Aphrodite
@funaphrodite.bsky.social
My alt to have fun with and yes my boobs are real
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less static, more music
January 1, 2026 at 4:28 PM
less static, more music
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Whew glad I made your feed today.
January 5, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Whew glad I made your feed today.
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Which one of you is it? 👀
January 4, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Which one of you is it? 👀
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Walking across a frozen river and heard a crack, this could be my lucky day
January 4, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Walking across a frozen river and heard a crack, this could be my lucky day
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Nice tits, but I’m still not gonna pay a lot for that muffler.
January 4, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Nice tits, but I’m still not gonna pay a lot for that muffler.
I don’t compete with anyone, ever
January 4, 2026 at 6:59 PM
I don’t compete with anyone, ever
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I wanna know you by heart
January 2, 2026 at 4:02 AM
I wanna know you by heart
Making him hard with just my words is the biggest compliment.
January 4, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Making him hard with just my words is the biggest compliment.
I need a week of just sex and food.
January 1, 2026 at 6:45 PM
I need a week of just sex and food.
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Happy New Years Day everyone.
Yes, even you way in the back peeking at me.
Yes, even you way in the back peeking at me.
January 1, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Happy New Years Day everyone.
Yes, even you way in the back peeking at me.
Yes, even you way in the back peeking at me.
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New year, new fleshlight
January 1, 2026 at 5:44 PM
New year, new fleshlight
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Morning ya’ll.
*makes waffles and coffee*
Be safe tonight. There is no reason to be out and about on amateur night.
Tiddies.
*makes waffles and coffee*
Be safe tonight. There is no reason to be out and about on amateur night.
Tiddies.
December 31, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Morning ya’ll.
*makes waffles and coffee*
Be safe tonight. There is no reason to be out and about on amateur night.
Tiddies.
*makes waffles and coffee*
Be safe tonight. There is no reason to be out and about on amateur night.
Tiddies.
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So when can I Star Trek beam her onto my face?
December 31, 2025 at 6:23 PM
So when can I Star Trek beam her onto my face?
It’s always a dilemma on panties or no panties
December 31, 2025 at 6:23 PM
It’s always a dilemma on panties or no panties
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I'll listen to my heart, but let you listen too
December 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I'll listen to my heart, but let you listen too
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my tits are too pretty for me to be treated this way
December 31, 2025 at 3:05 AM
my tits are too pretty for me to be treated this way
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Muff…. It’s what’s for dinner.
December 31, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Muff…. It’s what’s for dinner.
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Turns out you can’t catch the mice in your home with thirst traps.
December 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Turns out you can’t catch the mice in your home with thirst traps.
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Is it the stick up your ass that’s pressing the keys right now?
December 30, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Is it the stick up your ass that’s pressing the keys right now?
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I don’t kink shame,
I say “Kink? Same!”
I say “Kink? Same!”
December 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I don’t kink shame,
I say “Kink? Same!”
I say “Kink? Same!”
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Fingers are cold, can I warm them in one your holes?
Oh don’t look at me like that.
Oh don’t look at me like that.
December 30, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Fingers are cold, can I warm them in one your holes?
Oh don’t look at me like that.
Oh don’t look at me like that.