CaddySwampus
@fuckalabama.com
A southerner like you’ve heretofore not seen.
Enby Queer | Engineer | Competitive Baker | Bama | Bourbon
Formerly in DC/NoVA
Currently your Tampa Bae
Future Twin City Transplant
No TERFs or SWERFs.
Enby Queer | Engineer | Competitive Baker | Bama | Bourbon
Formerly in DC/NoVA
Currently your Tampa Bae
Future Twin City Transplant
No TERFs or SWERFs.
Pinned
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I FINALLY realized who Cignetti’s sideline pose reminded me of
January 10, 2026 at 2:13 AM
I FINALLY realized who Cignetti’s sideline pose reminded me of
Really appreciate Indiana letting us all go to bed at halftime.
January 10, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Really appreciate Indiana letting us all go to bed at halftime.
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We just launched Rx Inspector, a first-of-its-kind tool that provides answers to what the FDA won’t tell you: where your generic drugs are coming from and the track records of the facilities that made them.
Join us on Jan. 14 at 4 p.m. ET for a live demo of the app's features.
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Join us on Jan. 14 at 4 p.m. ET for a live demo of the app's features.
RSVP ⤵️
ProPublica Event - How to Use Our Rx Inspector News App
Join our reporters as they show users how to track the manufacturing of generic prescription drugs.
events.propublica.org
January 7, 2026 at 5:30 PM
We just launched Rx Inspector, a first-of-its-kind tool that provides answers to what the FDA won’t tell you: where your generic drugs are coming from and the track records of the facilities that made them.
Join us on Jan. 14 at 4 p.m. ET for a live demo of the app's features.
RSVP ⤵️
Join us on Jan. 14 at 4 p.m. ET for a live demo of the app's features.
RSVP ⤵️
I’m a day late but HAPPY KING CAKE SEASON TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE THIS MOST GLORIOUS HOLIDAY SEASON!
January 7, 2026 at 12:32 PM
I’m a day late but HAPPY KING CAKE SEASON TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE THIS MOST GLORIOUS HOLIDAY SEASON!
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Got paid AND his job back, lmao. Keep fighting these dweebs
January 6, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Got paid AND his job back, lmao. Keep fighting these dweebs
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I spit out my drink
January 6, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I spit out my drink
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A reminder - before Trump, MAGA, Musk and Fox rewrote history - that this is what the entire country agreed had happened five years ago today:
January 6, 2026 at 12:40 PM
A reminder - before Trump, MAGA, Musk and Fox rewrote history - that this is what the entire country agreed had happened five years ago today:
If you see this repost with your model of positive masculinity
January 6, 2026 at 1:08 PM
If you see this repost with your model of positive masculinity
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The Corporation for Public Broadcasting has been dissolved, ending its 58 years as the primary funder for PBS, NPR and local TV and radio stations
Corporation For Public Broadcasting Is Dissolved After 58 Years Of Service
www.huffpost.com
January 5, 2026 at 8:00 PM
The Corporation for Public Broadcasting has been dissolved, ending its 58 years as the primary funder for PBS, NPR and local TV and radio stations
SanRoc Cay Sailfish in Orange Beach, AL.
January 5, 2026 at 10:01 PM
SanRoc Cay Sailfish in Orange Beach, AL.
I guess I can't use PTO forever. Back in the saddle.
January 5, 2026 at 11:02 AM
I guess I can't use PTO forever. Back in the saddle.
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Also if anyone is interested in the history of the United States' attempts to topple leaders in South America and install more friendly dictators then you can - and I'm not joking here - download the files from the CIA website.
January 3, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Also if anyone is interested in the history of the United States' attempts to topple leaders in South America and install more friendly dictators then you can - and I'm not joking here - download the files from the CIA website.
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Bowl game ratings are way up this year, countering the narrative that they matter less than ever.
awfulannouncing.com/college-foot...
awfulannouncing.com/college-foot...
Whether they ‘matter’ or not, ESPN’s non-playoff bowl games are rating just fine
ESPN's non-playoff bowl slate is up 13% in viewership through Dec. 27, with several games posting multi-year highs.
awfulannouncing.com
January 3, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Bowl game ratings are way up this year, countering the narrative that they matter less than ever.
awfulannouncing.com/college-foot...
awfulannouncing.com/college-foot...
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
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Tapping the "No, New Wars!" sign.
January 3, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Tapping the "No, New Wars!" sign.
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Fascinating that they are trying to frame this as a normal arrest. Claiming the military support was to help execute a warrant, arresting Maduro, having him stand trial in US courts. Quite clear they want to make extraordinary renditions the norm so they can more easily arrest people outside the US.
Sen Mike Lee with the first account I’ve seen of the Admin’s legal theory for the strikes. On the domestic law side — something like: Art II law enforcement power to capture Maduro (by invading his own country) combined with Art II power to protect those personnel executing the warrant.
January 3, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Fascinating that they are trying to frame this as a normal arrest. Claiming the military support was to help execute a warrant, arresting Maduro, having him stand trial in US courts. Quite clear they want to make extraordinary renditions the norm so they can more easily arrest people outside the US.
going back to bed to see if I can wake up in another reality
January 3, 2026 at 12:59 PM
going back to bed to see if I can wake up in another reality
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I’ve worked in states where you had to get a license, and it is just a straight up attempt to either intimidate, track, and extract money from any woman who wants to do sex work. There’s no legitimate reason for anyone to need a special license from the state just to dance while naked
A new Oklahoma bill, SB1284, would require dancers to obtain an "Exotic Entertainer License" in order to perform. Those who dance without state approval could face up to a year in prison.
Free speech, even sexy dancing, is not conditioned on government approval.
Free speech, even sexy dancing, is not conditioned on government approval.
January 3, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I’ve worked in states where you had to get a license, and it is just a straight up attempt to either intimidate, track, and extract money from any woman who wants to do sex work. There’s no legitimate reason for anyone to need a special license from the state just to dance while naked
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For my non-football followers, if you need a rooting interest in the Mayo Bowl that is filling your timeline, this is Mississippi State’s head coach
January 3, 2026 at 1:28 AM
For my non-football followers, if you need a rooting interest in the Mayo Bowl that is filling your timeline, this is Mississippi State’s head coach
I wrote the correct year on paperwork today. Please clap.
January 2, 2026 at 9:28 PM
I wrote the correct year on paperwork today. Please clap.
THE SABAN-ASSISTANT SEMI-FINALS
January 2, 2026 at 5:01 AM
THE SABAN-ASSISTANT SEMI-FINALS
I love this dumb fucking game.
THIS IS THE GAME THAT NEVER ENDS. IT JUST GOES ON AND ON MY FRIEND. SOME PEOPLE START THE KICKING JUST THINKING IT WILL END. BUT IN THE KICKING ENDING IT’S RECOVERED JUST BECAUSE THIS IS THE GAME THAT NEVER ENDS
January 2, 2026 at 4:57 AM
I love this dumb fucking game.
THIS IS THE GAME THAT NEVER ENDS. IT JUST GOES ON AND ON MY FRIEND. SOME PEOPLE START THE KICKING JUST THINKING IT WILL END. BUT IN THE KICKING ENDING IT’S RECOVERED JUST BECAUSE THIS IS THE GAME THAT NEVER ENDS
January 2, 2026 at 4:55 AM
THIS IS THE GAME THAT NEVER ENDS. IT JUST GOES ON AND ON MY FRIEND. SOME PEOPLE START THE KICKING JUST THINKING IT WILL END. BUT IN THE KICKING ENDING IT’S RECOVERED JUST BECAUSE THIS IS THE GAME THAT NEVER ENDS
We literally could not have scripted a more @sickoscommittee.org ending. Lmaooooooooooooo
January 2, 2026 at 4:52 AM
We literally could not have scripted a more @sickoscommittee.org ending. Lmaooooooooooooo