 5 people left in the UK who were born before November 1918, and only one of them is old enough to meaningfully remember any of it. No one is "Remembering" anything. They're imagining it.
flyingrodent.bsky.social flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 28d
Forget “what sacrifices” and “protect our freedom” (it’s hard to see how this applies to, say, garrisoning Afghanistan or special forces secretly arsing around in Syria). Was 1920s remembrance intended to be about “showing support for our armed forces”?
Ministry of Defence K @Defe... • 1d Remembrance is an important moment of the year when we show our support for our Armed Forces. Wearing a poppy and supporting the @PoppyLegion is one way to thank the Armed Forces for the sacrifices they continue to make to protect our freedom.
October 24, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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thatidiotmonro.bsky.social
If anything, this will just cause more people to listen to her music.
October 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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realtaz.bsky.social
Thanks brother!
Btw…I’m on here now.
BlueSky Jones.
shutupexcalibur.bsky.social Excalibur @shutupexcalibur.bsky.social · Oct 11
If you told me 10 years ago that I would be having a play-by-play conversation about the ALDS Game 5 in the 15th inning with my good friend Taz I would have said you are completely out of your mind. But here we are.

Get well soon, Taz.
October 11, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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pbump.com
This is a remarkable finding.
emgusk.bsky.social Emily Guskin @emgusk.bsky.social · Oct 4
Most American Jews say Israel has committed war crimes

www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
October 4, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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briancgrubb.bsky.social
might go into a ruinous amount of personal debt because of this
TIM MEADOWS IS ON CAMEO
October 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
gambakufu.bsky.social
A Damages rewatch podcast called "The Ellen Parsons Project"
October 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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thatidiotmonro.bsky.social
Congratulations to Donald Trump, who's finally managed to find a way to make his own hand look (relatively) normal.
King Charles's (top) and Donald Trump's (bottom) respective hands. Neither one is a normal colour or shape.
September 17, 2025 at 1:46 PM
gambakufu.bsky.social
You don't hear much about Aaron Mokoena any more, do you
September 8, 2025 at 11:54 AM
gambakufu.bsky.social
This screenshot is what people still on Twitter think Bluesky is
bill-of-lefts.bsky.social No true bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · Sep 7
Uwu but hawwv you considered the epistemological standpoint of da vice president, including his twauma
September 8, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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thatidiotmonro.bsky.social
He fucked the Nesquik bunny
September 2, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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leena.reuben.games
they’ll just move him to a different parish and he’ll do it again
carnage4life.bsky.social Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · Aug 29
This future sucks
August 29, 2025 at 6:00 AM
gambakufu.bsky.social
Bit of Hull away to settle the nerves
August 23, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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kimspirit.bsky.social
We can all learn a thing or two from Samoa Joe. 😌
"if it sucks, hit da bricks" da sharezone meme but it's Samoa Joe walking away from a dive attack. It says, "just walk out. You can leave! Work, social thing, moonsault, springboard, crossbody, tope suicida, plancha, flying nothing, cops if you're quick, company named in sex trafficking lawsuit. If it sucks... Hit da bricks! Real winners quit."
August 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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tacc.org.uk
Information relating to the M&S complaint, reportedly from the trans woman whom the complaint was about. Almost everything claimed in recent articles is extremely inaccurate. 1/
Text post screenshot. A transgender M&S manager addresses recent articles about them. They recount an interaction in the lingerie section where they offered help to a woman and teen. The customer declined, and the manager, who isn't a bra fitter, proceeded to put away returns. Weeks later, a complaint was filed citing the manager's "deep booming masculine voice" and "masculine facial features." The manager clarifies they never offered bra fitting advice and that their colleagues are supportive. The manager's boss dismissed the complaint, affirming their support. The manager expresses distress over the complaint's personal attacks. A screenshot of a text post from a trans woman detailing her positive experiences working at M&S after undergoing Facial Feminisation Surgery. She describes receiving support from colleagues and management, including gifts and messages, after the surgery. The post addresses a newspaper article that insinuated M&S was not supportive, clarifying that the company has been overwhelmingly supportive. The author emphasizes that M&S allows any colleague to train as a bra fitter and any customer to book an appointment, regardless of gender identity. She also clarifies that the lingerie department and walkway to menswear are not "women only" spaces and that she does not enter occupied fitting rooms. The author concludes by stating that M&S respects her as a trans woman and a valued colleague, and that the real issue is tabloid newspapers twisting stories for profit.
August 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
gambakufu.bsky.social
How to hide an awful take and get it on the BBC
August 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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catgirlfingies.quest
Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato
Photo of Revy Photoshopped onto a transgender flag She's pointing back and looking shocked
December 23, 2023 at 12:49 AM
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thatidiotmonro.bsky.social
Every time I go to Home Bargains, I think "Sounds like a fun weekend..."
gfrancie.bsky.social Gfrancie (Benevolent Siren) @gfrancie.bsky.social · Aug 16
You can leave your jokes here.
A red, white, and blue can of whipped cream that says, "squirty topping".
August 16, 2025 at 12:49 PM
gambakufu.bsky.social
One league game and a meaningless cup exit and our fanbase is ready to burn the stadium down. God I hate football
August 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM