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tiny enemy crab
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"my son is also named Hamnet"
January 14, 2026 at 4:39 PM
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the next DOJ brief is going to have approximately sixty em-dashes in it
Breaking: NYT now says *six* federal prosecutors in Minnesota have just resigned over the Justice Department's push to investigate the widow of Renee Good and the department's reluctance to investigate the ICE agent who shot Good, according to people with knowledge of their decision.
Six Prosecutors Quit Over Push to Investigate ICE Shooting Victim’s Widow
www.nytimes.com
January 13, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself transformed into an enormous Bug-type.
January 12, 2026 at 4:58 PM
He may be a gigantic piece of shit I fear
NEW: It appears billionaire Bill Ackman has donated $10k to a GoFundMe for Jonathan Ross, the ICE agent who killed Renee Good.

Ackman has reposted the fundraiser but hasn’t posted about his own donation.
January 11, 2026 at 7:47 PM
This is a pro Tim Curry zone
January 9, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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January 9, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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March 31, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Can I bet on polymarket if my coworker will reply all to a lunch order again
January 9, 2026 at 2:08 PM
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Do this. It works.
I recommend submitting a complaint.
January 7, 2026 at 4:12 PM
In the Scott Pilgrim font: JERRY SEINFELD IS DATING A HIGH SCHOOLER?
January 7, 2026 at 11:40 AM
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We’re cooked
January 6, 2026 at 4:04 PM
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Copy Editing Matters, from HHS's release on the new childhood vaccine schedule: All the diseases will still be available to anyone who wants them
January 6, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Fuck you fuck you fuck you
January 5, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Didn’t want to stay up late and watch a new war start but welcome to 2026
January 3, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Last year was kinda eh but I got to pet a Capybara for 10 seconds
January 2, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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Hey I don't think you should use a website that generates CSAM on demand
January 2, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Society in 2026 is not ready for Betty Boop to enter the public domain
Cool stuff entering public domain:
Betty Boop
Nancy Drew + her first 5 novels
The Maltese Falcon novel
Disney's first iteration of Pluto as "Rover"
The first fully voiced Academy Best Picture: All Quiet on the Western Front
The Marx Brothers' Animal Crackers
Dream a Little Dream of Me
I Got Rhythm
🕛 At midnight, new creative works enter the public domain in the US.

🎙️ In the latest Future Knowledge podcast, James Boyle (The Public Domain) explains why the public domain matters & how digital enclosures are quietly fencing it off.

🎧 Listen now ➡️ futureknowledge.transistor.fm/episodes/the...
December 31, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I’m pretty sure the 90s orchestra hit sound is the closest I’m going to get to a dopamine button and I’ve just got to learn to accept it
December 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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It was getting to him.
Kavanaugh in a footnote in today's opinion says "the officers must not make interior immigration stops or arrests based on race or ethnicity."
December 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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I hate that when AI is wrong people are like "But isn't it amazing that it thinks it's right?" but when I fuck up my taxes it's "a crime." Hypocrisy much?
December 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Year 1 data on congestion pricing in Manhattan…

* Vehicle traffic: -11%
* Foot traffic: +3.4%
* Storefront vacancy: -0.9%
* Pollution: -22%
* Revenue for mass transit: $548M

So YES this has been a huge success.
December 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
90s James Cameron walked so 2020s James Cameron could do whatever the fuck Avatar is
December 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I got Wonderful Christmastime’d lads😔
December 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM