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Alastair
@gambakufu.bsky.social
On a lilo in a sea of alright
This lil dude shares a birthday with you (he's 7)
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 PM
There were mortal wounds
Inflicted on the sky
And incriminating blue stains on my shirt
The shirt you bought for me
Christ it hurts
Like stars in my belly going supernova
I feel like a zombie that refuses to live
Haunting the junkyards
And cutting myself on scraps of you
November 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Kyle Fletcher turned into Ian Riccaboni so slowly I don't think anyone noticed
November 20, 2025 at 10:37 AM
How to hide an awful take and get it on the BBC
August 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Dunking on Riley is so easy it should be illegal, and yet it always makes me laugh
June 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Nice to know some local political groups still have a brain in their heads
June 2, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Obsessed with 6'3 Trump stood with 5'7 Macron and 5'8 Starmer here
April 26, 2025 at 11:59 AM
It's always just there on my homepage on a Thursday morning. Did your sub expire?
February 27, 2025 at 10:23 AM
The legendary Scotties Got It.
January 10, 2025 at 11:08 AM
THE LADS
December 14, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana or Pearl Jam
December 11, 2024 at 8:49 AM
The collapse is 100% coming but I'm going to keep enjoying it while it lasts
December 10, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Ah go on then
December 5, 2024 at 10:42 AM
November 28, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Labelers are the best feature on here and I won't hear any dissent in my echo chamber, plz
November 18, 2024 at 3:46 PM
My great great grandfather was a pharmacist before you needed to go to school and actually learn about medicine. He sold all kinds of crazy shit.
November 15, 2024 at 11:46 AM
Former guard Clayton Hughes on Oz went insane in solitary confinement and declared himself Gamba Kufu, high excellency of Huru, shortly before he was killed.
October 22, 2024 at 1:29 PM
Seems legit.
November 30, 2023 at 11:10 AM
One of the earliest.

P.S. I'll find my frog
November 23, 2023 at 2:55 PM
The tweet that is tattooed on my brain.
November 23, 2023 at 2:48 PM
I need medical attention after this
September 15, 2023 at 12:03 PM