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Alastair
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On a lilo in a sea of alright
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Hey, quick question about this photo from Epstein's island: What the fuck
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Interesting test on Dynamite: Hangman and Swerve both come out to attack the Opps together, crowd chants "Cowboy Shit" first.
November 27, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Watching an interview with Acaster where he's using his real voice and not doing his persona feels like that clip of Randy Savage dropping the gimmick
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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I was the assistant editor on MY OWN PRIVATE IDAHO. I have 9000 stories from that time, and many of them feature this man who passed away this morning, Udo Kier. He would talk about Fassbinder, Warhol and Paul Morrissey for hours. I was so lucky to get to know Udo and he will be missed by so many.
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Biggest thing for me with the Hangman loss is that it's (as I remember anyway) the first world title change I didn't see coming. Was genuinely shocked by the finish.
November 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
There were mortal wounds
Inflicted on the sky
And incriminating blue stains on my shirt
The shirt you bought for me
Christ it hurts
Like stars in my belly going supernova
I feel like a zombie that refuses to live
Haunting the junkyards
And cutting myself on scraps of you
November 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I shouldn't have to be reading about "groyperism" on the website of a mainstream British newspaper, ffs.
November 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Kyle Fletcher turned into Ian Riccaboni so slowly I don't think anyone noticed
November 20, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Absolutely howled with laughter when Nick's little ballsack burned green. The absolute perfect couldn't-script-it finish to the worst group of faithfuls in history, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory that they didn't deserve at all
November 6, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Some very weird scorelines in the Championship today. Greatest league in the world
November 1, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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The concept of "Rememberance" as it applies to the First World War is meaningless now anyway, because there are 5 people left in the UK who were born before November 1918, and only one of them is old enough to meaningfully remember any of it. No one is "Remembering" anything. They're imagining it.
Forget “what sacrifices” and “protect our freedom” (it’s hard to see how this applies to, say, garrisoning Afghanistan or special forces secretly arsing around in Syria). Was 1920s remembrance intended to be about “showing support for our armed forces”?
October 24, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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If anything, this will just cause more people to listen to her music.
October 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Thanks brother!
Btw…I’m on here now.
BlueSky Jones.
If you told me 10 years ago that I would be having a play-by-play conversation about the ALDS Game 5 in the 15th inning with my good friend Taz I would have said you are completely out of your mind. But here we are.

Get well soon, Taz.
October 11, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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This is a remarkable finding.
Most American Jews say Israel has committed war crimes

www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
October 4, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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might go into a ruinous amount of personal debt because of this
October 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
A Damages rewatch podcast called "The Ellen Parsons Project"
October 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Congratulations to Donald Trump, who's finally managed to find a way to make his own hand look (relatively) normal.
September 17, 2025 at 1:46 PM
You don't hear much about Aaron Mokoena any more, do you
September 8, 2025 at 11:54 AM
This screenshot is what people still on Twitter think Bluesky is
Uwu but hawwv you considered the epistemological standpoint of da vice president, including his twauma
September 8, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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they’ll just move him to a different parish and he’ll do it again
This future sucks
August 29, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Bit of Hull away to settle the nerves
August 23, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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We can all learn a thing or two from Samoa Joe. 😌
August 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM